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Many years ago [2005!] I found a forum where folks would pose wrestling figures doing moves and dioramas. For no reason I can think of; I decided to join in for a bit of harmless fun. But my contributions were very crude, and I decided to be a broken-English-Norweigan. The images I posted also had text commentary from 'JR and King' and eventually a decapitated Stone Cold Steve Austin in this very broken language. The surroundings were also deliberately lovely. No one cared the entrance ramp was a Lava lamp and a VANS shoe! It may sound like a low effort 'troll', but the enjoyment was watching the responses in the forum posts, and I even gained a couple of fans of my 'work' over the years. This spanned over years and no one ever caught on, so I thought I would share this with you goons as I found my old archive link of the original best works, these went down well a few years back when I posted. See below for link http://www.cleanandquiet.com/mc/simons/ This is an archive link of the actual forum pages, click on the links that show .htm on the end to view the fully working pages. Running order for those interested: There is no story to these, but I would follow them as numbered below to discover the fate of Steve Austin's Wrestling career to announcer. 'Wrestling show poses' was the first attempt, then the shows got their signature commentary after each picture. My inspiration for the text commentary was from the old WWE PS2 games career mode. 1. Wrestling show poses 2. Wrestlemania 22 is here! 3. WWE PPV 4. Saturday Nights main events (Important show) 5. WWE Insurence 6. wwe tribute (A tribute to the late Eddie Guerrero, they did NOT like this one) 7. Royal Rumble 8. Backlash aftermath 9. DX return on raw! 10. wwe backlack 11. Sharpshoota vs bryteren (A forum member challenged me to a pose-down, suffice to say I won by a landslide) 12. I return, the ultimate is back!! (a return after a long abscence) I hope you can enjoy the subtle madness that were needed to create these 'works'. Remember to browse to the bottom of each page to see happy responses. 
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dude... what (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 9, 2016 21:44
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This is going to be a good thread, I can feel it.
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Sep 9, 2016 21:52
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i gotta get in ground floor on this bitch. I loved the attitude era
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Sep 9, 2016 21:57
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Didn't you already post about this a bunch of years ago?
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Sep 9, 2016 22:01
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goldmine thread, ban op
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Sep 9, 2016 22:02
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it's nice to have a hobby that you can enjoy, op
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Sep 9, 2016 22:03
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its fun to pretend i'm going to give this thread a 5 because its whimsical and you are all fuckmen enjoy playing with your action figures buddy its a free fuckin country
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Sep 9, 2016 22:08
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in that same vein i'm going to post my 'best of scrototurbosperg' compilation thread in 2026 to all the forums survivors of the taco bell wars. be sure to vote 5
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Sep 9, 2016 22:09
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i used to play with action figures and this makes me think of good times, happy times, times spent playing naked in the closet
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Sep 9, 2016 22:54
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I don't see John Cena there.
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Sep 9, 2016 22:56
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Sep 9, 2016 23:03
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I'm glad, thanks,
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Sep 9, 2016 23:04
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satanic splash-back posted:i used to play with action figures and this makes me think of good times, happy times, times spent playing naked in the closet how'd that feel?
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Sep 9, 2016 23:07
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Didn't you already post about this a bunch of years ago? It's seems really familiar but parking fines
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Sep 9, 2016 23:08
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Can you re-create the time Foley got put in the hang man and had his ear torn off by the ropes?
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Sep 10, 2016 03:01
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Voted 5 now please reenact the Lowtax/Uwe Boll fight with action figures
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Sep 10, 2016 03:05
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hth posted:be sure to vote 5
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Sep 10, 2016 03:08
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simosimo posted:It may sound like a low effort 'troll', I looked at one of your posts. That was anything but a low effort thing.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGiRh5RCRJk These people are weird as gently caress
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Sep 10, 2016 03:22
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This is good, brings back memories of toys and of wrestlings heyday! Can you make a new show for gbs though?
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Sep 10, 2016 03:23
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what kind of mental illness is required to participate at wrestlingfigs.com forums
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Sep 10, 2016 03:26
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Voting this 5. This was a lot of work put into trolling. It takes real skill to come off as this inept. Bravo.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:27
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Booblord Zagats posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGiRh5RCRJk this is the weirdest person tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF-QKsMMm9c
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Sep 10, 2016 03:28
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Make them go shopping at Wal-Mart and then they get caught checking out some redneck piece of rear end and her alcoholic construction worker boyfriend picks a fight with you but just then your wrestling buddies happen to show up, but oh wait, now all the construction guys ar ethere and you're all loving duking it out in the Wal-Mart. Awesome.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:30
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LT56 posted:this is the weirdest person tho I'm kinda into the music tbqh
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Sep 10, 2016 03:34
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Went hog wild because this thread owns
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Sep 10, 2016 03:35
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did you ever make them gently caress and suck i feel like that would make people cross in this hobby forum even just kissin i bet would get em hoppin mad
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Sep 10, 2016 03:40
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Dave_Indeed posted:Make them go shopping at Wal-Mart and then they get caught checking out some redneck piece of rear end and her alcoholic construction worker boyfriend picks a fight with you but just then your wrestling buddies happen to show up, but oh wait, now all the construction guys ar ethere and you're all loving duking it out in the Wal-Mart. sounds better than buying toys and posing them for a forums tbh
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Sep 10, 2016 03:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE
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Sep 10, 2016 03:43
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Sep 10, 2016 05:20
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gently caress yes.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:28
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Now you gotta get some M.U.S.C.L.E/Kinnikuman figures for this.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:45
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First page gold.
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Sep 10, 2016 05:52
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I remember this.
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