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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing yards
SEA - Christine Michael - Rushing Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving yards

G: - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving yards

Welp, RIP me.

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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
PHI - Ryan Mathews - Rushing Yards
PHI - Dorial Green-Beckham - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: MIN - Sam Bradford - Passing Yards

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving Yards
PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: CHI - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing
CLE - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards


Goodell #: MIN - Matt Asiata - Rushing



Quoting this to note the the 1KOB gods that I totally had a brain fart. Please count Blial Powell's yards even though I put the wrong team :suicide:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

aBagorn posted:

Quoting this to note the the 1KOB gods that I totally had a brain fart. Please count Blial Powell's yards even though I put the wrong team :suicide:

You weren't the only one. After both of you put Powell down as being on CLE, I had to check the roster to make sure he was still on the Jets. I have him on the correct team in the spreadsheet. You're good.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I'm busting really loving bad this week. gently caress you Derek Carr and your late game bullshit yardage. 513 yards. Jesus christ.

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
loving busted already! Thanks a bunch Derek Carr!
(glad the Raiders won though)

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

TEN Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards - 270
ATL Matt Ryan - Passing Yards - 288
NO Drew Brees - Passing Yards - 265

G# CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards

823 going into MNF

Dear Black Baby Jesus Jordan Howard - please rush for 150 yards so I can be A++ #1 best 1kob champion again

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

the mean lunch lady posted:

KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

Thanks for getting a concussion, Alex, you jerk

I guess ball out Stefon

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

opposable thumbs.db posted:

PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving Yards
PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: CHI - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards

756 before Jeffery. Maybe I should not have waited until the Sunday night game to make my picks.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

pre:
KC - Alex Smith - Passing yards			127
KC - Spencer Ware - Rushing yards		 19
NE - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing yards		 43
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing yards		 82
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing yards		 76
OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving yards	108
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing yards		 69
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing yards		 24
DET - Marvin Jones - Receiving yards		 33
DEN - Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving yards	 68

G - MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving yards	
Total						649
LOL welp. Good job guys. Real performers there.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

seiferguy posted:

NE - Tom Brady - passing
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - passing
SD - Phillip Rivers - passing

Goodell # - CHI - Zach Miller - receiving

Brady - 315
Tyrod - 183
Rivers - 267

At 765, probably gonna be waaaay under this week.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

NO- Drew Brees- Passing
CIN- Giovanni Bernard- Receiving
BUF- Tyrod Taylor- Rushing
CAR- Larry Fitzgerald- Receiving
ATL- Matt Ryan- Passing
SEA- Christine Michael- Rushing
DAL- Ezekiel Elliott- Rushing
MIN- Matt Asiata- Rushing

Just noticed I put Larry Fitz down as CAR instead of ARI. Hope that won't be a problem.

265
14
48
74
288
40
96
825

Not my worst under, but still disappointing. Feel free to break one for 99 yards, Asiata.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards (513)
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards (265)
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards (246)

Goodell Number: MIN - Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards

1024. Asiata, Run as far backwards as you can

But serious Carr, 513? gently caress man.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
I need under 198 from Bradford. Here's hoping

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Either rodgers or brees could have put up another hundred yards, though. I'm always way under so don't listen to me but I decided quarterbacks' passing numbers are too swingy to use more than one in a week.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Week 8 Goodell Numbers

pre:
Jay Cutler		Passing	
Shangri-Law School	220	
bobjr	        -	409	
Pinwiz11	-	524	
			
Jordan Howard		Rushing	
Nystral	        -	177	
a new study bible!	189	
fishing with the fam	197	
			
Alshon Jeffery		Receiving
Grittybeard	-	68	
opposable thumbs.db	244	
			
Zach Miller		Receiving
seiferguy	-	235	
Arnold Layne	-	270	
			
Ka'Deem Carey		Rushing	
schweens	-	40	
			
Sam Bradford		Rushing	
Bachtere	-	206	
			
Sam Bradford		Passing	
axeil	        -	244	
Marshmallow Blue	250	
Hockles	        -	268	
marioinblack	-	304	
Gobias Ind.	-	322	
Bjay9	        -	350	
Bjork Bjowlob	-	384	
TurboFlamingChicken	429	
totally losing my mime	548	
			
Matt Asiata		Rushing	
pixelbot2000	-	-196	
Cheap Trick souvenirs	-24	
Uterine Lineup	-	20	
Epi Lepi	-	79	
Chichevache	-	175	
aBagorn	        -	288	Watt
			
Stefon Diggs		Receiving	
skaboomizzy	-	109	
Okibi	        -	169	
the mean lunch lady	299	
WaffleZombie	-	345	
Tavarin	        -	379	
Benne	        -	508	
			
Kyle Rudolph		Receiving	
MrLogan	        -	-24	
Turdsdown Tom	-	7	
korrandark	-	150	
No Butt Stuff	-	346	
Leperflesh	-	351	

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, I didn't even bother to look anything up after Carr's day, stunned that I'm not already busted.

Luckily Cutler is back and Jeffery will start getting tons of targets again so I'll bust anyway.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

drat, I'm gonna be like in the bottom four or five of non-busters.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh my loving god, 995?

That's gotta be my best score ever unless something in Hockles script screwed up.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
967, I believe.

Excellent.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Looks like the playoffs are out of reach for me :(

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Nystral posted:

823 going into MNF

Dear Black Baby Jesus Jordan Howard - please rush for 150 yards so I can be A++ #1 best 1kob champion again

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Every week I've played the same strategy of 3 QBs passing + MNF QB rushing and this week I finally change it up and bust.

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Week 8 Results

pre:
User       		yards	score
pixelbot2000	-	1238	2	
Cheap Trick souvenirs	1066	3	
MrLogan	        -	1055	4	
Shangri-Law School	1032	5	
Turdsdown Tom	-	1024	6	
Uterine Lineup	-	1022	7	
				
Grittybeard	-	995	38	
axeil	        -	984	37	
Marshmallow Blue	978	36	
Nystral	        -	976	35	
skaboomizzy	-	967	34	
a new study bible!	964	33	
Epi Lepi	-	963	32	
schweens	-	963	31	
Hockles	        -	960	30	
fishing with the fam	956	29	
				
marioinblack	-	924	28	
Okibi	        -	907	27	
Gobias Ind.	-	906	26	
korrandark	-	881	25	
Bjay9	        -	878	24	
Chichevache	-	867	23	
seiferguy	-	853	22	
Bjork Bjowlob	-	844	21	
bobjr    	-	843	20	
opposable thumbs.db	819	19	
Arnold Layne	-	818	18	
TurboFlamingChicken	799	17	
Bachtere	-	794	16	
the mean lunch lady	777	15	
aBagorn	        -	754	0	Watt
WaffleZombie	-	731	14
Pinwiz11	-	728	13
Tavarin	        -	697	12
No Butt Stuff	-	685	11
totally losing my mime	680	10
Leperflesh	-	680	9
Benne	        -	568	8
Week 9 thread -- https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796270

Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Nov 2, 2016

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