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A Glum Plum
Jan 21, 2008

Come take a ride on my couch of a thousand indulgences!
I was reading Humper Monkey's Blind Study Partner thread, and someone mentioned a story about a tattooed man who helped his deaf daughter at an EB Games. They posted the link, but the url is different than the current setup, so does anyone know of a way to turn this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=308726130#post308726130

into a readable archives link?

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life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
Back in the 90's, I had a couple of games I used to play that I want to find again. Unfortunately, I'm an idiot and can't remember their names.

The first was a top down... puzzle type mover. You played some kind of hunchback, maybe Igor? You just ran around dodging this, that, and whatever, while solving some kind of simple puzzle to get the the next level of the dungeon/tower.

The second was another puzzle game. You were a ball, and you had to get from Point A, to Point B through a maze. There were all kinds of thing that would inhibit you, stuff the pushed you back, magnets possibly, moving parts. This game also had a custom level creator if that helps.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern
When Wizards of the Coast briefly published a D20 version of the Call of Cthulhu RPG, they had a free adventure for download on their website entitled "Brown Jenkin Lives!" - try as I might, I can't find it anywhere these days.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

I've found it's titled "Jenkin Lives!". Apparently when Wizards of the Coast lost it's license to print cthulhu-related stuff they had to take down that adventure among other things. I was able to find it, but only as a torrent which I'm hesitant to post on account of the whole :filez: thing.

Hope this helps.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Years and years ago I had this little game that opened up in a little DOS window. ALl it was was little chickens running around on the ground and you dropped cannonballs on top of them and they exploded. It was all very pixel looking type, viewed from the side. Completely 2d.
It was a stupid, completely one dimensional game but I'd blow up little chickens for 15 minutes. It was engrossing.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

MrGreenShirt posted:

I've found it's titled "Jenkin Lives!"

That does help, thank you. I wondered why Google returned so few results...

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



life_source posted:

The second was another puzzle game. You were a ball, and you had to get from Point A, to Point B through a maze. There were all kinds of thing that would inhibit you, stuff the pushed you back, magnets possibly, moving parts. This game also had a custom level creator if that helps.

I'm fairly certain you're thinking of Marble Madness.

emelianenko
Mar 17, 2006

the best nipple
Someone, quick, find me the old Dragonmaster prankcall.

AlexTheGod
Apr 16, 2003
I am god
A couple years ago (2 or 3) there was a frontpage article by someone that showcased three small downloadable games. One of these games was flOw, the one where you are a microorganism and evolve and stuff, while another one was this galaga-esque game where you had to fight a boss over and over that every time would have new parts to combat your technique.

If anyone could find this article, or the second game, that would be awesome. I've been looking for it for ages and I've never managed to find it.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Don't know about the article, but the game sounds a lot like Warning Forever

Ambler
Aug 28, 2003
The ghost who ambles.

Hermetic posted:

ForumWarz?

Hmm, no that's not it, although thanks for reminding me of it!

It was specifically designed to generate content based on properties of other web pages. For example, you could plug google.com into it, and get a different monster than if you entered yahoo.com.

I'm beginning to think I dreamt up the whole concept.

thedisorient
Jul 2, 2007
Are you a magician?

cringe posted:

You're thinking of "The Assumption Song" by the Arrogant Worms.
Yup, that was it. Thanks a lot.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

I wonder if there's an archive of stuff that Word published to their site.

They used to be on word.com, which is now Merriam-Webster's newsletter site.

Lizion
Nov 23, 2002

Roll, Mega Man, ROLL!

otaku69 posted:

there was an animated series staring ted kennedy and bill clinton this had to be pre 2000

Yes, there was indeed! Used to be on romp.com but I found two mirrors.

PodexPerfectus
Jan 6, 2008

April is the cruellest monAH THE FLAAAAAAAMES
There's an awesomely hilarious porn video that I think I found on here before. The chick is either the funniest person I've ever seen or the dumbest:

"AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK"
"GIVE ME MORE COCK; I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK"
"I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK IN MY rear end."
"PUT THAT BIG SALAMI IN MY rear end."

Everything is pretty much along those lines, and it's absolutely hilarious. Someone has to have this.

FeedbackBsr
Apr 26, 2007

PodexPerfectus posted:

There's an awesomely hilarious porn video that I think I found on here before. The chick is either the funniest person I've ever seen or the dumbest:

"AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK"
"GIVE ME MORE COCK; I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK"
"I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE COCK IN MY rear end."
"PUT THAT BIG SALAMI IN MY rear end."

Everything is pretty much along those lines, and it's absolutely hilarious. Someone has to have this.

On it, gimme a bit to upload.
:nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws:
EDIT- http://sharebee.com/03fb9be5 - Seen and Not Heard.

Bonus 900k Video. http://sharebee.com/733b1845 "Booyaa!"

:nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws:

If it wasn't :filez: to do so I would sort out Attack of the Daleks from the old Awful Porn.

God is it awful. But hilarious.

FeedbackBsr fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Dec 15, 2008

PodexPerfectus
Jan 6, 2008

April is the cruellest monAH THE FLAAAAAAAMES
I love you. Can't wait.

love on the cheap
Aug 5, 2008
I recall a picture (T-Shirt design?) that had members of major religions holding hands and skipping or something. If someone could point me in the direction of this, It'd be super.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing

Deadly Intersection posted:

I recall a picture (T-Shirt design?) that had members of major religions holding hands and skipping or something. If someone could point me in the direction of this, It'd be super.

http://www.threadless.com/product/242/B_F_F_Best_Friends_Forever

Was in my email today, oddly enough.

love on the cheap
Aug 5, 2008

NGL posted:

http://www.threadless.com/product/242/B_F_F_Best_Friends_Forever

Was in my email today, oddly enough.

Hahaha thanks a million for this.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry if this isn't exactly the right thread, but does anyone happen to have the full picture of my avatar? It has all the basic math symbols and they're all smiling except for the subtraction symbol. It's black and white and not really big. I've googled about 20 different things but just can't find it.

FeedbackBsr
Apr 26, 2007

Girdox posted:

Sorry if this isn't exactly the right thread, but does anyone happen to have the full picture of my avatar? It has all the basic math symbols and they're all smiling except for the subtraction symbol. It's black and white and not really big. I've googled about 20 different things but just can't find it.


http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/7/ Your little guy is at the bottom :)

Micromancer
Apr 17, 2002

He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair
Two porn requests, one should be easy-ish - the other nighimpossible.


1: This is a video. Two guys, one girl. Girl is riding one dude while the other is in her rear end. She dismounts and ducks to the left and the guy laying down is horrified to get covered in jizz by the not-in-an-rear end anymore dude. I think there was a slow-motion "NOOOOOOOOOO", but that might have been imagined.

2: This is NOT a video. The video of cheetah-dudes loving isn't the same people and no where near as funny. 2002 or 2003 in FYAD, there was a series of pictures featuring a couple of young guys painted up like cheetahs going at it. It was exceptionally gay, and while I found it hilarious, it seriously disturbed a buddy of mine. I'd like to find the entire series so I can freak him out again. The most prominent image was called what.jpg and was smug rear end guy both hands on his partner's head looking at the camera like we should all be jealous. These guys were featured as a FYAD flag at least once.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FeedbackBsr posted:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/7/ Your little guy is at the bottom :)

Thanks a lot!

edit: weird, I remembered them as mathmatics signs

ScaryFast
Apr 16, 2003

Find a copy of the Star Wars Kid video (you know, the fat kid having a broomstick/lightsaber battle) that still has my nickname embedded into the file. I think I put it out in .wmv format.

GodspeedSphere
Apr 25, 2008
What I'm looking for has only been described to me by an older gal who says these videos slightly predate the internet and were available on VHS in the Port Huron, MI area. I'm thinking '95 to '00 area, but I obviously could be wrong. Of course, the description was sensationalized, so there's some leeway in what fits what here.

One video starts as a freestyle dance group doing a dance at a high school. While dancing they bring down more and more audience members to participate. As these members participate it gradually dawns on the viewer that the dancers are at a special ed school. The video supposedly ends with a lot of sped kids "dancing" on the gymnasium floor. This was supposedly made by the Puma Boys, which brings up a lot of results in google, but none of this particular incident.

The other is a very NSFW video of a girl getting eaten out by a guy on a "beautiful wood office desk." It ends with the girl blasting a cottage cheese-consistency mess out of her vag due to some sort of (yeast?) infection. Supposedly one of the most disturbing things she's ever seen.

I have more, but those two are the biggies on my holiday wishlist. Thanks goons.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
About a year or two ago, there was this news story about some violent anti-emo public disturbance in Russia. I'm not too sure what the entire story was, but it involved emos and some other groups in a public square or somethiung and it turned ugly pretty fast. There was this one picture that had a group of 6-7 emos all huddled together looking absolutely petrified while riot police (or rioters) is closing in. That one picture is what I'm looking for, I'm pretty sure it exists though it was a while ago.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:

About a year or two ago, there was this news story about some violent anti-emo public disturbance in Russia. I'm not too sure what the entire story was, but it involved emos and some other groups in a public square or somethiung and it turned ugly pretty fast. There was this one picture that had a group of 6-7 emos all huddled together looking absolutely petrified while riot police (or rioters) is closing in. That one picture is what I'm looking for, I'm pretty sure it exists though it was a while ago.

I remember the news story. It was because Russia made being Emo illegal or some such nonsense, the Emos all protested, and the cops came in and things went from there.

TheSleeper
Feb 20, 2003
There's a video somewhere of Parliament/Funkadelic playing live. Before(and as) George Clinton comes out they're playing some Zappa song. I know I saw this video, but I can't for the life of me find it now.

I think it was on google video, but I'm not sure.

orange crayon
Feb 22, 2007

Stupid
Long ago on YTMND there was a page that featured a (homeless?) black man talking about the "Eddie Murphy song" in a kind of slurred voice.

If someone knows where that is I'd be grateful because I've been trying to find it for a while.

slightpirate
Dec 26, 2006
i am the dance commander

m2pt5 posted:

The Dark Room?

This is it! Thanks a ton :)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A couple youtube threads ago, someone posted this white college kid playing a Dock Boggs song on Banjo and singing with a crazy deep voice. I can't remember what it's called and searching for dock boggs on youtube brings up a lot of videos that aren't what I'm looking for.

MasturbatoryMeme
Aug 23, 2008

Micromancer posted:

Two porn requests, one should be easy-ish - the other nighimpossible.


1: This is a video. Two guys, one girl. Girl is riding one dude while the other is in her rear end. She dismounts and ducks to the left and the guy laying down is horrified to get covered in jizz by the not-in-an-rear end anymore dude. I think there was a slow-motion "NOOOOOOOOOO", but that might have been imagined.

2: This is NOT a video. The video of cheetah-dudes loving isn't the same people and no where near as funny. 2002 or 2003 in FYAD, there was a series of pictures featuring a couple of young guys painted up like cheetahs going at it. It was exceptionally gay, and while I found it hilarious, it seriously disturbed a buddy of mine. I'd like to find the entire series so I can freak him out again. The most prominent image was called what.jpg and was smug rear end guy both hands on his partner's head looking at the camera like we should all be jealous. These guys were featured as a FYAD flag at least once.

I found one picture from #2:
:nws:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Wow.jpg
:nws:

I would like any taoc teh wodener dog mp3s.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

MasturbatoryMeme posted:

I would like any taoc teh wodener dog mp3s.

Here you go:









MasturbatoryMeme
Aug 23, 2008

modeski posted:

Here you go:










Why, thank you.

Renwick Customer
Aug 19, 2008
Grimey Drawer
I don't know how old it is, but there once was a thread in which someone posted a lot in it. Now this person had a picture released which was of his face pulling a stupid pose.

The thread suddendly had a mod change almost all of his posts to this picture of his face, with him even posting 'wtf is going on' or something to that effect.

Could someone who knows please post it? I thought it was funny as hell but can't really remember any of it. Thanks

Hustle Dozens
Jan 12, 2006

DATS A GOOD GUITAR
I got a request that will probably be impossible to find.

There was this little utility program for people who used RPG Maker 2000 or 2003 that would take MP3 files, and basically create link MIDI files that would end up playing the actual MP3s in the game, instead of just MIDI files for music.

I've always wondered where it went and if its still around.

emelianenko
Mar 17, 2006

the best nipple
While thinking of the dragonmaster mp3 I remembered a thread a LONG time ago before I even registered that I hope actually existed.

It was a pretty large thread about who had the dirtest/messiest room. It was a very amazing thread and I recall one picture that looked like the guy lived in a dirt cave with exposed wiring everywhere.

I would love to find that thread again, if anyone even remembers. I think it was named "Most untidy room" or some poo poo like that.

Someone needs to make that poo poo again.

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

emelianenko posted:

While thinking of the dragonmaster mp3 I remembered a thread a LONG time ago before I even registered that I hope actually existed.

It was a pretty large thread about who had the dirtest/messiest room. It was a very amazing thread and I recall one picture that looked like the guy lived in a dirt cave with exposed wiring everywhere.

I would love to find that thread again, if anyone even remembers. I think it was named "Most untidy room" or some poo poo like that.

Someone needs to make that poo poo again.

There's a couple of the pictures here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2966262&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5

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emelianenko
Mar 17, 2006

the best nipple

How did I miss that? Thanks... I love pictures like that. It's so loving hilarious to see filth accumulate that much.

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