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Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Nirvikalpa posted:

Isn't into pegging or being spitroasted

Has a gaping hole in their personality where self esteem should go, and a vag where nothing does.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Blitter posted:

Has a gaping hole in their personality where self esteem should go, and a vag where nothing does.

This, but tries to fill it with church.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

if she says an internet meme
if she's not feminine
if shes rude to people around us

(baring the obvious physical stuff like if she's a swamp monster, has bad breath, turns up without making any effort or is wearing sadsack clothes)

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

Date is a Praying Mantis, devours me after sex.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

I had one date girl who was a compulsive nose picker. I am not kidding. All through dinner, looking me in the eye. :gonk:

dang, that's a keeper.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Is into vape culture.

Isn't into vape culture.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Favorite book is a YA novel.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
has cooties

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Exists outside my Occulus Rift

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Jacks off to Dead or Alive "Ryona" videos

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
"Gets" FYAD

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Breaks my games on a date

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Says she will let me play Nintendo with her, but she just hands me an unplugged controller and tells me I'm playing.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Doesn't vape/ have citizenship with vape nation

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Dreddout posted:

Says she will let me play Nintendo with her, but she just hands me an unplugged controller and tells me I'm playing.

everytime !

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cant perform a simple light shoryuken into super combo.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Lower than 3k DOTA MMR

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Wants me to read her novel in progress full of rape fantasies.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Smythe posted:

cant perform a simple light shoryuken into super combo.
playing ryu/ken is a gamebreaker by itself

Pope Mobile posted:

Wants me to read her novel in progress full of rape fantasies.

fair

my gamebreakers:
doesn't have at least one speed-running record
posts on SA
not voting trump

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 2, 2016

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

FoxStrats posted:

playing ryu/ken is a gamebreaker by itself

i would never date a woman who played an impure non-shoto street fighter character.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
DOesn't Own a Copy Of David Sirlin's Magnum Opus "PLay To Win"

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Smythe posted:

i would never date a woman who played an impure non-shoto street fighter character.

then she has to play sakura

other gamebreakers:

playing sakura

Ohnonotme
Jul 23, 2007
Yay!
Says she has Cystic Fibrosis and she will be dead before she is 30. Later find out she is 36 and in perfect health. (happened IRL)

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Pope Mobile posted:

Wants me to read her novel in progress full of rape fantasies.

that does seem like it would be difficult to give constructive feedback on

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Has extra skin

Doesnt turn purple during sex

Only has one titty

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Smythe posted:

cant perform a simple light shoryuken into super combo.

hosed up if true

Also, doesn't completely dominate in Street Fighter.

Dominates too much in Street Fighter.

Makes fun of me after dominating me in Street Fighter :(

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Pope Mobile posted:

Wants me to read her novel in progress full of rape fantasies.

or wants you to act them out with her

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Boobs drag on floor while standing up

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Smythe posted:

Boobs drag on floor while standing up

From droopage or sheer size and weight?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

From droopage or sheer size and weight?

i think one begets the other

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Is into 4chan or casually mentions reddit too much...

SA solidarity. :c00lbutt:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
member of the Girls Night In Facebook Mean Girls Club

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Is the Head of a Major Corporation

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Smythe posted:

Is the Head of a Major Corporation

This

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

Smythe posted:

Is the Head of a Major Corporation

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Flesh Forge posted:

or wants you to act them out with her

This was around the fourth date.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
*farts*

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