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I heard the Mad Dog has bones made of steel and teeth made of hate
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 Mad Dog spends his Saturdays ridin" in his bitchin' GTO. Some guy once flipped off Mad Dog. Yeah...you don't want to hear what then happened...
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Sep 10, 2016 19:32
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that Mad Dog i tell you whut man ok, like, one time we was down at the OTB and he put fifty goddamn dollars down on this nag it was looking like death itself, man like i knew he would, he fuckin lost his drinkin money on that drat horse and he goes about whoopin and hollerin like a drat loony. i said Mad Dog what the hell are you so happy about you dumb rear end you just lost all your money on that piece a poo poo horse! and he says he says that was my ex-wife's alimoney and she ain't gonna see one more thin dime from me then, i swear to god, he hit me with a blackjack and i woke up in a bathtub fulla ice and one of my kidneys was missin and there was a note on my chest said "get to a doctor, yeehaw, signed Mad Dog" i haven't been able to walk too good since but man what a ride
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Sep 10, 2016 19:40
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An this thread sure is.... Gold 
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Sep 11, 2016 16:54
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Mad Dog can go for months without eating. When he finally does he goes down to the Eating Zoo and skeletonizes a half dozen adult alpacas. It only takes a few minutes
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Sep 12, 2016 04:44
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:
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Sep 12, 2016 04:47
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He bought me a terrible game on Steam and bugged me into playing it with him. It was really bad but I felt like I owed him from that time he played BL2 with me and gave me a bunch of rare equipment.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:50
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I just registered this account in honor of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's best selling product (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 12, 2016 04:52
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mangosteenhuckster posted:I just registered this account in honor of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's best selling product gently caress off jackass
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Sep 12, 2016 04:53
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mangosteenhuckster posted:I just registered this account in honor of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's best selling product
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Sep 12, 2016 04:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:Mango's Teen Huckster yeah
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Sep 12, 2016 05:51
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dick 'yanka
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Sep 12, 2016 05:59
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What the hell is a Mangosteen? Isn't that one of those imaginary Australian animals they prank tourists with- like bunyips, or koalas?
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Sep 12, 2016 08:14
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Mad Dog Kyanka once had a minor traffic accident caused by some jerk texting while driving, so he beat the man until both he and the man were crying. "Don't text and drive, brother" is Mad Dog's motto.
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Sep 12, 2016 10:12
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zimboe posted:What the hell is a Mangosteen? Mangosteen is a tropical evergreen tree believed to have originated in the Sunda Islands and the Moluccas of Indonesia. It grows mainly in Southeast Asia, southwest India and other tropical areas such as Puerto Rico and Florida where the tree has been introduced. The fruit of the mangosteen is sweet and tangy, juicy, somewhat fibrous, with fluid-filled vesicles, with an inedible, deep reddish-purple colored rind. Fresh mangosteen is marketed for only a short period of six to ten weeks due to its seasonal nature. The mangosteen still remains rare in Western markets, though its popularity is increasing, and it is often sold at a high price.
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Sep 12, 2016 10:37
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Rambling Robot posted:Mangosteen is a tropical evergreen tree believed to have originated in the Sunda Islands and the Moluccas of Indonesia. It grows mainly in Southeast Asia, southwest India and other tropical areas such as Puerto Rico and Florida where the tree has been introduced. The fruit of the mangosteen is sweet and tangy, juicy, somewhat fibrous, with fluid-filled vesicles, with an inedible, deep reddish-purple colored rind. Fresh mangosteen is marketed for only a short period of six to ten weeks due to its seasonal nature. The mangosteen still remains rare in Western markets, though its popularity is increasing, and it is often sold at a high price. So is it, like, a joke about Lowtax's first wife?
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Sep 12, 2016 11:35
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Paladinus posted:durrhhhh what is the saclopedia? i fill otherwise good threads with dumbass questions even though i could find the answer in literally three clicks because i'm a jackass with no functional brain cells or forums culture heebydideeb i'm such a goddamn moron Jeez, you should get some help with that brain my friend. Best wishes
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Sep 12, 2016 11:49
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KomodoWagon posted:Jeez, you should get some help with that brain my friend. Best wishes Imagine that I edited your post to read 'I don't get jokes'.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:53
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I'm mildly allergic to mangosteen because I once angered Mad Dog during a high stakes poker tournament
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gnarlyhotep posted:He bought me a terrible game on Steam and bugged me into playing it with him. It was really bad but I felt like I owed him from that time he played BL2 with me and gave me a bunch of rare equipment. One time me and mad dog played Mario Party and he dug a hole inhis palm with the n64 controller that has not stopped bleeding since * *five years ago
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