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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
Give him a page. Maybe lead in with a little intro about him and his posting, maybe a choice quote or two. Then give him a full page of his own to do as he likes. See what happens. Could be good. Why not.

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ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto
How much more does the world want or need to know about the Tribes videogame in the 2016th year of the Common Era? Not that any unmedicated schizophrenic on a word-salad insult rant isn't at least somewhat interesting and sad.

Mostly sad though. Rabid paranoia and obsessive re-bannings aren't as endearing traits as one might think.

Get better therapy, Dare.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

They should publish his 300+ page manifesto in instalments, with commentary by a rotating panel of comedy writers.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

We're all gonna have egg on our faces when this guy shoots up a place.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bert Roberge posted:

We're all gonna have egg on our faces when this guy shoots up a place.
He already shoots up a place... noobs' faces in the game Tribes, which he plays all day with his friends in Canada, who are also the entirety of the FYAD forum.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

no thanks, there's no guarantee he won't stick random dick pics in his brain droppings

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Moon Atari posted:

They should publish his 300+ page manifesto in instalments, with commentary by a rotating panel of comedy writers.

This is an extremely good idea. I'm not kidding.

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nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

I fully support this idea too. Dare SWAT.

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