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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
fuuuuuuck. 6/10 right hand pain non radiating. next move?

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

canpakes posted:

fuuuuuuck. 6/10 right hand pain non radiating. next move?

Take a little cucky pizzone and ram it up your rear end, OP.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
stop masturbating so much

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Smythe posted:

Take a little cucky pizzone and ram it up your rear end, OP.

reported for stupid reply

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Smythe posted:

Take a little cucky pizzone and ram it up your rear end, OP.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smythe posted:

Take a little cucky pizzone and ram it up your rear end, OP.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smythe posted:

Take a little cucky pizzone and ram it up your rear end, OP.

well poo poo

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Im a righty but jerk with my left. Try it.
Hope this helps op

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
Switch to left hand

e;fb

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It is gout. Since you'e in Obameica you will die. A lot.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Hey whats up in this thread huh?

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Bismuth posted:

Hey whats up in this thread huh?

masturbation jokes and :gas: actually

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

big shags posted:

masturbation jokes and :gas: actually

Too bad, hand pain can be serious and require surgery!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You can't use mine op, that's for sure

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You already hosed yours up, don't' even think about asking to borrow it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have 9/10 rib pain and 6/10 ankle pain and 5/10 knee pain consider yourself luck you puss

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
u have bro hand. go easy on the hifives for a while

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
they took an xray of my lung but i think thhey are lying to collect the isnuranse money

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im pretty sure its black lung disease

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

they took an xray of my lung but i think thhey are lying to collect the isnuranse money

theres no lying about dyke finger. i believe its a species of trenchfoot

TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope
Probably slept on it weird, don't be a pussy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

theres no lying about dyke finger. i believe its a species of trenchfoot

its all the same in the end i guess i just hate lying doctors seems like it is against their oath

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think im gonna start drinkinging if i cand find some shooters

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

i have 9/10 rib pain and 6/10 ankle pain and 5/10 knee pain consider yourself luck you puss

So that's why you're grouchy so often and tell everyone to suck your drat balls!

Do they hurt too?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



heroin will clear it right up

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Soak it in a bowl of warm water while you sleep OP. The warmness increases blood flow to your hand, which also helps your body heal. Thats why you put a heat pad on your back when it aches...

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
im 10/10 cumming out of my dick

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BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

LegoPirateNinja posted:

im 10/10 cumming out of my dick

Just for today? Sounds like you're on track for some 6/10 right hand pain non radiating.

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