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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

weak

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jack Trades posted:

weak weak weak weak weak

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Just to be clear I'm quitting tomorrow. :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a dog from hell posted:

Just to be clear I'm quitting tomorrow. :)

Tomorrow never actually comes. It just becomes today. :grin:

HTH

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Tomorrow never actually comes. It just becomes today. :grin:

HTH

You're right. But tonight, we are kings!

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

I bought 6 liters of poo poo boxed red wine and I haven't been sober in 2 days now.
Let's see how the Monday will like it.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Jack Trades posted:

I bought 6 liters of poo poo boxed red wine and I haven't been sober in 2 days now.
Let's see how the Monday will like it.

Box wine is better shared. Anyways I approve.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
Wow, this is a sad drunk thread...


I threw together some random poo poo from my liquor cabinet, and then watched Dennis Rodman talk about breaking his dick three times. It's been a pretty chill night.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/AmTLXPO.webm

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Hahahaha

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

How I post dot jif.

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)
3 Beer Queer

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I ran out of beer and I'm not asleep. What the gently caress?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

a dog from hell posted:

I ran out of beer and I'm not asleep. What the gently caress?

I'm so sorry. I wouldn't wish that even on my enemies.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Kuato posted:

Bought a box of Coors Light Aluminums, had planned to drink two and drink the rest over the course of the next week or so, but it isn't going as planned. Box is almost empty now. :smith:

welcome !!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

yo venda wake up you gotta pick your kids up from that bitch jenny

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im not loving kidding if she finds out you got wasted again last night she'll push for full custody

i've left you 3 full party balloons that should help you turn on the elantra. get going

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Let me finish my drink, rear end in a top hat.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Jack Trades posted:

I bought 6 liters of poo poo boxed red wine and I haven't been sober in 2 days now.
Let's see how the Monday will like it.

litres... huh. that's a way better way of expressing it, cause it's a bigger number

i have like 85 litres on beer in my house

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
getting toward the obttom of my third or fourth glas of water for the night, feeling good, strong, ready for more

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
I don't know how I lived through this weekend. Pretty sure everyone I was camping with thinks I'm a terrible person now.

(They're not wrong)

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
oh ya cool get antisocially trashed on a camping trip where all your fellow campers are stuck in the woods dealing with your obnoxious rear end.

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Sokrateez posted:

litres... huh. that's a way better way of expressing it, cause it's a bigger number

We Europeans like out metric systems.

nomadologique posted:

oh ya cool get antisocially trashed on a camping trip where all your fellow campers are stuck in the woods dealing with your obnoxious rear end.

You don't seem like a big fan of drinking, but you know what, I'll let you in on a big secret.
The secret being that the answer to everything lies on the bottom of a glass (of booze).

The answer being that all of us are garbage people and nothing matters.

Jack Trades fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Aug 29, 2016

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