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Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~

Hellioning posted:

SAN check!

I have no SAN left to lose, I am immune to SAN loss.

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GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Terashell posted:

I have no SAN left to lose, I am immune to SAN loss.

So one could say you are sans SAN? :v:

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~

GruntyThrst posted:

So one could say you are sans SAN? :v:

That was painful.

Hellioning
Jun 27, 2008

GruntyThrst posted:

So one could say you are sans SAN? :v:

Don't give up your day job.

Kirbyoto
May 2, 2008

by Tiny Fistpump

Terashell posted:

That was painful.
And look, we've found your weakness in two easy steps.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.
I'm only halfway through this thread (loving loving it, thankyou), but I decided to skip to the end so I could vote for Maria. I always like seeing the character that goes through the most dramatic character change have the good end, and lords knows, the poor girl needs someone to love her. Vote for Maria, faggots!

Anyways, back to page 34 to catch up, AWAY!

Hellioning
Jun 27, 2008

I'm sorry, are you assuming that we are voting on them based on how good a character they are?

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~

Kirbyoto posted:

And look, we've found your weakness in two easy steps.

It's not a weakness. Just an observation.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.

Hellioning posted:

I'm sorry, are you assuming that we are voting on them based on how good a character they are?
Why yes. Yes I am. :colbert:

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~
People seem to be doubting my SAN score.

Well, here.

*to the tune of Come on, Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners*
Poor old Ichi~ro sounded sad upon the console
He moved a million hearts in stereo
Our brothers sighed,
And sang along who'd blame them?
You've grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on Iris) To ry Loory To ry Loo-R'lyeh
And we can die just like our fathers
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you eat everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
merge to I-30
Ah come on Iris
These people round here, wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces, so resigned to what their fate is
But not us, no not us, we are far too gone and weather'd
(Remember) To ry Loory To ry Loo-R'lyeh
Iris I'll hum this tune forever
Come on Iris, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, eat all everything
Creepy red eyes Iris (Eat us next)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Iris
Pretty red dress Iris (Eat us next)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Iris, please
Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh
Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh
(Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh, Iris)
Said Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh (repeat in background)
You've grown...
So grown (Show, how you feed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things 'round here have changed
I said too-ry-loo-ry-too-ry-loo-R'lyeh
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you are everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
splurge at Murphy's
Ah come on Iris
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you ate everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
Well, wgah'nagl fhtagn
Come on Iris


Enough proof for you?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Okay what the gently caress does SAN mean?

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~

BklynBruzer posted:

Okay what the gently caress does SAN mean?

It's a stat in the Call of Cthluhu games. You roll it when you encounter deep ones, monstrosities, creepy things, and Elder Gods. You lose it as you go, and the goal of the game is to survive the adventure with some SAN intact. If you lose all your SAN you character either dies or goes so insane they are unplayable. Either way they are out of play.

At least, that's what I was told. I never got a chance to play myself.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Terashell posted:

It's a stat in the Call of Cthluhu games. You roll it when you encounter deep ones, monstrosities, creepy things, and Elder Gods. You lose it as you go, and the goal of the game is to survive the adventure with some SAN intact. If you lose all your SAN you character either dies or goes so insane they are unplayable. Either way they are out of play.

At least, that's what I was told. I never got a chance to play myself.

Ah, I see.

Great parody, incidentally.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Roger Explosion posted:

I'm only halfway through this thread (loving loving it, thankyou), but I decided to skip to the end so I could vote for Maria. I always like seeing the character that goes through the most dramatic character change have the good end, and lords knows, the poor girl needs someone to love her. Vote for Maria, faggots!

Anyways, back to page 34 to catch up, AWAY!

Did you miss the part in the first post where he said voting isn't open?

And screw you, Maria lacks mad scientistness. :colbert:

Kirbyoto
May 2, 2008

by Tiny Fistpump

BklynBruzer posted:

Okay what the gently caress does SAN mean?
To summarize it in a way that's not entirely based on RPG stats: Sanity.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Terashell posted:

That was painful.

Hellioning posted:

Don't give up your day job.

:(

Nobody likes my horrible puns.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

GruntyThrst posted:

:(

Nobody likes my horrible puns.

I liked it. :shobon:

Then again, I'm a sucker for puns of any type, so I'm not particularly an objective audience.

little_firebird
Sep 1, 2008

Why don't you
just eat your
belly button and die?!

Zereth posted:

And screw you, Maria lacks mad scientistness. :colbert:

Perhaps, but Maria, at least, knows how to go into battle, guns a-blazin'. :colbert:

Edit: Without her Koubu.

little_firebird fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Sep 7, 2008

Hellioning
Jun 27, 2008

Are you kidding? Have you SEEN Kohran's koubu?

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Terashell posted:

People seem to be doubting my SAN score.

Well, here.

*to the tune of Come on, Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners*
Poor old Ichi~ro sounded sad upon the console
He moved a million hearts in stereo
Our brothers sighed,
And sang along who'd blame them?
You've grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on Iris) To ry Loory To ry Loo-R'lyeh
And we can die just like our fathers
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you eat everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
merge to I-30
Ah come on Iris
These people round here, wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces, so resigned to what their fate is
But not us, no not us, we are far too gone and weather'd
(Remember) To ry Loory To ry Loo-R'lyeh
Iris I'll hum this tune forever
Come on Iris, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, eat all everything
Creepy red eyes Iris (Eat us next)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Iris
Pretty red dress Iris (Eat us next)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Iris, please
Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh
Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh
(Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh, Iris)
Said Come on, Iris tohoo-R'lyeh (repeat in background)
You've grown...
So grown (Show, how you feed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things 'round here have changed
I said too-ry-loo-ry-too-ry-loo-R'lyeh
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you are everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
splurge at Murphy's
Ah come on Iris
Come on Iris, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you ate everything
You in that dress, my thoughts you digest
Well, wgah'nagl fhtagn
Come on Iris


Enough proof for you?

Thats awesome, now for Canuck to complete it...

quote:

Are you kidding? Have you SEEN Kohran's koubu?
Hell yeah, she has as many guns as a full squadron, not counting the guns on her remote drones.

Grunduggerer
Jan 20, 2007

Roger Explosion posted:

I'm only halfway through this thread (loving loving it, thankyou), but I decided to skip to the end so I could vote for Maria. I always like seeing the character that goes through the most dramatic character change have the good end, and lords knows, the poor girl needs someone to love her. Vote for Maria, faggots!

Anyways, back to page 34 to catch up, AWAY!

Maria is already in love. With her gun. Dare you come in-between them?

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Grunduggerer posted:

Maria is already in love. With her gun. Dare you come in-between them?

Tsubaki dares!

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Maria is the only option. She'll shoot each and every person who does not vote for her.

A vote for Maria is a vote for staying alive!

Bat Ham
Apr 22, 2008

Bat Nan

SirSamVimes posted:

Maria is the only option. She'll shoot each and every person who does not vote for her.

And for everyone who does, she'll shoot them with love!!

Crono S. Magnum
Feb 29, 2008

Lsnewton posted:

And for everyone who does, she'll shoot them with love!!

Which, coincidently, is also a bullet.

Vote Sumire!
Her affection does not involve ballistics!

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Lsnewton posted:

And for everyone who does, she'll shoot them with love!!

Transcend Mortality, and bullets no longer matter. Alternatively, be reborn as a giant warmech and laugh off bullets.

Grunduggerer
Jan 20, 2007

veekie posted:

Tsubaki dares!

*sung to Elenore, by the Turtles*

You’ve got that gun about you
but I just can’t live without you
I really want you Maria near me

Your looks intoxicate me
(did that last shot graze me?)
There’s no one like you Maria really

Maria gee I think you’re swell
sending Wakiji to hell
You’re my pride and joy etcetera

My feelings will not be denied
so please put that gun aside
tell me that you love me better

I really think you’re groovy
the theatre's got war movies
Let's go together, Maria can we?

They’ll turn the lights way down low
and I'll never let you go
I think I love you, Maria love me

Maria gee I think you’re swell
I can hear the wedding bell
You’re my pride and joy etcetera

Maria, don't reload this time
and just put that gun aside
tell me that you love me better

One more time!

Maria gee I think you’re swell ah-ha
Maria gee I think you’re swell ah-ha aah

Grunduggerer fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Sep 7, 2008

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos
That song needs to be punctuated with gunshots. It kicks rear end otherwise.

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~
What have I started?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Terashell posted:

What have I started?

Something that is loving hilarious.

veekie
Dec 25, 2007

Dice of Chaos

Terashell posted:

What have I started?

Words to the effect must have been said by the inventor of tentacle porn and dozens of sites across the internet.

Terashell
Dec 19, 2007

Gaben-chan~

BklynBruzer posted:

Something that is loving hilarious.

I have to agree there. At least it's not haiku and puns.

Now, to complete the picture, I just need someone to direct me to an online karaoke site.

Terashell fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 7, 2008

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer
She only sleeps in foxholes
She's tired of shooting targets
She's in Yugoslavia
Putting down a revolution

Maria Tachibana
I built a world for her
Maria Tachibana
I need a girl from earth

She's in Hungary
She sends bullet casings home
Does she think of me?
Punching tickets in Tokyo

Maria Tachibana
Takes no prisoners
Maria Tachibana

No use crying about it
No use trying to hold on
She lights up the sky
Then she's gone

She don't have time for love
She don't need me now
Can't she see I'm burning up
Burning down, burning out

Maria Tachibana
I built a world for her
Maria Tachibana
I need a girl from earth

Verty
Jul 27, 2007

Oh my god! The puppy orphanage!

Zereth posted:

Did you miss the part in the first post where he said voting isn't open?

I'm pretty sure I told him that, he told me it didn't matter... for once I agree with him.

Bart Roberts III
Jun 28, 2008
And in the meantime I'm looking at all of them, and I can't decide.

Well, I can decide against. Iris is... NO :cry:, and Sakura is too creepy for my taste. But the rest of them all seem honestly interesting. You all bring up good points.

Maria has her sapphire bullets of pure love.

Kanna is just full of win.

Sumire flaunts it, but since she gets to go with the bad boy if you pick her that is okay too.

And Kohran... Well, Kohran's a mad scientist, what's not to love?

Quite frankly, I'll be pretty much satisfied by anything if what's going on so far is any indication.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.

Zereth posted:

Did you miss the part in the first post where he said voting isn't open?
I can still register my support!

Bart Roberts III posted:

:words:
Given this, when the time does come to vote, I do hope it's preferential.

RattyZ
Apr 22, 2008
hmmm I think I have to put a vote for Maria, but that's a close one between her and Kanna,

if only Kanna's Love-Love with Ogami wasn't such a god damned train wreck. :doh:

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Crono S. Magnum posted:

Which, coincidently, is also a bullet.

Vote Sumire!
Her affection does not involve ballistics!

Sumire's been outfitted with "ballistics" all right.

Kirbyoto
May 2, 2008

by Tiny Fistpump

Spikey posted:

Sumire's been outfitted with "ballistics" all right.
I was just about to make this joke, god drat it.

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Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

RattyZ posted:

hmmm I think I have to put a vote for Maria, but that's a close one between her and Kanna,

if only Kanna's Love-Love with Ogami wasn't such a god damned train wreck. :doh:

Didn't she have an awesome one? I'm pretty sure she did.

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