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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Good news gang
 
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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I think someone stole all the trash out of my secret toilet (poop)

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
well be a wing dinged ol dang son of a doodlebug

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Are ALL the posts gone? :(

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

well be a wing dinged ol dang son of a doodlebug

Yes either we are very blessed or very cursed *taps nose wisely *

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nathilus posted:

Are ALL the posts gone? :(

Just the good ones!

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
 NE1 remember demotivational posters? Hahaah! We used to have a whoel lit of fun here.

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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I think someone stole all the trash out of my secret toilet (poop)

Thank the Lord

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I'm not in a gang

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

vols bitch posted:

I'm not in a gang

Okay pretend I wasn't talking to you cause I wasn't

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Stay vigilant :ninja:

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

vols bitch posted:

I'm not in a gang

Look boys, a mark!

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Haha it was me I'm gay

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I need someone to go v deep under cover its v important

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I'm a member of the good news gang, spreading cheer and happiness across the world!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Doctor J Off posted:

I'm a member of the good news gang, spreading cheer and happiness across the world!

listen things have changed, arm yourselves we dine in HECK

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Okay pretend I wasn't talking to you cause I wasn't

Eat my rotten bhole

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

vols bitch posted:

Eat my rotten bhole

wow, try to help a man in need and this is how he treats you smdh my administration has alot of work to do







-GBS KING :fyadride:

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
my turds have not been stolen wtf is this poo poo :mad:

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
u have to poop them out first i would know im an rear end in a top hat

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Well maybe if your plops were worth anytning lol owned


GBS KING :fyadride:

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

Nathilus posted:

Are ALL the posts gone? :(
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you've been turd burgled!

activate the turburdgler alarm!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

you've been turd burgled!

activate the turburdgler alarm!

I never thought it could happen to me...



GBS KING :fyadride:

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
I got good news today too bud

In my group therapy we have a new group member: she's a lovely translady with dope rear end titties and powerful feet and delicate lengthy hands and gorgeous ebony skin, and I'm gonna try to gently caress her with my charisma

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gatekeeper posted:

I got good news today too bud

In my group therapy we have a new group member: she's a lovely translady with dope rear end titties and powerful feet and delicate lengthy hands and gorgeous ebony skin, and I'm gonna try to gently caress her with my charisma

Give me a persuasion roll

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 You guys need to take a lesson from THE GET ALONG GANG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNe1GJDxZM

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I never thought it could happen to me...



GBS KING :fyadride:

Incorrect, knave.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Gatekeeper posted:

I got good news today too bud

In my group therapy we have a new group member: she's a lovely translady with dope rear end titties and powerful feet and delicate lengthy hands and gorgeous ebony skin, and I'm gonna try to gently caress her with my charisma

with ur eccentric dadaesque charm and raw animal magnetism no doubt they will be at ur feet if u so desire...gl friend

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Things sure are dark in the kingdom...




GBS KING :fyadride:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my liege! i bring news! a peasant happent' upon a royal poop in the exterior cistern! i have had him beaten severely for his trespass

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

my liege! i bring news! a peasant happent' upon a royal poop in the exterior cistern! i have had him beaten severely for his trespass

Good on Ye the world is a safer place

GBS KING :fyadride:

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Give me a persuasion roll

rolled a 80085

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Gatekeeper posted:

rolled a 80085

Hm, it seems to have no effect.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Oh boobs heh, sick

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My goddamm bathroom at work smells like a toilet and I'm pissed off... I'm suing

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like a job for the real fart cop

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Captain Yossarian posted:

My goddamm bathroom at work smells like a toilet and I'm pissed off... I'm suing

i think you got an open and shut case there :D



-GBS KING :fyadride:

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