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Anyone got a quick link for nonsequitur.txt? I've lost my copy of it after restoring my system.
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jase1 posted:I am looking for a thread that had a guy who liked to sniff his sisters or moms panties and the goons tracked him down and ratted him out. It was the reason I joined SomethingAwful and I have never been able to find that thread again. I don't even know if it was true. RedFox: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=419
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Sep 4, 2008 19:31
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J Wiggle posted:A thread where some guy was trying to get with a girl through notes left in a park or similar? He may have recorded a song or something too. The title was along the lines of "a romantic and exciting tale".
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Sep 4, 2008 19:48
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sm8000 posted:RedFox: Thanks alot!
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Sep 4, 2008 21:36
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Cyril Sneer posted:(1) Whatever came (if anything) of the infamous For some reason, I can't find the thread, but from what I recall, it ended with a song I wrote about Ally and Kon, called The AllyPally Song. I posted it sometime around July 2007, but it's not in my post history or in the goldmined thread  I don't have a copy of the song at the moment, but I'll update this when I find it, or maybe someone else has it? E: I don't know what happened with Hannah though, you could always PM Anoxia. Things sort of faded away, IIRC. E2: Here it is (my hosting): http://www.thepawnproject.com/AllyPally.mp3 or at http://www.purevolume.com/thekonproject/albums/99331182 The Gasmask has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Sep 4, 2008 |
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Sep 4, 2008 22:38
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thread? How did it end?
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Rocambole posted:A Mysterious and Romantic Tale, I think. It was AlbinoSnake's thread, but Google can't find it and it's not showing up in his post history. Maybe he decided it would creep the girl out and got it deleted? I think he ended up finally meeting the girl and then basically told everyone that it was a happy ending, but he wouldn't be spilling the details. We never got a breakdown of what happened between them, but we at least know it was a good ending  .
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Sep 5, 2008 08:02
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I just remembered that story about the class trip to the tolerance museum where the kid can't open a door and he starts defaming jews for some reason. Anyone have the whole of that?
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Sep 5, 2008 13:18
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It was mentioned many pages ago, but if anyone could find the senior pranks thread, where every prank devolved into "...and label them 1, 2, and 4," that would be really great.
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Sep 5, 2008 14:04
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I'm trying to find the link to the website with those screenshots of Metal Gear on the MSX with funny captions. Help?
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Sep 5, 2008 14:31
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Spooky Chris posted:I just remembered that story about the class trip to the tolerance museum where the kid can't open a door and he starts defaming jews for some reason. Anyone have the whole of that? That was the whole quote, there wasn't a whole backstory or anything. Just that famous quote that he posted.
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Sep 5, 2008 14:40
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Spooky Chris posted:I just remembered that story about the class trip to the tolerance museum where the kid can't open a door and he starts defaming jews for some reason. Anyone have the whole of that? This? "Today my History class took a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudiced and all that good stuff. Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice". So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this drat door, did some drat Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and I had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes (the rest of the trip). When we get back my history teacher found out what I did and had a fit and I get suspended. What a loving way to end a week."
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Sep 5, 2008 14:49
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I hope this hasn't been asked yet, but I remember someone posted a picture of some young Asian people all in a photo together, and in the TV show font it said " Fliends " across the top. I can't find that again anywhere.
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Sep 5, 2008 15:20
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Deadcell27 posted:This?
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Sep 5, 2008 20:04
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jenova posted:I'm trying to find the link to the website with those screenshots of Metal Gear on the MSX with funny captions. Help? Was it the slowbeef Metal Gear 2 review? http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html As for mine, I am looking for that video from the First Sunday remix thread, the one where there was basically nothing but record scratches after every "clever" comment.
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Sep 5, 2008 20:41
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Rocambole posted:A Mysterious and Romantic Tale, I think. It was AlbinoSnake's thread, but Google can't find it and it's not showing up in his post history. Maybe he decided it would creep the girl out and got it deleted? I mentioned elsewhere that not all archived posts show up in post histories, and well, this is a good case of that.
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Sep 5, 2008 21:19
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In a "things that will blow your mind" thread, there was an article about Altera PLD's that someone trained to program themselves to accomplish a task, but when the code was transfered to another PLD, it failed to execute properly. AKA SCARY A.I. Can anyone help me find the article/thread? Thanks.
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Sep 5, 2008 22:27
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Yoozer posted:Can't help you with LOTR, but the DO NOT WANT meme came from a horribly subtitled Chinese rip of Star Wars. Frodo you fool!
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Sep 6, 2008 05:54
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Spooky Chris posted:You're the bomb! It's from bash.org I think though.
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Sep 6, 2008 05:56
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I'm hoping it wasn't mentioned already, but does anyone have a link to the thread about the guy who found a camera in the woods that was filled with creepy images?
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Sep 7, 2008 15:44
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Dr_Amazing posted:I'm hoping it wasn't mentioned already, but does anyone have a link to the thread about the guy who found a camera in the woods that was filled with creepy images?
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Sep 7, 2008 16:33
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Does anyone remember what the hell this was all about?quote:10/25/2004 4:58:57 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER
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Sep 7, 2008 17:59
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The George Zimmer stuff showed up on an Ashlee Simpson messageboard shortly after her SNL lip-synch debacle.
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Sep 7, 2008 18:08
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Anyone have the link to the thread with the Harry Potter pdfs, where people started combining the pictures into these ridiculous... things? I can't remember a specific picture, but I remember towards the end they just got totally absurd, with things like six characters morphed together doing disgusting poo poo. It was absolutely hilarious and I forgot to bookmark it. I'm gonna say this thread was probably about a year ago.
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Sep 8, 2008 15:44
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Some guy made this terribly-drawn, stupid comic and a bunch of goons berated him for avoiding drawing hands, so the guy went bonkers and did an angry strip showing his characters running around, waving around their terribly-drawn hands. It was so funny, and I have this remnant of an image in my mind of one of the crappy anime-style characters screaming with these pointy hands in the air. I swear it was mentioned in this thread, but I skimmed through and searched for "hand" on every page but I have yet to find it. 
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Sep 11, 2008 21:44
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purity control posted:Some guy made this terribly-drawn, stupid comic and a bunch of goons berated him for avoiding drawing hands, so the guy went bonkers and did an angry strip showing his characters running around, waving around their terribly-drawn hands. It was so funny, and I have this remnant of an image in my mind of one of the crappy anime-style characters screaming with these pointy hands in the air. This what you talking about? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2954139
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Sep 11, 2008 21:54
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king of the bongo posted:This what you talking about? Ahh! Ahh, no! Noooo. 
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Sep 11, 2008 22:02
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purity control posted:Some guy made this terribly-drawn, stupid comic and a bunch of goons berated him for avoiding drawing hands, so the guy went bonkers and did an angry strip showing his characters running around, waving around their terribly-drawn hands. It was so funny, and I have this remnant of an image in my mind of one of the crappy anime-style characters screaming with these pointy hands in the air. The details are a little different but it sounds like you might mean this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2385104&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=101#post330335510
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Sep 12, 2008 23:02
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The thread I'm looking for was about a goon who thought he going crazy because he was having hallucinations more and more frequently. The defining hallucination that made the thread so memorable was about when he was driving his horses to a horse show and he hallucinated that they were talking to him from the trailer with their heads sticking out and I think he imagine that one of them fell out onto the highway. Anyone remember that? It would be a few years old at this point.
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Sep 12, 2008 23:46
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Meowbot posted:The other was a thread about fighting a grizzly bear ONE on ONE without weapons and all you had to your advantage was the environment. One of the funniest replies was that someone would stick their fist into the bears rear end causing it to go into a rage and while it was confused they would gouge out its eyes or something ridiculous. There was also several people who thought they could take a bear on with a broad sword. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1923062 This one is made even better when you know that it was originally in D&D. 
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Sep 13, 2008 05:13
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Quid posted:The details are a little different but it sounds like you might mean this: YES, thank you! Gah, I searched the archives of his site and apparently he took it down. The actual strip I was thinking of was him freaking out at SA, and sadly it's gone.
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Sep 13, 2008 18:25
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Posted this in the ask minor things thread over in A/T but got no reply. A long long time ago there was a thread in Games, can't remember the actual thread but it mentioned that a link existed between the Half Life series and the old game for the Snes called "Another World", I believe it may have been named "Out Of This World" outside Europe. Basically Another World has a ginger haired gentleman spill his soda on a particle accelerator and then there's an explosion and he's transported to another world with big black lions, horrible leeches and a bald man who saves your life if you save his. I remember that in the thread there was some mention of a series of memos or correspondence of some kind, I think which were released in conjunction with Another World as opposed to Half Life, which suggest that the ginger-haired man, who's name may have been Lester Knight, had something to do with the employment of Gordon Freeman at Black Mensa, or was related to him somehow. I'm not looking for the thread specifically, though if anyone can find the post it would be helpful, just any information to do with this whole thing in general. Thanks.
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Sep 13, 2008 18:29
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I wouldn't mind finding that thread a while back where some goon got some company credit card to take a rich visitor to a bunch of night clubs and a fancy hotel. It ended up with him wanting to play Bioshock, which the visitor was taking note and wanted to make his own Rapture.
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Sep 13, 2008 19:16
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Rirse posted:I wouldn't mind finding that thread a while back where some goon got some company credit card to take a rich visitor to a bunch of night clubs and a fancy hotel. It ended up with him wanting to play Bioshock, which the visitor was taking note and wanted to make his own Rapture. Not only did they play Bioshock - they played Bioshock with strippers! The whole OP boiled down to "how would you build an underwater city?", but the story leading up to the question was amazing. Sadly I didn't find the thread, but hopefully somebody else will. It was great
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Sep 13, 2008 23:52
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Hey I'm sitting with a bunch of my friends and I'm trying to find the thread with the airplane furry porn to show them that it exists. Sorry I've done so much searching through the forums that I really didn't look too much through the 26 pages of this thread.
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Sep 14, 2008 06:09
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Cannister posted:Hey I'm sitting with a bunch of my friends and I'm trying to find the thread with the airplane furry porn to show them that it exists. Sorry I've done so much searching through the forums that I really didn't look too much through the 26 pages of this thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2551167 There was a follow-up thread somewhere, but nothing really came of it.
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Sep 14, 2008 16:41
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Where did all the Medifast threads go? I was digging around no luck and my archives is a no go right now.
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Sep 17, 2008 06:47
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qxx posted:Where did all the Medifast threads go? I was digging around no luck and my archives is a no go right now. An administrator decided it was inappropriate to have a thread promoting one specific brand, so it was renamed to "Very Low Calorie Diet Discussion Thread", which eventually died off. Most people in Watch and Weight are doing things the good old-fashioned way, which is a lot more work but does allow you to exercise and gain muscle mass at the same time, and has less of a health risk.
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Sep 17, 2008 07:36
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There was a thread to the effect of "I will turn your post into a song", where some talented goon played guitar and sang lyrics that other people posted. The entire thread was great, but one song especially has been stuck in my head lately, and I stupidly didn't save it. I think it was called Baby Sister, or something like that. "You're my friend/ she's your sister", "Be a friend/ don't put up a fight/ I wanna call your sister/ my baby tonight", and so on. It's really catchy. Can someone point me at it?
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Sep 17, 2008 16:26
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Schizoguy posted:There was a thread to the effect of "I will turn your post into a song", where some talented goon played guitar and sang lyrics that other people posted. The entire thread was great, but one song especially has been stuck in my head lately, and I stupidly didn't save it. I think it was called Baby Sister, or something like that. "You're my friend/ she's your sister", "Be a friend/ don't put up a fight/ I wanna call your sister/ my baby tonight", and so on. It's really catchy. Can someone point me at it? This is actually my SMS ringtone. (My hosting: ) http://www.tomopdam.com/fpwp-babysister.mp3
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Does anyone remember that thread about hiding boners, and one guy had the response of pretending to be a cat or a monkey or something like that?
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