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I just has self-serve froyo for lunch. i topped it with chocolate turtles, cheesecake bites, cookie dough balls, mochi and sprinkled maashed up reeses cups over the whole thing. then i ate all of it, the way a fat would. i will never be a skinny mini at this rate. 
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chocolate turtles are baller. good choice.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:17
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You plump motherfucker. How delicious was it?
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Sep 2, 2016 00:17
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my froyo looked way more horrid than the one in the pic above which is not my pic i just used it off the google search
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Sep 2, 2016 00:17
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yeah you're a fat too lazy to hold up the camera even
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Sep 2, 2016 00:17
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:You plump motherfucker. it was pretty good, it was a bucket of wet candy... i think im gonna purge
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Sep 2, 2016 00:18
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ice cream forLUNCH????!?!?
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Sep 2, 2016 00:19
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Sep 2, 2016 00:21
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also who is having lunch at 4pm pacific time?
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Sep 2, 2016 00:21
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No butter bacon brickle, you could do better. 
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Sep 2, 2016 00:23
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im having late lunch because i had to use my lunch break to see my psychiatrist. my stomach is starting to burble ugh
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Sep 2, 2016 00:25
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i didnt eat a thing today, i have a problem. im poor  and hungry.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:27
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What the gently caress is the point of froyo if you are going to put all that on top? Just get full figured loving fatty delight ice loving cream and be done with it. Wash it down with your tears, fatty.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:28
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Well before we jump to conclusions let me ask...can you see your own dick when pissing?
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Sep 2, 2016 00:29
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Yeah get all jiggly and cute. 
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Sep 2, 2016 00:29
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maybe if i drink a couple of dr peppers...
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Sep 2, 2016 00:29
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Borneo Jimmy posted:Well before we jump to conclusions let me ask...can you see your own dick when pissing? yeah kind of. i think its my dick????
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Sep 2, 2016 00:30
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crank my hog
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Sep 2, 2016 00:30
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jimmyjams posted:crank my hog classic jimyjamms
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Sep 2, 2016 00:31
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drat fatty!
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Sep 2, 2016 00:32
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Gaunab posted:drat fatty! i need to poo poo or burp or some combination of the two. i feel terrible
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Sep 2, 2016 00:37
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JiveHonky posted:yeah kind of. i think its my dick???? I mean if you can't tell it might be an issue. Obesity has become such a problem for society that even dudes with members described with praise as "big buck mandingo shaka zula black mamba coke can monsters" find themselves having to piss sitting down. So much for "super size me"
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Sep 2, 2016 00:39
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Borneo Jimmy posted:I mean if you can't tell it might be an issue. Obesity has become such a problem for society that even dudes with members described with praise as "big buck mandingo shaka zula black mamba coke can monsters" find themselves having to piss sitting down. So much for "super size me" either my belly is getting bigger or my weiny is shrinking i dont know anymore. someone hold me while i poop my pants
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Sep 2, 2016 00:41
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hold me closer tiny dancer
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