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Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
I wouldn't trust it now. Hax0rs are stealing your Gigahertz. Shoot the computer right now. Snowden says it is the only safe choice.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Wrap your computer in tinfoil now to prevent reinfection.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Disconnect for the Internet so you're not part of some chinese run botnet.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
how many isoquads is your memory core op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Vegetable posted:

opened a suspicious exe file now computer is full of Russian and Chinese malware that wont go away

im dumb

OWNED

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

ok I tried about a thousand recommended anti-malware programs and FINALLY got all the rootkits out of my system. Hitman Pro works best. The others either collapsed on themselves or kept allowing the trojan to reinstall poo poo after every reboot. Hitman Pro did some weird poo poo that gave me a BSOD on reboot but the computer was 100% clean afterwards. v nice.

Lesson learned folks

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I hope it was HIV, and the port you infected was your but hole

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
Maybe dont try to do/look at illegal things on your computer and you'll never get a virus.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



dick wizard posted:

Maybe dont try to do/look at illegal things on your computer and you'll never get a virus.

What do you mean? Those Russian pornsites aren't going to watch themselves.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Vegetable posted:

ok I tried about a thousand recommended anti-malware programs and FINALLY got all the rootkits out of my system. Hitman Pro works best. The others either collapsed on themselves or kept allowing the trojan to reinstall poo poo after every reboot. Hitman Pro did some weird poo poo that gave me a BSOD on reboot but the computer was 100% clean afterwards. v nice.

Lesson learned folks

*replaces virus with malware*

work complete

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Reinstall windows

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Stay alert

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Holy gently caress, I saw this guy the other day

DO I HAVE A VIRUS!?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

don't doxx me

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Wamdoodle posted:

Holy gently caress, I saw this guy the other day

DO I HAVE A VIRUS!?

he will pause your neg hole
:rimshot:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXUcwdXEtm4

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I got a virus once that kept making this window pop up saying the fbi was watching me and I had to pay them in Dennys gift cards and I decided to just reinstall windows but that night I got home and the computer was gone plus my TV and my girlfriend and my cousin Jerry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
install mine balls into your mouth OP!!!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

criscodisco posted:

I got a virus once that kept making this window pop up saying the fbi was watching me and I had to pay them in Dennys gift cards and I decided to just reinstall windows but that night I got home and the computer was gone plus my TV and my girlfriend and my cousin Jerry

GRAND SLAM

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Shits me off how when you search for any freeware programs like Audacity, Google will link you a bunch of malware to download :saddowns:
you'd think they would blacklist websites known to host that poo poo but nope!

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Is your credit card secure?
Enter here to check:

_______ ________ _______ ________

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

CharlesM posted:

Is your credit card secure?
Enter here to check:

_______ ________ _______ ________

AW poo poo DUDES THIS GUY ISNT LEGIT

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.

criscodisco posted:

I got a virus once that kept making this window pop up saying the fbi was watching me and I had to pay them in Dennys gift cards and I decided to just reinstall windows but that night I got home and the computer was gone plus my TV and my girlfriend and my cousin Jerry

Moons Over My Virus

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



CharlesM posted:

Is your credit card secure?
Enter here to check:

_______ ________ _______ ________

4420 6969 1337 8008

Hope I haven't been compromised!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
put some tape over your webcam so they dont log your strokes

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

I installed a virus in OP's mom.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
you should probably copy over and disinfect your documents folder and :pt:, OP

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
To be safe, you should change all the passwords that might have been stored on your computer.
To be doubly safe you should just post them all here and we'll change them for you since we know we're not compromised like you.

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