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I just like sitting on my throne, poopin and chillaxing while I earn money How long can I do this for? 1 hour?
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Sep 10, 2016 17:39
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eternity. become the toilet king
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Sep 10, 2016 17:39
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it seems impossible and yet there are two deaths on record that were from getting hickeys on the neck i imagine they were both people with some predisposition for them, but i'm now afraid of doing basically anything it's a matter of time until my computer headphones give me a stroke
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Sep 10, 2016 17:40
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Is there any way to kickstart an embolism?
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Sep 10, 2016 17:41
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The Sphinxster posted:Is there any way to kickstart an embolism?
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Sep 10, 2016 17:42
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do your worst op
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Sep 10, 2016 17:44
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Kurtofan posted:do your worst op gently caress YOU KUATO YOU PIECE OF poo poo
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Sep 10, 2016 17:45
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Don Tacorleone posted:I just like sitting on my throne, poopin and chillaxing while I earn money I got a hemmoroid doing this
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Sep 10, 2016 18:26
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extra stout posted:
Apple is just trying to protect us
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Sep 10, 2016 18:35
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How would you get off? My legs fall asleep after 15 minutes, so I assume you would die of starvation before the clot could get to your heart (unless you eat your own poop). E: Eat your poop just to be safe, OP
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Sep 10, 2016 18:43
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From my experience, at least 16 hours. Just make sure to flush every 2 hours or so
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Sep 10, 2016 19:27
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:From my experience, at least 16 hours. Just make sure to flush every 2 hours or so Do you bring packed lunch?
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Sep 10, 2016 19:30
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poo poo the goddamn load you loving oval office. Push hard, like a titan at his immortal endless task. Grip the goddamn geriatric handles you undoubtedly have equipped your gay rear end throne with and push your turd baby out.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:35
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R-Type posted:poo poo the goddamn load you loving oval office. Push hard, like a titan at his immortal endless task. Grip the goddamn geriatric handles you undoubtedly have equipped your gay rear end throne with and push your turd baby out. In the immortal words of Salt-N-Pepa... Push it! Push it REAL GOOD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
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Sep 10, 2016 19:49
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I'm on warfarin so I can sit on that toilet forever pretty much. Usually no more than 60-90 seconds though. Enough time to bangout a few chess tactics problems on my phone. Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 10, 2016 19:51
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Forever if you're a hemophiliac.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:53
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extra stout posted:it seems impossible and yet there are two deaths on record that were from getting hickeys on the neck Explain these hickey deaths Tia
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Sep 10, 2016 20:29
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Just adopt determinism and realize that your choices are ultimately meaningless because fate has already been written.
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Sep 10, 2016 20:41
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 is a bumbaclot
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Sep 10, 2016 20:54
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Explain these hickey deaths Tia im not a doctor and the articles that come up on google aren't worth linking, essentially there's been like two stories where someone gets a big rear end hickey, probably had a health condition regarding blood clotting already but didn't know it, gets a blood clot that makes it to the heart/lungs and dies one was a 44 year old woman in new zealand, the other were like american teens or some poo poo if i remember, not sure if it was the guy or girl who died it could be that the cause of death was either re-explained later, or more likely just not worth looking into again since its killed two people in a hundred years or some poo poo
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Sep 10, 2016 21:03
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Really brings a new, factual meaning to the "kiss of death".
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Sep 10, 2016 21:15
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Kind of weird Op asks this given that he's a 50-something loser on disability
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Sep 10, 2016 22:20
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R-Type posted:poo poo the goddamn load you loving oval office. Push hard, like a titan at his immortal endless task. Grip the goddamn geriatric handles you undoubtedly have equipped your gay rear end throne with and push your turd baby out. More
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Sep 10, 2016 22:35
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Kuato posted:Kind of weird Op asks this given that he's a 50-something loser on disability gently caress you KUATO I'm not 50 and I'm not on disability JERK Fucker YOU'RE a FUCKER
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Sep 10, 2016 22:36
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R-Type posted:poo poo the goddamn load you loving oval office. Push hard, like a titan at his immortal endless task. Grip the goddamn geriatric handles you undoubtedly have equipped your gay rear end throne with and push your turd baby out. this is a quality point
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Sep 10, 2016 22:37
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Don Tacorleone posted:gently caress you KUATO I'm not 50 and I'm not on disability JERK Fucker YOU'RE a FUCKER Getting a bit defensive. Truth hurts I guess 
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Sep 10, 2016 23:00
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So glad this thread came up! So the past few days, I've been noticing some abnormal pressure in my lower abdomen, and when a turd or fart is right at the gate, I'll get a brief blast of stabbing pain inside. While pooping it feels normal, but poops have been small and underwhelming. Diagnose me please
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Sep 10, 2016 23:52
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interwhat posted:So glad this thread came up! So the past few days, I've been noticing some abnormal pressure in my lower abdomen, and when a turd or fart is right at the gate, I'll get a brief blast of stabbing pain inside. While pooping it feels normal, but poops have been small and underwhelming. Diagnose me please rear end cancer caused by unprotected sex with large, hairy men. it's terminal
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Sep 10, 2016 23:58
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that's be $3000
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Sep 10, 2016 23:58
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honest answer: three
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Sep 10, 2016 23:58
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My poops only ever take a minute or two and I never strain. I'm thinking it's either a hemmoroid or rear end tumor. Signing up for disability, cancer and life insurance before I go to the doc just to be safe. Need to anywau
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Sep 11, 2016 00:16
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If you're going to sit on the toilet for a day then at least clean it up for lesser users when the noobies flood it and play it off like they didnt. Scrubs.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:17
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Why don't you find out, OP? E: through research and consultation with medical professional, not by trying it yourself and risking death, which I do not suggest you do.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:19
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Please keep thread classy, guys
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Sep 11, 2016 00:45
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It depends on your physical condition, your sitting position, your fluid intake and many other factors it's totally impossible to predict something like this without more information. this is absolute insanity, what you are asking. no one would.br able to to tell you the answer under these conditions!
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Sep 11, 2016 00:53
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I'm going to answer you seriously op and it's at least two years, but at that point you will be stuck to the seat, becoming part man, part toilet. proof: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/t/woman-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/
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Sep 11, 2016 00:58
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Blue Train posted:I'm going to answer you seriously op and it's at least two years, but at that point you will be stuck to the seat, becoming part man, part toilet. proof: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/t/woman-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/ yeah, no. that turned out to be a secret government project to create a toilet-human hybrid, they had the best care and scientists available to overlook it. no way you gonna make it for two years without all the technology and support.
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waitwhatno posted:It depends on your physical condition, your sitting position, your fluid intake and many other factors *slams fist on desk* GBS, you WILL answer me!!!
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