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Garcin posted:I just had a colloidal silver colonic, took some super male vitality, and and bought like 20 mattresses from these people because goddammit a KING PRICE for a TWIN PRICE!!! A king mattress is too drat big. What, are you gonna have orgies or something? A queen is more than big enough for two people to sleep on opposite sides and not touch each other.
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eSports Chaebol posted:A king mattress is too drat big. What, are you gonna have orgies or something? A queen is more than big enough for two people to sleep on opposite sides and not touch each other. But I agree a regular king mattress is way too loving wide.
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Sep 11, 2016 04:10
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Imagine being able to gently caress and then just roll over to different part of the mattress. That is what the King size is for.
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Sep 11, 2016 04:29
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These prices are so hot they could actually melt steel beams! Seriously though you spend a third of your life sleeping spend the money.
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Sep 11, 2016 04:31
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Okay, I loving get it. Yes, 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. Yes, this ad was insensitive as gently caress. But this is the same loving country that markets during Memorial Day and all that poo poo and people don't freak out about it. So what's "too soon" of a timeframe to cash in on a tragedy?
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Sep 11, 2016 04:58
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Cigstomper58 posted:These prices are so hot they could actually melt steel beams! Isn't this the same logic the Mercedes uses to convince you to buy some $50k commuter car
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Sep 11, 2016 05:30
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Dreddout posted:The nation was left quaking today after a Texas mattress company released an ad featuring a "9/11" sale. lmao
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Sep 11, 2016 05:34
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The Military Industrial Complex is the only industry that I can stomach profiting off of 9/11. Period. Toby Keith is fine too.
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Sep 11, 2016 05:41
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8-Bit Scholar posted:My eyes very slowly grew very wide over the duration of this ad. This...seems like a joke that was never supposed to actually be aired. No, it was pretty funny.
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Sep 11, 2016 05:42
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Cigstomper58 posted:These prices are so hot they could actually melt steel beams! I dropped a couple thousand on a good bed and it was the best money I ever spent. A good night's sleep makes your entire life better.
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Sep 11, 2016 06:06
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Cigstomper58 posted:These prices are so hot they could actually melt steel beams! Our prices are dropping faster than the north tower!
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Sep 11, 2016 06:39
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Has someone made the twin towers into a sex toy yet? My prostate's gonna be a national tragedy by the time I'm done
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Sep 11, 2016 07:12
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I'd say I'm probably going to hell for that post but I'm already a gay atheist trannny so I figure my odds weren't very good in the first place.
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Sep 11, 2016 07:13
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Poison Mushroom posted:I'd say I'm probably going to hell for that post but I'm already a gay atheist trannny so I figure my odds weren't very good in the first place. pm me
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Sep 11, 2016 07:13
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Ork of Fiction posted:Imagine being able to gently caress and then just roll over to different part of the mattress. That is what the King size is for. This poster understands the true answer.
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Sep 11, 2016 07:15
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I want a king dong mattress
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Sep 11, 2016 07:17
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eSports Chaebol posted:A king mattress is too drat big. What, are you gonna have orgies or something? A queen is more than big enough for two people to sleep on opposite sides and not touch each other. Look at this sexless loser who doesn't have enough orgies to justify the expense of a king size mattress! 
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Sep 11, 2016 07:22
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How long until Michael Bay makes a 9/11 movie where the twin towers turn into a robot's dick
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Sep 11, 2016 07:22
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:The Military Industrial Complex is the only industry that I can stomach profiting off of 9/11. Period. My alltime favorite way to profit off of 9/11 is children's coloring books.  Happy 9/11 GBS!
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Sep 11, 2016 07:29
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WTF is that thing behind the police hat?
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Sep 11, 2016 07:35
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:WTF is that thing behind the police hat? You didn't know that pacman was a first responder that was caught in the collapse?
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Sep 11, 2016 07:40
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Luna posted:You didn't know that pacman was a first responder that was caught in the collapse? Ms pacman's origin story is p dark
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The problem with this ad is it's cringe funny at best. And the stupid staged knock the mattresses over and say never forget gives me the feeling they thought they're actual comedy geniuses. Not that you can't have a 9/11 promotion. Call it First responder day and say you will donate x% of proceeds to First responder or 9/11 charities. Favorite part is the Owner saying the commercial was unauthorized. The Fat chick is his own daughter. And we all know he's not going to fire his own daughter, she'll file sales orders in a back room for a while, then be back larger than ever.
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Sep 11, 2016 13:41
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Sep 11, 2016 13:49
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Fly by night furniture stores do this poo poo all the time. They'll post a plastic "under new ownership" banner in a month and be open for their Columbas Day Mattress Blowout!!! What are they gonna do for Columbus Day, every mattress comes with a free Smallpox blanket and sheet set?
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Sep 11, 2016 14:24
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Pubic Lair posted:The problem with this ad is it's cringe funny at best. And the stupid staged knock the mattresses over and say never forget gives me the feeling they thought they're actual comedy geniuses. 
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Sep 11, 2016 14:34
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Pubic Lair posted:The problem with this ad is it's cringe funny at best. And the stupid staged knock the mattresses over and say never forget gives me the feeling they thought they're actual comedy geniuses. you have a lot of opinions for a 14 year old
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Sep 11, 2016 14:39
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Pubic Lair posted:And we all know he's not going to fire his own daughter, she'll file sales orders in a back room for a while, then be back larger than ever. Good, I'm glad this hero gets to keep her livelihood.
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Sep 11, 2016 17:59
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Freestyle posted:Americans are such special little snowflake babies when it comes to our national tragedies. Vietnam was almost half a century ago, yet plenty of people still turn a deep shade of crimson and bulge all the veins in their body if you mention we lost that war, and maybe it was a stupid and evil idea to even fight it. Freestyle posted:California born & bred. We're not a country (yet), but here's hoping. this poster is a prime example of why 9/11 happened imo
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Sep 11, 2016 18:29
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Pubic Lair posted:And we all know he's not going to fire his own daughter, she'll file sales orders in a back room for a while, then be back larger than ever. Are you calling her fat?
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Sep 11, 2016 20:27
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Don't forget to buy cheap coins, otherwise you will forget,
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Sep 11, 2016 20:39
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Oscar Wild posted:A second shopping cart has hit the display!
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eSports Chaebol posted:A king mattress is too drat big. What, are you gonna have orgies or something? A queen is more than big enough for two people to sleep on opposite sides and not touch each other. Speak for yourself, tiny little man.
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Freestyle posted:California born & bred. We're not a country (yet), but here's hoping. NCR and proud
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Sep 11, 2016 20:46
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Oscar Wild posted:A second shopping cart has hit the display! Quoting this from the first page because holy lol
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she never forgot to clean her plate
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Lime Tonics posted:Don't forget to buy cheap coins, otherwise you will forget, I'd buy it. It'd make for a fun game where you throw toy planes at it to make the towers fall.
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