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I am going to continue wishing death on those I hate and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me.
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* T R U E * B R O S * N E V E R * D I E *
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Aug 22, 2016 02:44
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I wanna be cremated and poured in a sand trap so some fucker has to hit out of my ashes
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Aug 22, 2016 03:18
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Imma bury dis dick in ur mouf, op
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Aug 22, 2016 03:26
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Don Tacorleone posted:Imma bury dis dick in ur mouf, op Dinner first you fuckin bitch.
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Aug 22, 2016 03:28
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when I die a sensor on my heart will detect it and a markov bot will activate and continue to post on GBS for me
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Aug 22, 2016 03:36
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one bright morning when this life is over i'll fly im gay
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Aug 22, 2016 03:39
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Nathilus posted:Dinner first you fuckin bitch. Here's your dinner: a foot long schlong wiener up ur throat And for dessert, two salty balls Enjoy
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Aug 22, 2016 03:39
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Iron Prince posted:when I die a sensor on my heart will detect it and a markov bot will activate and continue to post on GBS for me ten years earlier
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Aug 22, 2016 03:41
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goku bitch
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Aug 22, 2016 03:41
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Don Tacorleone posted:Here's your dinner: a foot long schlong wiener up ur throat loving pathetic. No game at all. Goodbye. Don't call me
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Aug 22, 2016 03:45
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Don Tacorleone posted:Here's your dinner: a foot long schlong wiener up ur throat That's a funny way of writing 2 inches.
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Aug 22, 2016 03:47
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Kuato posted:That's a funny way of writing 2 inches. I'm 7 inches bro don't gently caress with me!!!! Not loving tonight, or there'll be consequences! 
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Aug 22, 2016 03:55
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Otacon posted:we'll get two XXXL size caskets and weld them together so we can fit you in no problem
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Aug 22, 2016 03:58
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Nathilus, or Grimy as he liked to be called, is to be buried here, in GBS, just as he would have wanted.
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Aug 22, 2016 04:00
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Nathilus, or Grimy as he liked to be called, is to be buried here, in GBS, just as he would have wanted. oh man I love grimes didn't know Nathilus was grimes guess he's not fat just really unwashed
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Aug 22, 2016 04:01
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Celluloid Sam posted:oh man I love grimes didn't know Nathilus was grimes guess he's not fat just really unwashed This is getting too meta for me. I'm going to bed.
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Aug 22, 2016 04:06
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Nathilus posted:This is getting too meta for me. I'm going to bed. AND DONT COME BACK e: nah just playin. But I guess you can suck my dick fuckman if you want that's ok Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 04:11
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Celluloid Sam posted:you...you wouldn't fit if we tried to bury you here hahahaha Heh, they'd run out of dirt before they got him covered. 
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Aug 22, 2016 06:02
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roll me in a tortilla and then yellow wax paper
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Aug 22, 2016 06:06
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Chinatown posted:roll me in a tortilla and then yellow wax paper and an urn of roja and one of verde
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Aug 22, 2016 06:11
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My choices: 1. Plastinate me, so I can stand somewhere doing something cool for all eternity. 2. Give me to a university so I can be dissected by college students, so they can learn the human body and become doctors, marvel at my tattoos, and laugh at my penis. 3. Cremate me and put my ashes to good use, like fertilizing flowers in my backyard or adding to the minerals in the ocean. 4. Bury me in one of those really cool graveyard like Cimetere du Pere La Chaise in Paris. 5. Put my body on a dump truck and take me to the city dump.
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Aug 22, 2016 06:12
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the great deceiver posted:and an urn of roja and one of verde
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Aug 22, 2016 06:14
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I want to have my body shot from space into earth
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Aug 22, 2016 06:14
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Just drag me into the ally and let the stray cats eat me  
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Aug 22, 2016 07:34
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I plan on living on these forums forever because I'm writing a highly sophisticated shitposting algorithm. It will continue to post long after I've shuffled off this mortal coil. Alternatively: http://burymewithmymoney.com/
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Aug 22, 2016 07:55
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owns
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Aug 22, 2016 07:57
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I wonder how much you would have to pay Egypt to reserve a burial site in a pyramid. Not the big one or whatever, like something practical but decent and reasonably priced. 
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Aug 22, 2016 07:59
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genesplicer posted:My choices: I want to have my head preserved in the traditional Maori style.
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Aug 22, 2016 08:08
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In life there are physical limitations on how many orifices and how many people I can be in at any one time, but in death the ability to subdivide my body should allow me to overcome this. I am indifferent to how this is achieved, so long as the number of people is sufficiently high.
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Aug 22, 2016 08:57
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Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like on A-Jupiter and Mars In other words, Fire my ashes into space and then the Sun
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Aug 22, 2016 09:30
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Having my head decapitated then launched by a trebuchet or catapault would be is my go-to method of execution, if it comes down to it.
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Aug 22, 2016 09:33
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TOM HANKS posted:Just drag me into the ally and let the stray cats eat me stick a bone up my rear end and let the dogs drag me away 
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Aug 22, 2016 12:58
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Have an incredibly respectful (and modest) funeral for close friends and family to grieve and remember the good times they had with me throughout their lives, and bury me in the cemetary my grandparents are in, as I miss them dearly and that would be very pleasant and beautiful. and then dig me back up and chop my dick off or something? i dunno
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Aug 22, 2016 16:12
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I just wanna be cremated and have my ashes mixed in with concrete and have someone build a house with that concrete because I figure that'd be the best way to make an actual doom house
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Fishlifters posted:Have an incredibly respectful (and modest) funeral for close friends and family to grieve and remember the good times they had with me throughout their lives, and bury me in the cemetary my grandparents are in, as I miss them dearly and that would be very pleasant and beautiful. I will do this for you but in reverse order.
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