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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Orkin Mang posted:

I find new games correct too much poo poo, like they aim for u and coorect jump in a most beauteous world

Well yeah, but if I wanted do the heavy lifting and lose weight I'd get a gym membership.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Frankenstyle posted:

Well yeah, but if I wanted do the heavy lifting and lose weight I'd get a gym membership.

I'm too drunk to tupe. lat9rs

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
how much $$$ does the irs give you for being a tax whistle blower? I'm gonna get those fucks!

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Depends which one

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the great deceiver posted:

snitches get stitches

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

dethkon posted:

how much $$$ does the irs give you for being a tax whistle blower? I'm gonna get those fucks!

irs gives a percentage of the amount recovered so your cousins dodging taxes over the meth they're selling isn't gonna get you very much

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Smell ya later, then :byewhore:

damnnnn!!!!

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Feb 11, 2007

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Orkin Mang posted:

I find new games correct too much poo poo, like they aim for u and coorect jump in a most beauteous world

play dark soul

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Purging a heretic is its own reward.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

play dark soul

tertium quid pls

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Apr 8, 2012

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I told Neo-LF that I would snitch on them to the various government agencies reading and they told me I had to write an essay if I was gonna keep posting.

They were kind of like my family that christmas.

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I'm just here for the inevitable, lovely YouTube video

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't turn in my folks, OP, they're old enough that they'd die behind bars, which would be lovely.

50 bucks and a sixpack for my brother though. gently caress that guy.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

OctoberBlues posted:

This is me, hello



i made a thread for you last night, and you never showed up

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

scott zoloft posted:

i made a thread for you last night, and you never showed up

Sorry scott zoloft, I was pretty sleepy, let me look now!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Enough money that I could immediately buy their freedom with it and still have plenty left over.

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Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Depends on which family member we're talking about.

You couldn't pay me enough money to roll on my dad. Everyone else? Sure.

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