FaradayCage posted:

Alright.

Let's talk Charactae Principia.

We got Commissioner Gordon.




He plays it straight. He wants to do the right thing. But in a House this republican, who's there to do the right thing to anyway?



We got Dr. Jonathan Crane, AKA Scarecrow.




"Not my diagnosis!" is his catchphrase. He's known for using fancy words to make D.A.s run for the hills. He is a footnote in TDK and he's a footnote in this election.



We got Alfred.




He's the old white man who doesn't play a direct part in anything. He's also always right at least 30 minutes before he's proven to be right. In the first movie he did things behind the scenes, such as saving Batman, driving Rachel home, knocking out a LOS thug, saving batman again, and making a lot of wisecracks. In the second movie he just mostly stood back in terror as everything crumbled around him. He doesn't like dank caves, much like a certain former presidential candidate doesn't like not living in a decent rustic house sometimes.



We got Lau.




He's the rich foreign dude that totally is not connected with the problems currently facing us.



We got...Maroni.




This establishment-motherfucker is best known for walking into slam-dunk retorts. And getting clowned by Biden. And other clowns.



We got...a f-r-r-r-reak.




The establishment was fighting a losing battle so they let him off his leash. Famous for believing that whatever is untrue only makes you...(and at this point he pulls off his mask that makes himself look 35 years old)....more truer.



Then you got these guys:



They're...ya know...like Rubio and all them.


Anyhow, I left out Rachel, Dent, and probably a few other minor characters that I can't remember.

But that's why these next few posts are blank.

They're for you, Sam.