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prolly ignore em, theyll go away
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Jack Trades posted:If zombie apocalypse was to happen, for real, then I'd probably just apply a gun directly to my forehead. Why just, get zombied and go eat people it's probably super fun
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Sep 4, 2016 20:53
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Radio Paranoia posted:I'd probably go for a pint at the Winchester and wait for it to all blow over. 
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Sep 4, 2016 21:42
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TracerBullet posted:I would laugh because zombies wouldn't be able to do poo poo.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:52
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504 posted:Handy tip: Living human people tend to stop attacking when you shoot them anywhere on their body, and the humans around them take notice
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Sep 4, 2016 21:55
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Toadvine posted:Living human people tend to stop attacking when you shoot them anywhere on their body, and the humans around them take notice Humans aren't completely stymied by bales of concertina wire.
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Sep 4, 2016 23:52
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Strip down, bbq sauce myself up and go out rock hard
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Sep 5, 2016 00:09
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If the electricity was still going, I'd probably head to my classroom/shop and make some sick bludgeoning weapons and some spikes and poo poo for the front of my SUV and motorcycles. Also, might just move in there as the kitchen is well stocked.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:17
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what kind of a nerd reacts to the end of society with "good time to go to school!!" lol
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Sep 5, 2016 00:20
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Flesh Forge posted:what kind of a nerd reacts to the end of society with "good time to go to school!!" lol Hey, food for 700 people would last a family of 4 for quite awhile. Plus, building materials, welding equipment, car servicing equipment, etc. Seems reasonable to me.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:41
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Parallax Scroll posted:prolly ignore em, theyll go away Why, because you got no brains huh? 
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Sep 5, 2016 00:44
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a suppressor doesn't seem too complex, but subsonic ammo is kind of important if you're trying to be silent. I just have to get my camping stuff, whatever food I have on hand and head north, meet up with whatever survivors get together in the north. I'd lead excursions to get materials and have people put together trapping lanes that we use to get from north to south and back, constructed in such a way that attracted zombies follow along a separate foot track that terminates into killing fields that freezes zombies. near the killing fields i'd put together electric plants that run on burning corpses
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Sep 5, 2016 00:56
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I'd turn the tables and start eating THEIR brains a little at a time until I built up an immunity. Then when one bites me, I'd go "I'm immune, IDIOT!" and punch them in the face.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:00
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Bagarthach posted:I'd turn the tables and start eating THEIR brains a little at a time until I built up an immunity. Then when one bites me, I'd go "I'm immune, IDIOT!" and punch them in the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOLd40wExc
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Sep 5, 2016 01:01
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Bagarthach posted:I'd turn the tables and start eating THEIR brains a little at a time until I built up an immunity. Then when one bites me, I'd go "I'm immune, IDIOT!" and punch them in the face. There is a dumb video game called Rimworld, and it has a mod for zombie invasions, and you can do just this. It is pretty baller.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:17
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i would try to barricade myself in a department store so i can have access to enough supplies to last months this is a great plan because not every single other person is going to have the same idea
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Sep 5, 2016 01:40
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Reenact thriller until I die.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:00
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I'd readapt my goth industrial ascetic. Maybe get a new pair of Doc Martins's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gibowNxyes
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Sep 5, 2016 03:37
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Honest answer. Hold up in my house for like a week if poo poo doesn't start calming down bullet to the brain
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Sep 5, 2016 04:20
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I'd just start shooting people in the head. Not zombies, just whoever I saw wandering around.
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Sep 5, 2016 05:18
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Grow weed and surround my house with a weed cloud constantly burning. Someone has to chill the gently caress out of the zombies
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Sep 5, 2016 05:21
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I would fear the living. Just kidding, I'd hunt humans for sport and turn to cannibalism way before it was necessary.
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Sep 5, 2016 05:21
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Several thousand rounds of 762x51 because all the gun rights/survivalist youtube.com guys said that's the best cartridge for killing zombies. Going out in a blaze of glory.
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Sep 5, 2016 05:24
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The only advantages humans have over other animals are their intelligence and manual dexterity. Zombies have neither of those things. They have no real defenses against wolves, bears, stray dogs, etc., let alone humans with guns and cars and stuff. So my answer is: hole up in my house and wait for the military to mop up all the zombies. E: Or even be a proactive citizen and run them over with my car. I doubt they'd even be smart enough to try and dodge. 
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Sep 5, 2016 05:33
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Why do all zombie films always show society immediately collapsing, it would take months for something like that to happen. I wanna see regular zombie cleanups and poo poo
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Sep 5, 2016 05:35
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Just like, punch them, OP? I mean, zombies just want to eat my brains, which are safely encased in my chew-proof skull, so I don't even understand why they are more than the lamest monsters of all time.
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Sep 5, 2016 05:41
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ColoradoCleric posted:Why do all zombie films always show society immediately collapsing, it would take months for something like that to happen. I wanna see regular zombie cleanups and poo poo Because zombie stories are fables about the dehumanizing influences modern society has on individuals and/or escapist fantasies for people who wish they were allowed to go on spree killings. They're not supposed to be realistic.
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Sep 5, 2016 05:45
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Pththya-lyi posted:E: Or even be a proactive citizen and run them over with my car. I doubt they'd even be smart enough to try and dodge. Have you ever hit a deer? Your car would break down after two or three zombies
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Sep 7, 2016 11:18
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I'm gonna be like that unexplained zombie head they found in the abandoned boat during the end credits of dawn of the dead. I really look up to that guy.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:56
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I'll walk around naked (and erect), with the exception of armour covering my shoulders, neck, forearms and lower legs. This will make me invulnerable to the vast majority of zombie attacks.
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Sep 7, 2016 13:11
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I'd head for the nearest castle with my buddies and enact neo feudalism on the surrounding countryside
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Sep 7, 2016 14:30
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Steal all the poo poo from the now dead people who thought the police or army would protect them during a fresh eating zombie outbreak.
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Sep 7, 2016 15:06
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ColoradoCleric posted:Why do all zombie films always show society immediately collapsing, it would take months for something like that to happen. I wanna see regular zombie cleanups and poo poo Pretty sure they explain this in every movie about zombies "Hmm, honey? There's a wide scale viral outbreak of mindless flesh eaters a few states over, think I should go to my job at the power/water/whatever factory anyway?" Toadvine fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Sep 7, 2016 |
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Sep 7, 2016 15:07
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My friend has a weird doomsday prepper mentality and claims that in the event of the collapse of civilization he'll be fine cuz his folks got land (out in the texas hill country, not prime cropland I'd point out, also its still densely populated enough to cause major problems in that kind of scenario.) I tell him it's great that he has the will to go back to being a dirt farmer like his stupid, lovely rear end, short-lived ancestors. As for me, if it ever gets bad enough that power goes off and the internet goes down, im gonna hunter s thompson. Even if I was tough enough to do it, I have zero desire to mad max it. Internet and ac and refrigeration and foods from all over the world and endless entertainment and quick availability of information I'm curious about are the kind of thing that makes life worth living to me. If that poo poo goes, I follow very shortly. 
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Sep 7, 2016 15:19
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Zombie land would have been a much better movie with Michael Cera Jesse eusenberg was really good in the Facebook movie because he plays an unlikable autistic well. The zombie movie needed a Michael Cera to do that thing where he looks a the camera and breaks the forth wall and is like "wait what? I don't"
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naem posted:Zombie land would have been a much better movie with Michael Cera Best part of zombieland is the opening title sequence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AFnThY472c Still a good movie though
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