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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
since forums user "dad gay. so what" is in rehab, I have taken it upon myself to provide you a substitute, at least in this thread

suck my god darn balls *the inflection is off too, on the word "balls"*

i inhale canned soup every day and it gives me mini farts

i sure do love 4 dudes pizza. yes sir.

i am also ... *reads notes* opening a sasquatch resort? am i reading this right?

*takes off the head of walrusman suit and looks closer at the notes*

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This is a bad thread. So you'll be a fine substitute I guess.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Imma post my lil rear end off to try and cover for dad gay until he comes back :sigh:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is a bad thread. So you'll be a fine substitute I guess.

uhh ... drink a dill nickel, realdo?

is that the right response? these notes are illegible!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
some great stuff in the OP. classic DGSW if you ask me. That Robot must be his alt account, as I'm seeing double, FOUR DGSW's!

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
just get drunk and make bad posts, it's not that complicated

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
hey guy

*brings a sheet of illegible notes over to kuato; they are the lyrics to castle kids*

does this say "castle kids" or "ku klux klan"? i want to be sure i sing the right thing. i am kinda worried this guy was sketchy or something if it's the second one. was this dad gay fellow ... sketchy?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Zorodius posted:

just get drunk and make bad posts, it's not that complicated

Living the loving dream

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Zorodius posted:

just get drunk and make bad posts, it's not that complicated

true

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I really like herb salami

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

better be ready to gently caress off, bIGFAg

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

this is great dude

it's my favorite engrish

*coughs, goes back to dgsw voice*

i will have to consult the wizard scrolls

*huffs cheese wiz*

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Zorodius posted:

just get drunk and make bad posts, it's not that complicated

You forgot the extensive brain damage.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is a bad thread. So you'll be a fine substitute I guess.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Killer Bob got nothing on Trash Man.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
suck the poop out of my butthole

*looks at notes*

Did I say that right?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my dick and balls are massive is this healthy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

check out the cool girll

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

hth posted:

my dick and balls are massive is this healthy

lol who cares u got a massive ding dong thats what matters

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*chucks paper balls at OP when his back is turned*

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

NO NOT THE MATRIX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep: I am a trash man

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
This twitter uses a markov bot to parody dgsw's twitter. https://twitter.com/stealin_ur_cool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

is this how gay dudes have sex?

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
Then i scored 189 on a online iq test,. Heres a classic lol.

] my chakras - Tidus, FF7.

[walking thru victorian london in a mall,.

Hrmmmnm its already an AMD , sirColonel:

Anyway, here's another reference to my ent….

Hey heres this lovely water that tastes like piss unless you add a bunch of political takes.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is this how gay dudes have sex?

they just put babies in each others tummies

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

Imma post my lil rear end off to try and cover for dad gay until he comes back :sigh:

Nice tush

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


i once substituted basil for oregano

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I once substituted a candle for my lamp! Biggest mistake of myblife'nn

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