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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I took my first steps into the world of yogi which made me feel p good. I am wondering if any of you have good yoga vids for beginner? The problem is my current material makes me feel... Sexual and I'd like to just get down to the science of feelin comfortable with my body so are there any good yoga classes run by ugly men??

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsyearvBGiY

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




Oh no, I mean the opposite of this!!!!!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

extremetube.com has some pretty good yoga tutorials for beginners.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I made my first few millions running a sex yoga club OP, you might have heard of it? The fees are steep but the yoga is pretty solid

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i like the one where the ranger has to euthanize his bitchmade pal

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
How many yoga lessons do I need before I can levitate?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

How many yoga lessons do I need before I can levitate?

That's Yoda lessons, stupid.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fuckin blammo to the face with a magnum

thanks ranger rick

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Read this as yoda for beginners and am now disappointed. Will wait for the parody thread I guess

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's Yoda lessons, stupid.

Ok then how many yoga lessons do I need to be able to pacify cobras with my flute playing?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Ok then how many yoga lessons do I need to be able to pacify cobras with my flute playing?

2

one to learn how to pacify the cobra and another to learn how to dematerialize out of this proud gay material realm to get out of paying for both lessons

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i got kicked out this mornign for having a a boner

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
One time when I was a teenager we had a family vacation to California and we were on one of the beaches somewhere in North California and some gay looking fruit cake was there with his wife and adopted little Chinese boy and the guy starts doing these homo-looking swishing yoga moves and my brother and I just start cracking up laughing at this guy we can't help it and he turns and looks at us all indignantly and gets his wife and kid and walks further down the beach lol


Anyways that's my yoga story well bye

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



*moves further down the thread*

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

*moves further down the thread*

Pack it up chump I killed your thread

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
have you ever seen dune? i havent.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Hey hey, Boo Boo

try that out, OP

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Go to a beginner yoga class at the local ymca. They're really nice and inviting

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



ChrisHansen posted:

Go to a beginner yoga class at the local ymca. They're really nice and inviting
it's a no go, they won't let me wear my stretch pants there

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Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Both legs behind head, suck own dick. Recommend to all yoga beginners.

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