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bald gnome error posted:every time i come in from having a smoke my apt smells of steak and my cat is waiting for me to feed him. i am having more than a single glass of wine. oops Is this kitty heavy? He looks like one of those big chunks of cat you kind of say 'oof' when you pick up.
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spud posted:I generally hate cats but ok, that one can live. i saw ur edit who says im not 😈 e: yea bismuth he's only 2lb heavier than he should be but hes 15lb of raw tomcat muscle w/some extra fat. the vet tech w/long fake nails looked @ him and said "THATS A REAL MAN LION FACE" and scratched his chin till he saw god bald gnome error fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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Aug 25, 2016 11:37
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 out of wine. 3 bottles including some 3 buck chuck down. sigh
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Aug 25, 2016 11:41
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Put a hat or shoes on it.
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Aug 25, 2016 11:42
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spud posted:Put a hat or shoes on it. yea i'm drunk why not. he would never tolerate them on him (the porch leash was A Lot and he's so well behaved he doesn't need it) but here are my horrible shoes and a cat for another of ur gross fetishes  hes curled up against my side rn hoping for pets. brb
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Aug 25, 2016 11:48
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No,....not next to it....ON IT.... Is English not your first language?
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Aug 25, 2016 11:57
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bald gnome error posted:i saw ur edit Ooh I guessed well. I thought he might be heavy because of his REAL MAN LION FACE, usually goes with a pretty buff cat
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Aug 26, 2016 04:26
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Thursday and bourbon. Gonna do my upper body exercises wither Friday of Saturday.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:28
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Sober Thursday! Brushing my teeth and taking a night dump, Got a big meeting tomorrow. 
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Aug 26, 2016 05:32
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RocktheCaulk posted:Sober Thursday! Brushing my teeth and taking a night dump, Got a big meeting tomorrow. sober?
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Aug 26, 2016 05:34
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Bismuth posted:sober? I'm only the intern, but my work does allow us to have a beer at lunch (only for FTR employees though)
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RocktheCaulk posted:I'm only the intern, but my work does allow us to have a beer at lunch (only for FTR employees though) You actually need permission to drink during lunch? Are you 12?
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Aug 26, 2016 05:39
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Bismuth posted:You actually need permission to drink during lunch? Are you 12? Yes, I want to earn the American Dream of being able to be the boss and get plastered at lunch, and then make everyone else deal with it. Sacrifices must be made to get there.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:42
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RocktheCaulk posted:Yes, I want to earn the American Dream of being able to be the boss and get plastered at lunch, and then make everyone else deal with it. Sacrifices must be made to get there. So you're in "sales"?
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Aug 26, 2016 05:43
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Local government!
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Aug 26, 2016 05:44
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Dolin rouge and seltzer. And some saltwater taffy. And some more taffy because you can't eat just one. Then another because impulse. Okay just one more I swear. gently caress you and your addictive sweets, Maine.
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Aug 26, 2016 07:25
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Saltwater taffy is loving awesome, yo. Thursday Will probably more bourbon, Yo. I'll just do my "lifting" exercises with it, because I skipped them today.
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Aug 26, 2016 07:33
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lol i was in sales at my last job. the "sales cocktail" was either vodka mixed into the drink you bought at lunch & took back to your desk, or else just straight vodka in a water bottle w/some mints on hand my fat boy had a friend scratch his chin all night. here is more of his glory. he is napping 
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Aug 26, 2016 11:10
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Update! Meeting went awesome gonna get a bonus I bet. Now time for Vodka Friday (watching my calories!)
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Solice Kirsk posted:I have Whiskey Wednesday here in Chicago at The Twisted Spoke. This place is awesome
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