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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > going to the toilet at work and realising you've left your phone on your
 
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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

 Desk. Genuine q: is it possible to ever feel more disappointed and angry at yourself?

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several friends
Apr 7, 2015

 you're not missing much tbqh

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
OP: "OH NOOOOO I'M SO RETARDED I CANT EVEN poo poo WITHOUT GBS!"

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Whew. For a sec I thought you were gonna say my phone's camera was not only on, but streaming my JO session at the work restroom.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sup opus

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Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
 sorry I can't relate to this because I just stare at the wall when I poo poo

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Iron Prince posted:

OP: "OH NOOOOO I'M SO RETARDED I CANT EVEN poo poo WITHOUT GBS!"

same, buunironically

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
gotta remember to bring the stool so my poop posture is actually better than the rest of my posture for the day

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cnut
May 3, 2016

opus111 posted:

is it possible to ever feel more disappointed and angry at yourself?

Yes, when I look in the mirror while nekkid :negative:

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I play Hearthstone when I take a poo poo at work. :cool:

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idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
 How did people enjoy shits at work in simpler times before cell phones

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

idiotbitch posted:

How did people enjoy shits at work in simpler times before cell phones

I think the bosses back then deducted shitter-time from your pay so everyone was really focused and quick about it.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
what ever happened to just being able to contently stare at the wall?

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idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
 I look at the latest videos on xhamster and fav them so I can save time at home later :cool:

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010

idiotbitch posted:

I look at the latest videos on xhamster and fav them so I can save time at home later :cool:

why not save time by just rubbing your dick right there and then while you poop?

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Do what I do: sit on the toilet cover an take a quick nap.

It's basically a really fun way to get 30 minutes closer to going home.

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Iron Prince posted:

OP: "OH NOOOOO I'M SO RETARDED I CANT EVEN poo poo WITHOUT GBS!"

:same:

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

opus111 posted:

Desk. Genuine q: is it possible to ever feel more disappointed and angry at yourself?

No... I feel deep shame and anxiety :( it's hosed up if I can't "poo poo post" while I poo poo

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

idiotbitch posted:

How did people enjoy shits at work in simpler times before cell phones

Reading the newspaper or some other form of entertainment.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

 What I do in this situation is look through my wallet at all of the old random things in there. It's like a trip down memory lane.

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

hemale in pain posted:

why not save time by just rubbing your dick right there and then while you poop?

The tried and true "poop and spank" maneuver.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
 Stare at the floor tiles until you start seeing faces

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