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CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Actually OP what is my 1000-posts-ago post? I'm on mobile and can't check

E: oh poo poo I bet I just bumped off something cool by :justpost:ing instead of editing

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

A Strange Aeon posted:

Here is your first post, I believe, since you have under 1000:


From a PYF "song you can't stop listening to" thread.

Ooooooh poo poo I haven't listened to that song in a long time.

Thanks man!

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Darth123123 posted:

How do u have a clean rap for 9 years?

I dunno, be boring I guess?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CloFan posted:

Actually OP what is my 1000-posts-ago post? I'm on mobile and can't check

E: oh poo poo I bet I just bumped off something cool by :justpost:ing instead of editing

CloFan posted:

Signed up dude, thanks for the awesome deal.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Darth123123 posted:

Seriously disappointed clicking that rap sheet. Liar

Oh, it happened.

Might have been in my first 5 posts, I dunno.

Now that I think about it, my first might have been some long-winded response to an e/n

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

A picture thread.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Wall Balls posted:

This is a repost from my rant forum on my site and since I'm interested only in it being read, rather than advertising or shilling it out for hits, I'm going to just repost it here. Before I do let me give you a quick introduction.

I finally registered on the SA forums a week or so ago having been a loyal reader for a couple of years. I don't like the new design of the site, I want to kill it with fire, I liked my good-old Web1.0 scrolly site, give it back please.

I'm posting this here because you lot are smart, and as such, I have no issues with you telling me that you think I'm wrong with this pseudo-rant. This may also be preaching to the choir a bit and for that I sincerely apologize. I hope at least you get some enjoyment out of this. If you're one of those fellows who likes to Digg, the article also has a Digg page, do with it as you see fit - http://digg.com/general_sciences/At...you_intelligent

With that said and done, here goes.

"It's novello time, and it's about religion, so unless you're ready to deal with some views you may not agree with, switch off now. In the words of Illidan "You are not prepared".

Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. My political beliefs are liberal and leftist, I listen to Metal and I enjoy violent movies, books and videogames, and I've been a Christian since birth. Baptised, confirmed of my own free will, son of a priest (who are pretty notorious for rebelling against their father's religious beliefs just for the sake of it). I'm part of the Anglican Church of England, which is pretty much the result of Henry the 8th getting pissed off with the catholics not allowing him to divorce his wife(s). We're the state religion of the UK, if you could even say the UK has one, we're pretty liberal about most things, women priests, gay priests, homosexuals in general, sex before marriage, contraception, we take the modern, reasonable way of looking at all of them. At the end of the day, the Bible taught us about forgiveness and being excellent to one another. It had a bit of a round-about way of doing it but what do you expect for a 2000 year old book written entirely by clerical males? It's gonna be a bit out of date, you've gotta read it in context.

I have no problems with anyone's beliefs. Be whatever you want, as long as you believe (or don't believe) for a good reason. But here's what I really don't like, trend-atheism/trend-theism (also referred to as e-atheism, since it seems to be most prevelant in the domain of anonymous blogspammers and Digg-users).

In my late teens, I spent a long time thinking. Yeah, just sitting around and thinking, thinking about faith. Thinking about what it is that I believe in. Rationalizing the various conflicts and contradictions that faith presents us with, looking at the viewpoints of other faiths, or those with no faith at all, taking into account the new things we discover every day and factoring in the influence of science. Some people would claim that, if I had indeed done that, I'd have come to the conclusion, as an intellectual, rational thinker, that God does not exist. They would of course, be wrong.

My beliefs center around several factors. Firstly, it is important for us as human-beings to realize our own limits, and the limits of our understanding. Centuries ago we believed the world was flat. "The Bible told us so!", would be the first cry. Wrong, it really didn't. In the Old Testament, Job 26:7 explains that the earth is suspended in space, the obvious comparison being with the spherical sun and moon. The Old Testament, you remember that one? The one with the fiery bushes, the pillar's of salt, the cool plagues and such? Even that managed to get it right. There's a few more references as well to the 'round' earth (and before you say anything, flat is not a shape, it could have been a flat octagon for all they knew) but I'm not going to go into that yet. We've had computers for less than a century, powered flight for just over a century and of course our amazing horseless carriages. Genetics, electricity, nuclear-bombs, toaster-strudel, the world is in the palm of our hands! And it didn't take us too long did it?

Reality-check, we're still primitives. In the great scheme of things this technology is a mere blip on the historical radar. We've got an awful long way to go before we're able to dissect and understand the mysteries of the universe. We haven't even put a man on Mars yet, let alone left our solar system to find out what exactly is out there. How can it be that we have suddenly, so recently, become so arrogant as to believe we know more than we really do? The Laws of Science are written by man, based on our understanding of how things work. They are theories that, while prove true today, may be debunked by another amazing discovery tomorrow. Which leads onto my next point.

Name this quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Arthur C Clarke, physicist and author, smart fellow. It also hilights the point I'm making. Our understanding of the universe is peerless only amongst ourselves. We are not as smart as we think we are. Just as fire wowed the neanderthals, what would it take to wow us? What would make our jaws drop and our minds boggle? Well, any sufficiently advanced technology of course. And what is technology after-all? Man-made machines. The concept of technology is a human concept, a concept that may, in other parts of the universe, not even exist, replaced by something even more advanced than that, so advanced that we cannot comprehend it. Not surprising really as we mammals only use 10% of our brains.

So where am I going with this? Simple really, take yourself off of your high-horse, you, and the human race, is not as smart as it thinks it is. Now, open your mind a little, and let's explore some possibilities.



The definition of a God. Let us turn to the good book.

Wikipedia.

"God most commonly refers to the deity worshipped by followers of monotheistic and monolatrist religions, whom they believe to be the creator and ruler of the universe. Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the various conceptions of God. The most common among these include omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, perfect goodness, divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence. God has also been conceived as being incorporeal, a personal being, the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent"

Hmm, a tall order one might think. Could such a being exist? Some argue that logically, he could not, however, there is very little logic in denying the possibility that a being or beings of such power and advancement exist that they could indeed, be considered 'God' within our definition. That's not to say that God is a small green alien with a flying saucer and a phaser though that would give some of the overzealous fundamentalists something to sweat over, much to our amusement. But what is this God? A creator? Sure, we create. We create technology, we're getting to the stage of being able to create life in one form or another, using the basic building blocks of nature. Could it not be surmised therefore that it is entirely within the realms of possibility that someone or something created those building blocks? Like a programmer creates a new program, someone must have also created the coding language in which he created it. We scramble for answers. We come up with theories. Some believe in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Some believe a man in the sky created it everything in 6 days and then mooched around on the 7th. Which is valid?

Neither, and both. They attempt to apply meaning to something where meaning may, or may not exist. Creationism and the Big Bang are in that sense, as bad as each other. They are both merely attempts for us to explain the unexplainable. The Big Bang contradicts our laws of physics (something most catalyse an explosion, therefore something must have been there in the first place, where did that come from, at which point your brain melts). The Creation Story contradicts our laws of physics (Same reasons, who created God after all?). Everything we've so far managed to come up with, from the sublime to the ridiculous, the complex to the simplistic, it's an exercise in desperate straw-clutching. At the end of the day, we don't know jack.

And that's ok. Someone once said that the journey matters more than the destination, it's not the winning, it's the taking part, at least ya tried sport. These explanations of where it all comes from, be they ancient or modern all boil down to the same need. To know. Who'd have thunk it, we've got brains for a reason, and they rather like being used. Those neurons like to be fired, the little grey matter likes a little exercise every once in a while. Just as the Creation Story was a way to explain an unexplainable concept, so is the Big Bang theory. If one were to compare the human mind to a computer, try feeding the Big Bang theory to the medieval man, and it's like trying to shove Bioshock into a Commodore Vic20. Good luck. And what will our children's children's children's grandchildren's children think of our Big Bang theory? My money's on exactly the same thing.

So what am I trying to tell you, stop asking questions, stop looking for answers and just believe whatever the hell suits ya? Absolutely not. Believe whatever suits you, but question it, never stop thinking, never stop asking or learning. In this day and age it seems people are way too willing to believe, or not believe. Belief, or non-belief should be a life-long arduous process and it should end involuntarily, when you fall over dead. Someone (there's a lot of talkative someone's aren't there?) once said 'Never stop believing', I say, "Never stop asking yourself what you believe, and why".

It's time to criticize, so let me load port and starboard cannon and fire a volley at both atheists and theists alike. Believing, or not believing, does not make you intelligent. Smart people do not come to a conclusion on the basis of insubstantial evidence. Smart people do not mindlessly attack other people's beliefs just because they don't conform to their own. Smart people do not assume that their own rigid, poorly formed definitions of logic and faith, reason and belief are mutually exclusive and that if one exists, the other cannot. Smart people think outside the box, not pick fights with those poor souls trapped in it.

What makes you intelligent, is knowing why you believe what you believe. Knowing that you are but one mind, and knowing that at any time you could be proven wrong, only for that person to be proven wrong ad infinitum as we as a race advance.

I suppose you're waiting for my personal beliefs, waiting for this to be some kind of sermon, preaching why my God is better than your God, or non-God. You'll be waiting a long time, because it's not coming. My personal beliefs are just that, personal, they're mine, they belong to me. You cannot take them away from me, only I can. What I can give you though, are my opinions.

Right now shots are being fired. They're not physical shots, they're bullets and shells of ignorance and bigottry. And it's no one-sided battle let me tell you that much. Factionalized camps everywhere you can imagine. Atheists, Theists, Satanists, Christians, Republicans, Democrats, Capitalists, Communists, every group you can imagine, all shouting 'Your God/Non-God sucks, mine is better!'. These days, the internet's become their battleground. So much for sharing knowledge, we're sharing ignorance.

The bigottry and the condemnation has to stop. The sad thing is, I'm having to condemn the condemners. Isn't it lowsy how you generally have to be a hypocrite in order to make a point these days? Food for thought. We can look at the extremes and see the simplistic, secular vs sacred, trend-atheists vs fundamentalist evangelical christians, the most common stereotypes. But in reality, it's so much more complicated than that. It's this stereotyping and narrow-minded attitude that prevents us as a race from achieving the greatness we can. I could make as many decrees as I wanted till I was blue in the face, and I'm going to just to let off a little steam mind you,

"Trend-atheist Digg users, shove your agendas where the sun don't shine, refusing the possibility of a supreme-being does not make you a genius or a radical thinker, it makes you a bloody sheep hiding behind a cloak of anonymity"

"Evangelical Fundamentalist morons, get your overly simplistic, judgmental, dogmatic Crayola God out of my face, you have about as much understanding of the universe as a wet lettuce. That does not make you holy, pure, or guaranteed a private booth at the big game in the sky, it makes you a bloody sheep hiding behind a cloak of propaganda that you only believe because you're told to"

Wow, that feels good, I can understand why you internet-bound condemners like it so much. Gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling doesn't it? What, I'm not allowed to indulge in such a guilty pleasure every once in a while? Play fair Wink

Where's my conclusion? Hell if I know. Did you have the mistaken impression this was some carefully constructed plea for tolerance? Absolutely not, it's an angry slap in the face to my peers. Wake the hell up and use your brain, because my God/Non-god/Explosion/Man-in-the-sky/Vic20 gave you it for a reason.

WB.

yeah i agree

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

A Strange Aeon posted:

i will post my own once i figure out how, or someone can post mine if they can, I couldn't figure out how to easily find it

I had to quote someone so I could reply. I don't know how to post without quoting. :ohdear:

To answer the question, I think mine was in a recent lurker thread and someone said that they were sorry that they would be posting more and my reply was "Same". Thanks for reading friends!

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Slowpoke posted:

I had to quote someone so I could reply. I don't know how to post without quoting. :ohdear:
Just hit reply, instead of quote.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
My first college roommate paid for my account so I could follow him around fyad and empty quote him to help him get "accepted" (it didn't work) so it was probably an empty quote of an awful post.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Murphy Brownback posted:

My first college roommate paid for my account so I could follow him around fyad and empty quote him to help him get "accepted" (it didn't work) so it was probably an empty quote of an awful post.

Whoa, are you serious? Why do people want to get accepted in FYAD so badly that they'd commit fraud like that? Maybe I'm dumb but I'm not sure how being accepted by FYAD would look different than being ignored by them.

I'm on phone til this evening, so thanks for pulling back that guy's post, symbolic.

Even though actual first posts are elusive, it's interesting to be reminded of what you posted a 1000 posts ago. Unless you post like crazy and 1000 posts ago was yesterday.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
something about my cat, i think?

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004


How boring :( Thanks though!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Murphy Brownback posted:

My first college roommate paid for my account so I could follow him around fyad and empty quote him to help him get "accepted" (it didn't work) so it was probably an empty quote of an awful post.

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Mine was this post to :agesilaus::

Hogge Wild posted:

During the long years I've been lurking here I don't remeber reading a post written by such a smug oval office as you. You are saying that we've regressed politically from a state that had literally divided it's citizens to social classes depending on their wealth, and that we've regressed socially from a state that literally divided human beings into those who were free and those who were farming implements, and that we've regressed culturally from a state that had institutionalized pedophilia.

Are you like those anime fans who praise glorious Nippon because they like childporn? Or are you an otherkin Spartan philosopher?

e: i was drunk and regged for that

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
My first post was a thread about a weird kid I knew that had a paranoid conspiracy about one of his neighbors, was homeschooled for religious reasons, and talked about weapons all the time. A few goons I know thought it was a great idea but it ended up being a dud even for early 2004 GBS. I ended up lurking more and that kid ended up being a neo-Nazi that posts about going "coon hunting" on facebook.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm not sure but I did get probated twice in like the first two months I was here and then never again (except a fake one). I also remember fighting with someone about cocaine in a Billy Mays thread.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Unfortunately my first post was easily claimed by Kuato.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Good grief i have exatly 1000 posts??? :gonk: lotta years of hard postin' right there. turns out my first post was this:

8 track betamax posted:

Thosse years of torture will be nothing comparred to these dad gay so what posts!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

8 track betamax posted:

Good grief i have exatly 1000 posts??? :gonk: lotta years of hard postin' right there. turns out my first post was this:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A Strange Aeon posted:

Whoa, are you serious? Why do people want to get accepted in FYAD so badly that they'd commit fraud like that? Maybe I'm dumb but I'm not sure how being accepted by FYAD would look different than being ignored by them.

I'm on phone til this evening, so thanks for pulling back that guy's post, symbolic.

Even though actual first posts are elusive, it's interesting to be reminded of what you posted a 1000 posts ago. Unless you post like crazy and 1000 posts ago was yesterday.

May 26, 2016

Darth123123 posted:

I don't have an addiction per se, but post too much. now Dare, he's got an issue.

Self Owned

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Where da filez at?

Also a not so subtle reference to "All your base are belong to us"

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