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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
ssy money weed, pussy money weed, pu

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Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

Iron Prince posted:

POSTING, BITCH
Gonna have to garee wih tthis

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Having money to pay for it OP.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Heroin

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Gaunab posted:

What are some things that you should put ahead of having sex?

Heroin

edit. god drat it !

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Heroism
vs
Heroinism

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!
Pizza

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
making sure your partner is not std'd, so you can do sex again in the future with impunity

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Almost everything but then again almost nothing because attraction is the one constant.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

dookifex_maximus posted:

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Steal the horses, ride away on the women.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
work, education, art, exercise, self-improvement, unraveling the mysteries of the universe

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

generative grammer posted:

exercise, self-improvement

wrong website

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

consent

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
My right hand.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Iron Prince posted:

POSTING, BITCH

gently caress yes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Gaunab posted:

What are some things that you should put ahead of having sex?

Having less sex.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Iron Prince posted:

POSTING, BITCH

I don't see why this thread is still going when the correct answer was given right away.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
whatever achievements you may have in life are worthless to you if you arent also having sex

take that nikola tesla you broke bitch

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
My priest told me sexhavers are the real losers.

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

King Possum III posted:

Put it all together, and you get the best thing life can offer.

A friend who loves and trusts you.

That you have sex with. Then... you've got it made

fishboots
Nov 4, 2008
Sex < Death

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Luxury Communism posted:

My priest told me sexhavers are the real losers.

Did he say this before or after he raped you

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Docahedron posted:

That you have sex with. Then... you've got it made

An impossible fantasy that happens only in my wildest, most ambitious dreams.

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