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Gatekeeper posted:spotted dick: gently caress me  XXL adult diapers: oh no, it looks like OP needs to post... again?!?!  e: it's not food so here we go roast chicken: nice to meat you 
several friends fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Sep 19, 2016 |
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WHATS LAVASH
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Sep 19, 2016 04:51
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*uses telekinetic powers to turn on the produce sprinkler*
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Sep 19, 2016 04:54
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GET THIS: The HOT DOG likes going into the HOT DOG BUN! jfc this is comedy gold
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Sep 19, 2016 05:07
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lol don't look at me pally, it's those weird fuckin Brits and their garbage food with names like spotted dick
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Sep 19, 2016 05:23
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Sep 19, 2016 05:36
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im the rear end cream, rub me on your bung lol
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Sep 19, 2016 05:50
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This is the weirdest snuff and vore porn.
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Sep 19, 2016 09:25
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Orange: I am Donald Trump and I am bad.
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Sep 19, 2016 11:34
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my stomach is a graveyard
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Sep 19, 2016 11:57
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100% authentic dry aged gabagool: my phone will not stop blowing the gently caress up this week
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Sep 19, 2016 12:24
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Edward Norton: I am Woody Allen, but as food.
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Sep 19, 2016 14:05
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750 gram stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst: Jeez guys I don't feel so good
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Sep 19, 2016 14:22
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Oh boy I'm excited to watch Seth McFarlane's "Sausage Party" movie premiering this weekend in theatres. Finally a movie that "caters" to my interests!
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Sep 19, 2016 14:51
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Barman: Sorry, we don't serve food in here. E: more of a shopping centre (mall) scenario, but whatever.
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Sep 19, 2016 14:57
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Can of tuna: I identify as dolphins and I wish you wouldn't put your "dolphin free" labels on me.
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Sep 19, 2016 15:17
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Jerky Seinfeld: What's the deal with the sentient food?
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Sep 19, 2016 15:17
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Onion (in a horrible Scottish accent): Ach, Ah'm 'n ohgre.
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Sep 19, 2016 15:20
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KomodoWagon posted:750 gram stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst: Jeez guys I don't feel so good Best post so far.
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Sep 19, 2016 15:57
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Oreos: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Sep 19, 2016 15:58
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Frozen Turkey: I was once a living thing and have undergone comparatively little modification from the time when I was alive, but now that I'm "food" I live again? How does that work?
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Sep 19, 2016 16:07
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Cucumber: I just want to get into a human vagina. Carrot: Yes, same. *both end up in a human anus and are not happy about it*
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Sep 19, 2016 16:15
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Horse: I can also talk, and I want to tell you how hard it is to be a semi-forgotten, but still very much financially well-off actor. It is very hard, you see.
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Paladinus posted:Horse: I can also talk, and I want to tell you how hard it is to be a semi-forgotten, but still very much financially well-off actor. It is very hard, you see. Yeah I never got that. He hasn't had a real acting job since his unsuccessful 2007 show, but he still seems to be very rich?
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Sep 19, 2016 16:24
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Macintosh apple: I know that a worm is eating me from the inside, but I guess I'll just die like a loving idiot instead of trusting modern medicine.
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Sep 19, 2016 16:50
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Paladinus posted:Macintosh apple: I know that a worm is eating me from the inside, but I guess I'll just die like a loving idiot instead of trusting modern medicine. lol
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Sep 19, 2016 16:56
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Baked Beans: I'm thinking bout thos people
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Sep 19, 2016 17:01
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What about food that's made from other kinds of food? Like, are eggs alive and then when they get mixed into a cake, the cake is alive, too? Or is it just a dead heap made up of the mangled corpses of the ingredient foods?
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Sep 19, 2016 17:35
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Applewhite posted:What about food that's made from other kinds of food? Like, are eggs alive and then when they get mixed into a cake, the cake is alive, too? Or is it just a dead heap made up of the mangled corpses of the ingredient foods? A can of loose corn is alive, and every kernel is alive, too. But the tin without corn is not alive.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:47
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Paladinus posted:A can of loose corn is alive, and every kernel is alive, too. But the tin without corn is not alive. Is this established in the movie?
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Sep 19, 2016 17:49
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Applewhite posted:Is this established in the movie? What movie? This is life, my friend apple.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:53
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Grapes: We're a bunch of fun!
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Sep 19, 2016 17:54
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Paladinus posted:Macintosh apple: I know that a worm is eating me from the inside, but I guess I'll just die like a loving idiot instead of trusting modern medicine.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:58
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spaghetti: SPAGHETT!!!! lol, get it (like thetim anderic thing!!)
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Sep 19, 2016 18:00
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This, but with a talking banana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-f8-rODv50
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Sep 19, 2016 18:00
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*Hot dog watches as bun fucks a cuckumber.*
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Sep 19, 2016 18:04
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Can of brown bread: Is there anyone out there? Can anyone hear me? Let me out of here!
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dusty unsold bottle of Shrek © Green Ketchup: Please kill me
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