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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


who draws these?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i always imagine the artist's friend or parent or whoever walking in right when they're working on the butt or boobs or whatever and being like 'uh......'

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

lol at the fact that you haven't even been on one date but he's already told you he used to play magic

Yeah. Usually a woman has to force that kind of information out of me. I will never willingly tell anybody, let alone someone whom I hope finds me interesting enough to have sex with me, that I used to play Magic the Gathering. Furthermore, I will avoid any discussion of what I do for a living since it is boring as gently caress.

The thing is OP, there are no "retired Magic players" just recovering Magic players.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Is it that bro who chewed up a debut card on YouTube? Because that's the only remotely acceptable answer.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
ralp: hrmmm, this thread belongs in tradgames

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
op will u marry me

not being thirsty, im just in love

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Darth123123 posted:

this is like the best honeypot thread right?

Yes

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
is it gabriel tsang? if so, you can do better.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
did you suck his dick OP?

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Nooner posted:

did you suck his dick OP?

I can verify that she did.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Nirvikalpa posted:

Nope. I can't believe people still aren't getting it yet.

Is it the child in all of us?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Is he featured in this video about pro magic players? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCm-rRUwNGk

Maybe it's this guy???
https://twitter.com/ReidDuke/status/605431735694680065

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Chill la Chill posted:

Is he featured in this video about pro magic players? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCm-rRUwNGk

Maybe it's this guy???
https://twitter.com/ReidDuke/status/605431735694680065

It's too bad she said he's Asian or I'd guess Patrick "The Innovator" Chapin, who gave us this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUUYuvljlFw (One of song of a full MtG album: https://g.co/kgs/R84DL1).

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

how mad do magic players get if you say you only play the xbox version

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imagine devoting your life to magic the gathering

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

When was the Opie going out with this guy, where's the trip report?

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going out today

And I already went out for drinks with him last month. idk i am bored in this city and i need some signatures

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Magic, marijuana and some beers with some buddies is pretty darn fun. Hobbies are neat!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nirvikalpa posted:

I'm going out today

And I already went out for drinks with him last month. idk i am bored in this city and i need some signatures

Good luck, friend. I hope it goes well.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Nirvikalpa posted:

I'm going out today

And I already went out for drinks with him last month. idk i am bored in this city and i need some signatures

Go to Spain and run with the bulls. Bring your high heels.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

FalloutGod posted:

Magic, marijuana and some beers with some buddies is pretty darn fun. Hobbies are neat!

Pro magic players are like those dudes that play vidyagaems sober and give a poo poo about the rankings.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FalloutGod posted:

Magic, marijuana and some beers with some buddies is pretty darn fun. Hobbies are neat!

actually, they'are bad

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


jesus christ can you not do anything without informing the something awful forums what is this insatiable need for internet attention

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shithouse Dave posted:

jesus christ can you not do anything without informing the something awful forums what is this insatiable need for internet attention

Loneliness.

It's loving insatiable man.

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