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Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket
Any other goons brew their own kombucha? I've been brewing gallon batches, and bottling them in old Topo Chico bottles. Some people say it can cure all sorts of stuff, but I just thinks it tastes good.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
poo poo is gross. Who wants to drink a flotilla of chewy microbes? They've got you comin and goin, man.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
gross

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
can I mooch a kombucha from you?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i dont like it. its yucky. yuck

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
kombucha is really jenkem people are hiding their addictions

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

really want to brew my own 'bouch but i'd have to buy a scoby online

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
is it alcoholic

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Obligatory LA Beast

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Take a shower you dirty hippy garbage.

Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

can I mooch a kombucha from you?

If you pay shipping, I'll send you a starter SCOBY and some sour booch. I wont have a bottle ready to drink for around another 4 days.

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Take a shower you dirty hippy garbage.

bottyman, battyman

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Egorger Le Chef posted:

If you pay shipping, I'll send you a starter SCOBY and some sour booch. I wont have a bottle ready to drink for around another 4 days.

4 days for a bottle seems inefficient

Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket

homercles posted:

really want to brew my own 'bouch but i'd have to buy a scoby online

I got mine from eBay for like $5 including shipping.

jackyl posted:

is it alcoholic

normally less than .5% alc. You can get it a little higher if you add a bunch of sugar for second fermentation.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

It's cumbucha.

That's a my little pony figure you see in there.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Kombucha is lovely mushroom juice brewed by faux granola girls with a death wish

Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket

Bert Roberge posted:

It's cumbucha.

That's a my little pony figure you see in there.

Thread tag was almost I <3 Cum, I dun goofed

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Doesn't that poo poo kill you if you try to make it yourself?

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007

Naerasa posted:

Doesn't that poo poo kill you if you try to make it yourself?

how much does big-kombucha pay you to post this poo poo?

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Utterly Irrelephant
Sep 6, 2007
ive got a rocket in my pocket

Dreddout posted:

Kombucha is DELICIOUS mushroom juice brewed by SEXY granola girls with a death wish


Naerasa posted:

Doesn't that poo poo kill you if you try to make it yourself?

I think 2 people who brewed their own died back in the mid nineties... I ain't scared. Plus I can make as much as I want for the cost of sweet tea instead of paying $4 for a 12 oz bottle.

Utterly Irrelephant fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Sep 14, 2016

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