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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Would you let Dr. Pepper pick your perfect prince or princess? Will pastor Calvin find your spiritual animal?

Can 2 borderline retarded people find true love through the magic of reality tv? Who would you want Dr. Peeper to pick for U? :holymoley:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's Mr. Pepper now buddy. :catbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How big are her tits op?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Huge

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


But really saggy

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Who's Dr. Peeper?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what the gently caress are you talking about you horrible man

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
but dr peppers a soda

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Eh.

How many flaming Dr. Peppers have I had?

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

VendaGoat posted:

How big are her tits op?

she actually has a mental disease that makes her look sad and retarded but she is actually trying his best, how can you make fun off this, that was uncalled for you should know better, apologize publicly now and i will let it slide

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
yes but only in india where a white man can really lord himself over undesirables

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

avatarinwin posted:

she actually has a mental disease that makes her look sad and retarded but she is actually trying his best, how can you make fun off this, that was uncalled for you should know better, apologize publicly now and i will let it slide

you know we can see your pages and pages of eve online posts right

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

avatarinwin posted:

she actually has a mental disease that makes her look sad and retarded but she is actually trying his best, how can you make fun off this, that was uncalled for you should know better, apologize publicly now and i will let it slide

UH....No Peg.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

imagine if you married someone and they were a mean person, or a video gamer! that would be terrible!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*Cracks open a "cinnamon Ph.D."* what's poppin ladies :dukedog:

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

satanic splash-back posted:

you know we can see your pages and pages of eve online posts right

no you can't

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i make incredibly poor life choices so probably. but i'm sure the op knows exactly what that is like since he chose to post this thread.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Orkin Mang posted:

but dr peppers a soda

im not getting the joke here either it must be a generational thing

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I could but I am recently divorced so I am working on not being that way anymore lol

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one marathoning this random a&e trash tier reality show at this very moment.

You guys don't even know who Dr Pepper is jfc.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Nobody watches A&E.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

You guys don't even know who Dr Pepper is jfc.

its a soda

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


If that's true they must be really happy I'm watching this show right now.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
yes i want to get married and have a zelda themed wedding at the mall and then make a thread about it and then rage because people make fun of me on a comedy forum.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Stranger Things is all the rage right now. Not some stupid dr. peeper.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Vargs posted:

its a soda

Yes is the best soda. It's also an old white lady though.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

NESguerilla posted:

I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one marathoning this random a&e trash tier reality show at this very moment.

You guys don't even know who Dr Pepper is jfc.

im not a idiot i get that dr pepper invented the combination of the 23 flavors that make up the dr pepper soda, but still even if you mean the family doctor who invented the soda, and not the soda, what would he know about true love and if i'll later insist on replacing a woman with another younger woman with a fatter rear end?

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
Only if the first sight includes a view of the dong.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Dr pepper is yummy it gave me the sugar disease

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'll only get married as part of some immigration scam resulting in me paying down some of my gambling debts

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

NESguerilla posted:

Yes is the best soda. It's also an old white lady though.

sarsparilla is a root

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

I'll only get married as part of some immigration scam resulting in me paying down some of my gambling debts

No one would ever do this.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

No one would ever do this.

id do it tonight if it gets easy manuel off my back

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

id do it tonight if it gets easy manuel off my back

Well HTH

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Real talk?

Does she look like Taylor Swift, but have a hidden, throbbing meat-hammer?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

Real talk?

Does she look like Taylor Swift, but have a hidden, throbbing meat-hammer?

please god yes

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