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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/kindergarten-student-brings-30-packs-heroin-school-42086580
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-jersey-kindergartner-found-with-29-packets-of-heroin-in-lunch-box/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-kindergarten-student-brings-30-packets-heroin-school-article-1.2792266

Yum! So, the thing that confuses me about the story is the unit of measurement. Exactly how much heroin is in a "pack"? I just hope it came with a nice note from his Mom.

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Khorne
May 1, 2002
Probably not much if the teacher was confusing them for candy wrappers.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Sep 15, 2016

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

probably talking about a stamp bag (never mind this source, and I don't do anything with it don't be like lol why do you know this) which is nominally 1/10 of a gram


http://www.vice.com/read/heroin-bag-art-dequincey-jynxie-interview

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what the hell kid!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
newjersey.txt

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

John Denver Hoxha posted:

probably talking about a stamp bag (never mind this source, and I don't do anything with it don't be like lol why do you know this) which is nominally 1/10 of a gram


http://www.vice.com/read/heroin-bag-art-dequincey-jynxie-interview

ive never even seen heroin in person but im going to make the obvious prediction: family member, probably a parent is a low level heroin dealer, and if they don't confess they'll still be charged with something like the endangerment of a child, losing the child etc, and they'll probably pick this over whatever the current number of decades in prison is that you get for being a heroin dealer

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

He brought in thirty backpacks full, duh.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

it's a jersey thing; you wouldn't understand

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah NJ's got a real heroin problem these days. I mean where doesn't though am I right?

screech on the beach
Mar 9, 2004
New Jersey is the Florida of the north

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the hell kid!

xilero time later loser LOL

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
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a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah NJ's got a real heroin problem these days. I mean where doesn't though am I right?

Serious question, but how in the hell is oxycontin still legal? I've had a decent amount of people in the circle of people I know affected by heroin in various ways, and in every single case the user started taking oxys first.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Where is the guide for how to be a ward of the state did this kid write it?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

Serious question, but how in the hell is oxycontin still legal? I've had a decent amount of people in the circle of people I know affected by heroin in various ways, and in every single case the user started taking oxys first.

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Ork of Fiction posted:

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this same answer goes for a lot of instances where someone asks "why the jaded purple gently caress does america do this?"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
awww what a lil hustler that kiddo must be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
This is such a non story, I bet heroin is brought into school everyday in New Jersey!

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