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   Hi everyone. This here is the Portugal thread. And that’s Portugal, in that map over there! What’s Portugal? Well, it’s a country, for one thing. Haha. Here, let me tell you a little bit more about Portugal: Portugal, oficialmente República Portuguesa,[9] [nota 9] é um país soberano[nota 10] unitário localizado no Sudoeste da Europa, cujo território se situa na zona ocidental da Península Ibérica e em arquipélagos no Atlântico Norte. O território português tem uma área total de 92 090 km²,[10] sendo delimitado a norte e leste por Espanha e a sul e oeste pelo oceano Atlântico, compreendendo uma parte continental e duasregiões autónomas: os arquipélagos dos Açores e da Madeira. Portugal é a nação mais a ocidente do continente europeu. O nome do país provém da sua segunda maior cidade, Porto, cujo nome latino-celtaera Portus Cale.[11] [12] Wasn’t that fun? Learning about new places is always fun. And you’ve probably never heard of Portugal, so better read up. This isn’t a geography thread, though. It’s a soccer one. And if there’s one thing you gotta know about Portuguese soccer, it’s this:  We're winners! We're the best at this sport. And that's what's important, since soccer isn't all about having fun with the ball and with your friends and just having a good time with some beers and with girls. It's about winning. if you don't win youre a oval office But to win while still having fun, you can’t just throw a bunch of guys into the field. No. No loving way. You need what we in the know call A Formation:  That’s a 4-3-3. Hah, don’t get confused by all those numbers. All it means is Portugal will play with 1 (one) goalkeeper, 4 (four) defenders, 3 (three) midfielders, and 3 (three) forwards. Crazy poo poo, right? Who would have ever thought Portugal would play with the same formation they’ve been playing with for the last 50 years? Nobody, that’s who. That’s what this thread is here for. Wow, what a fun thread. All this stuff nobody knows about, since we only have these international tournaments pretty much every year. Now let me tell you about some of the Portuguese players, since you probably don’t know most of the poo poo cloggers on the team.  That’s Rui Patricio, a loving oval office Oh, and over there's Adrien. Could he steal way Moutinho's central midfield position? And also over h--Who am I kidding? Nobody reads these loving threads, and we all know all this poo poo already. Besides, we all know you’re here for only one reason. Or maybe a couple of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNU3aIJs88g THAT SMILE!!!         THOSE TRAPS!!!!!    THAT NECK!!!!!     THOSE ABS!!!!!       THAT rear end!!!!!!!!      THAT COCK!!!!!    THOSE FRIENDS!!!!       THOSE RIVALS!!!!      THAT BLING!!!!!!!       THOSE BABES!!!!!          THOSE GOALS!!!!!      THOSE BALLON D'ORS!!!!!!! 2008 -  2013 -  2014 -  2016 -  2017 -  2018 -  THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  After a tenuous season in which he carried the White boys to the Champions League title once again, only injuries, the Devil, bad teammates and corrupt referees can keep Ronaldo away from glory. What do you think Cristiano, can you win the Euro-- he's won! hes frigging done it. EURO CHAMPS. everything in this post came true like a Pissflaps Official Prediction from the forum's very own nostragamus. amazing stuff. now it's off to win the world cup. cheerio
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Finally an alpha thread for men with hair on their balls. SIIIIII
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Jun 17, 2018 15:00
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drat the op has made me aroused I'm ready for more Ronald
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Jun 17, 2018 15:02
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Holy poo poo, this thread is so gay it turns gay man straight and back to gay again. Good job.
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i mean its the euro thread....but it was good enough to win that one, its good enough for this one
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Jun 17, 2018 18:28
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Im feeling confident lads, the sun is shinning, the birds are singing, its gonna be a glorious victory for our boys in red and green.
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Jun 20, 2018 10:37
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Amazing op op fifa 2018 golden keyboard winner for sure
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Jun 20, 2018 10:57
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Lol at the barca trp fan pic Good thread OP
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African AIDS cum posted:Lol at the barca trp fan pic Each of Ronald’s goals is dedicated to El Hefe, may he rest in peace
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Jun 20, 2018 17:48
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Ronaldo: 2 games, 4 goals. Messi: 2 games, one ticket back to argentina.
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Messi will go back via the orient express. On less joyous news, apart from the man, the legend cr and rui patricio we have been pretty poo poo, and i have found a new apreciation for sporting fans because watching william carvalho play has caused me physical pain.cant wait for the absolute grindfest that will be portugal vs iran.
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lads i don't think we're gonna win the world cup
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Mans posted:lads i don't think we're gonna win the world cup its all under control the real World Cup starts now
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poty posted:Finally an alpha thread for men with hair on their balls. SIIIIII This post is a travesty...
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Edit: I don't know why this guy makes me so irrationally angry and badpost.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:39
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Grinding out awful wins and draws basically got us to be euro champs, this is all acording to plan.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:52
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Man... We are really bad. Hahahaha.
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Jun 26, 2018 05:23
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like if u cry every time
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Jun 26, 2018 09:50
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Jun 26, 2018 11:38
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put that pic vertically and it's an italian fan crying too
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Jun 26, 2018 21:10
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Mans posted:put that pic vertically and it's an italian fan crying too Flip it and it's a Hungary fan drooling upward.
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Jun 27, 2018 01:47
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So how's Ronald doing?
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Alexeythegreat posted:So how's Ronald doing? Shaving that goatee I think
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Jun 30, 2018 21:01
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Chris once lost his girl to a fat racoon voice actor.
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Jun 30, 2018 21:23
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Who hasnt? Anyway,that was ...pretty much the celing of this team, maybe the qfs.technically big ron oiutlasted messi in the wc, and we all know thats the real prize.
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Jun 30, 2018 22:41
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Ronald played poorly today, Messi played poorly today but Ronald's team conceded half the goals Messi's team did. Another win for Ronald.
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I felt bad for Ronald. I actually thought they'd pull through but this is the poo poo that usually happens when you understimate uruguay.
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Portugal got out portugaled my lads. Sad day for Ronald and co.
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Ka0 posted:I felt bad for Ronald. I actually thought they'd pull through but this is the poo poo that usually happens when you understimate uruguay. they didn't underestimate Uruguay, they played in the way they usually play. which is poorly and looking at ronaldo\quaresma for a blessing
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