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One day we will have a president who grew up on the Internet, and maybe even frequented this site. What kind of platform would a future goon president have? Would you vote for them? If you're planning on running for president in the future, now is your chance to make your first pitch, or you can suggest another fellow goon.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:07 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:25 |
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goatce foreign policy
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:08 |
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shadowvine118 posted:What kind of platform would a future goon president have? No Fat Chicks
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:09 |
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Insulate all stairs in the Whitehaus.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:09 |
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Kind of a scary thought, there being a Goon President. Particularly since they'll probably have frequented PYF or D&D. Sounds like the kind of potential hellish landscape a time traveler would come back to prevent TBQH
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:12 |
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when I become president im gonna swear in on an snes running a cartridge copy of awful fantasy 6
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:14 |
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Kuato posted:Kind of a scary thought, there being a Goon President. Particularly since they'll probably have frequented PYF or D&D. Sounds like the kind of potential hellish landscape a time traveler would come back to prevent TBQH It'd also be likely that a future president would have gone on both 4Chan and Reddit. More likely, actually, since those sites are more popular than this one.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:15 |
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Drad_bert for POTUS!!
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 12:40 |
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Don't worry guys it will be me. You can put your fears to rest.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 12:42 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 12:47 |
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Slam Whale of State Doobies Whitehouse "I'm G'ay" replaces pledge
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:00 |
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lol he'd prolly gas all the chat threads
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:02 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:12 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Drad_bert for POTUS!! He will substitute all the presidents on the Dollar bills with different Krusty memes.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:14 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:15 |
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He will come from Miami, class of '16.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:36 |
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proof of concept posted:No Fat Chicks Read my lips: Slam Whale; Holy Grail.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:44 |
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Also this exact reason is why Britain has a monarchy. There was a prophecy that foretold millenials and the decision was taken.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:45 |
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"We choose to go to Mars. We choose to go to Mars in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Like my dick."
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:46 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:25 |
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If Justin Trudeau was fat
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:47 |