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JOHN CENA posted:the only good move you ever see is your family, moving away from your stankass Thy ant made I've considering most of them are dead
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I thought this was Downton Abbey LARPing
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Sep 21, 2016 00:37
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peramene posted:I think these teams need rebalancing pmach all the geniuses are black and MMT can't play chess with all those knives in her back Pretty sure the rear end fetuses in your av have more genius than the entire black team
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Sep 21, 2016 00:36
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Kashuno posted:Pretty sure the rear end fetuses in your av have more genius than the entire black team I concur, Cat and Murmur are very intelligent little assbabies and Cat's chess prowess alone could swiftly end this battle of the bitches
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Sep 21, 2016 00:38
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You are a cum guzzling guttersnipe
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Sep 21, 2016 00:40
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Granted.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:41
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Team White's turn. 1-8: pawns 9: knight 10: bishop 11: king (!!!) 12: queen 13: knight  Okay.  poo poo happens. Wait that actually...  That doesn't even look bad.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:49
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Team Black is up! Note that the pawn at...has no valid... Look it's poo poo taking chess. loving up early game RNG is the least of our problems. 1: pawn 2: knight 3-8: pawns 9: rook 10: knight 11: king 12: rook It now occurs to me that I might have forgotten what kings and queens look like in comparison to one another. Blame peramene. Anyway:  Maybe more non-pawn results will knock my brain out of cruise control? 1: h6 2 :f6  Knight to f6. 
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Sep 21, 2016 00:57
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where the gently caress are these dicklords
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Sep 21, 2016 01:02
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Kashuno posted:You are a cum guzzling guttersnipe I don't think you properly get how to annoy Peramene. peramene posted:I think these teams need rebalancing pmach all the geniuses are black and MMT can't play chess with all those knives in her back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tIhcbGyni4
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Sep 21, 2016 01:12
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I was gonna bag on white for exposing the king this early but then black goes and does it too. Yeah, just let the crown jewels hang out there, waiting to get kicked.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:15
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Murmur Twin posted:I don't think you properly get how to annoy Peramene. Let me spit this cum out and then I can properly declare war on you for this affront
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Sep 21, 2016 01:17
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Propaganda Machine posted:there is basically no way in hell that this will result in a win for either side within our lifetimes
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Sep 21, 2016 01:18
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So basically, get a'killin With words 
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Sep 21, 2016 01:19
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are we capturing or killing pieces it's important for my roleplay
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Sep 21, 2016 01:27
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peramene posted:are we capturing or killing pieces it's important for my roleplay I'm giving you the board and the moves taken. The rest is up to you.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:30
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just so everyone is clear, all pieces captured by black are being taken to the A Hungry Mouth Memorial Home for Rehabilitation and Restoration where they will be properly rehabilitated into functional members of society
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Sep 21, 2016 01:33
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peramene posted:just so everyone is clear, all pieces captured by black are being taken to the A Hungry Mouth Memorial Home for Rehabilitation and Restoration where they will be properly rehabilitated into functional members of society That place puts the capital "P" in "Personal Growth"
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Sep 21, 2016 02:16
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Tightie whiteys looking to spice this up (good luck). 1-7: pawns 8: knight 9: bishop 10: queen 11: king 12: knight   One legal move.  -------- Black's turn! 1: pawn 2-3: knights 4-8: pawns 9: rook 10: king 11: rook  Okay, so: 1: g4 2: e4 3: d5 4: f7 5: g8  And so it was written, so shall it be done. 
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Sep 21, 2016 02:41
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It's a horsey! White must respond!!! I wonder what you, a human, might do in this situation. 1-6: pawns 7: knight 8: bishop 9: queen 10: king 11: knight  Oh ffs  One is left to wonder what entrances those pawns with each other so. Is it mutual hatred of the bourgeoisie? A random bloom of fungi psychedelicious? Did Michael Jackson die? 
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Sep 21, 2016 02:49
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Quit this stupid game
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Sep 21, 2016 02:51
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Black is wack
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Sep 21, 2016 02:51
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It's on black for the next move, and it's on you guys to talk more poo poo. There's plenty to go around in this shoddy gameplay. 1-2: knights 3-7: pawns 8: rook 9: king 10: rook  ...  k 
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Sep 21, 2016 02:55
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this game sucks, put me on... team whitey
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Sep 21, 2016 03:05
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Podima posted:this game sucks, put me on... Done.
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Sep 21, 2016 03:07
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Wait no.
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Sep 21, 2016 03:07
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Whatever, join the winning team, latecomer. As you can see from points amassed that is... ...oh wait did you chucklefucks not know that Chess has points?! It does, and we'll be using them.
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Sep 21, 2016 03:08
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eventually these pawns will thin out and we'll be able to move some other pieces once in a while then again at the rate we're going, white will just implode and try to move the king into the path of a bishop
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Sep 21, 2016 03:28
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Allen Wren posted:eventually these pawns will thin out and we'll be able to move some other pieces once in a while Only legal moves are subject for consideration. A king is not allowed to check himself.
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Sep 21, 2016 03:34
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how much to make an illegal move like drowning somebody
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Sep 21, 2016 03:44
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an illegal move for pera is movement in any direction within 200 meters of a school
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John "we're on the same team" Cena
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where are the moves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYyu5vbwvbA
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