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Manos del Sino
Apr 12, 2004

Original Pony
Soiled Meat

DivisionPost posted:

I'm supposed to say something, right?

Because if I don't say something, if I just post an article without contributing an opinion or something, I can get probated, right?

That really only applies when creating a whole new post. As a reply within a thread, it's perfectly acceptable to report relevant news.

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Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
Buffy without Joss Whedon even attached. wow.

scarymonkey
Jul 15, 2003

by angerbeet
This is like when that one studio had the Bond license and made the original Casino Royale film as a comedy. I'm predicting if they go forward this it will be equally as faithful to the original series.

Alexandr
Jan 27, 2001

by Tiny Fistpump
Ugh. The one person in Hollywood who COULD execute a reboot of a successful franchise with a huge budget, awesome special effects, and the ability to force people who hadn't previously considered the series into considering going back and watching it, and they're excluding him from the process. Smart.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005
fired up the Facebook protest - Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Boycott The Remake

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
I suspect that, in reality, Fran and Kaz, who seem to have been banking Buffy money for years want to give the public a kick in the rear end and get them buying more Buffy stuff.

Going and talking to an exec about it helps raise the profile of the show and the blood pressure of the easily-trolled.

AnimeJune
Dec 3, 2007

"We're dead. Bartowski's got a gun."

Alexandr posted:

Ugh. The one person in Hollywood who COULD execute a reboot of a successful franchise with a huge budget, awesome special effects, and the ability to force people who hadn't previously considered the series into considering going back and watching it, and they're excluding him from the process. Smart.
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Starring Brittany Snow!"

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Starring Heidi Whatsherface from the Hills"

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Starring Kristin Bell--" Wait, I might actually watch that one.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
wow, really? I'd hate to be one of those grognards who dismiss this kind of thing out of hand; in theory a Buffy reboot or "Buffy: The Next Generation" movie or series doesn't have to be a bad idea. But not now, and not without Whedon's involvement or at the very least his approval. Try again in ten or fifteen years.

Psimitry
Jun 3, 2003

Hostile negotiations since 1978
A movie staring Kristen Bell is something I'd definitely be interested in. But I think the major issue with this concept entirely is that Buffy works as a show. Despite the fact that the studio went nuts altering the script and direction, I don't think Buffy works as a movie at ALL. Much in the same way that as much as I liked Serenity, the Firefly universe didn't really work for virgins to the series in the movie, and the show didn't really work all that well as a movie either.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
After watching S. Darko, I really can't be surprised anymore when I hear about things that should never happen getting the green light.

Granted, this doesn't have the green light yet.

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

Gordon Shumway posted:

Joss Whedon does not allow couples to be happy unless they are or have become secondary characters (like Riley and Mrs. Riley). Simon and Kaylee are the exception that proves the rule.

Simon and Kaylee aren't even an exception. They've been a couple for about thirty seconds of screentime in Serenity. Even Wesley and Fred's Shortest Tragic Relationship Ever lasted longer than that.

If there was ever going to be a Serenity 2, River would blast Kaylee out of an airlock and Simon would choke to death on a fig or something.

Soylentbits
Apr 2, 2007

im worried that theyre setting her up to be jotaros future wife or something.

A Big Dark Yak posted:

Simon and Kaylee aren't even an exception. They've been a couple for about thirty seconds of screentime in Serenity. Even Wesley and Fred's Shortest Tragic Relationship Ever lasted longer than that.

If there was ever going to be a Serenity 2, River would blast Kaylee out of an airlock and Simon would choke to death on a fig or something.

I would hope it's Simon. Dude had excellent near death scenes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tupping Liberty posted:

Buffy without Joss Whedon even attached. wow.

Tis blasphemy!!!


But, IF Joss were to be involved, I'm 101% on board. I'd recommend they go with a completely different Slayer in a completely different time frame. Set it in Revolutionary France. Wherever. Add a foxy new kick rear end Slayer, a scary villain, some good sets and effects, and a bouncy, funny action script, and I think it might make a 100 mil in box office, and then DVD's. Maybe.

This way, the reboot is a clear launch of a mythology, not just Buffy. If it's successful, you've then opened all kinds of doors for more movies, books, tv shows, whatever.

All that said, I find this highly unlikely to happen.

tripwires
Oct 21, 2005

by The Finn

Gordon Shumway posted:

Joss Whedon does not allow couples to be happy unless they are or have become secondary characters (like Riley and Mrs. Riley). Simon and Kaylee are the exception that proves the rule.

Can someone tell me why he dose this. I just got into buffy / Angel and the way they deal with sex / relation ships is quite odd. Buffy and Angel have sex and Angel goes bad. Cordelia has sex and she gets pregnant from a demon. Angel has sex and he gets a kid, wtf is up with Joss and sex?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
He's a pudgy nerdy guy, you figure it out.

Psimitry
Jun 3, 2003

Hostile negotiations since 1978

tripwires posted:

Can someone tell me why he dose this.

Though Joss is a very talented writer (for the most part), he has a really nasty problem with what I call "betcha" moments. He'll get a bit complacent with characters and pull one of those deaths as a "BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!" moment in order to shock the audience into paying attention again.

What I don't think he gets is that over time, that poo poo gets old.

tripwires
Oct 21, 2005

by The Finn
I really hope Angel and Cordelia get together, but I doubt it. I am only on season 3 so im not sure if it happens. I Just finished the episode in season 3 were they go to the ballet, and Joss pointed out in the directors commentary that summer glau was the hot ballet dancer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

tripwires posted:

Can someone tell me why he dose this.

I can fanwank this:

He's contrarian in many of his themes and techniques. He "subverts the paradigm" of typical TV show conventions, often. It's what made Buffy, Angel, and Firefly so great.

And, basically, relationships in most tv shows are unrealistic, towards the positive. Life is a tragedy, and if everyone else is saying something else, why not tell it like it is?

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007
I remember Whedon at one point admitting that he doesn't know how to write happy people, but he's good at writing unhappy people.

So as soon as two unhappy people meet up and become happy, something must intervene to make them two unhappy people, like Xander and Anya, or one half of the happy couple must die to make the surviving member of the happy couple really pissed, like with Tara and Willow.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

thrakkorzog posted:

I remember Whedon at one point admitting that he doesn't know how to write happy people, but he's good at writing unhappy people.

So as soon as two unhappy people meet up and become happy, something must intervene to make them two unhappy people, like Xander and Anya, or one half of the happy couple must die to make the surviving member of the happy couple really pissed, like with Tara and Willow.

Well, Xander/Anya and Willow/Tara both lasted for a couple of years before ending in misery, and were generally happy in their relationships.

I guess I'd dislike his reliance on the sudden and tragic break-up more if he wasn't so good at writing it. The only example I can think of where it came off as unnatural and weak was the Xander/Anya split.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I enjoy it enormously. There's tons of other tv shows, movies, books, etc, where you can find "happy couple lives happily happily ever after".

But with Joss, by now, you should know what you're gonna get. So much so that you wait for it to happen. Which will make it excellent when one couple finally escapes the doom.

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

Psimitry posted:

A movie staring Kristen Bell is something I'd definitely be interested in. But I think the major issue with this concept entirely is that Buffy works as a show. Despite the fact that the studio went nuts altering the script and direction, I don't think Buffy works as a movie at ALL. Much in the same way that as much as I liked Serenity, the Firefly universe didn't really work for virgins to the series in the movie, and the show didn't really work all that well as a movie either.

Just as a note, I know a bunch of people that saw Serenity and liked it enough to watch Firefly.

It seems to me that most people that didn't like the movie or thought it was mediocre saw the show first.

Psimitry
Jun 3, 2003

Hostile negotiations since 1978

Superrodan posted:

Just as a note, I know a bunch of people that saw Serenity and liked it enough to watch Firefly.

It seems to me that most people that didn't like the movie or thought it was mediocre saw the show first.

Actually, I saw the show first and LOVED the movie. But in my opinion, it only worked as a movie because I had the knowledge of what came before it. I know that there are some people that have been introduced to the show through the movie (one of my closest friends among them), but I personally don't think that the movie stands on its own very well at all.

Minimaul
Mar 8, 2003

I finished Buffy a couple weeks ago and now I'm about half-way through season 3 of Angel. I spent pretty much the whole weekend watching Angel. I'm going to be sad when it ends but I plan on going through both Buffy and Angel again. Now that I've seen it once and have gotten past the excitement of watching something new I can pay more attention to what happens and maybe actually remember it. heh.

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

Minimaul posted:

I finished Buffy a couple weeks ago and now I'm about half-way through season 3 of Angel. I spent pretty much the whole weekend watching Angel. I'm going to be sad when it ends but I plan on going through both Buffy and Angel again. Now that I've seen it once and have gotten past the excitement of watching something new I can pay more attention to what happens and maybe actually remember it. heh.

I wish to issue an apology in advance, for season 4 of Angel. It starts off cool, but very quickly moves into "This is really really bad" territory. It gets better, just soldier on through.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
In counterpoint, I :love: Season 4 of Angel.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Aatrek posted:

In counterpoint, I :love: Season 4 of Angel.

Me too. poo poo we got badass Wesley out of it, why is there so much hate?

Bunnita
Jun 12, 2002

Was it everything you thought it would be?

Rhyno posted:

Me too. poo poo we got badass Wesley out of it, why is there so much hate?

It had some lows, we got badass Wesley but we also got Connor/Cordy that was beyond awful. We got (end of season spoiler) Connor punching Jasmine through the head, completely through the head but we also got Connor/Cordy.

I don't think I've ever been more annoyed at a situation where an actress gets pregnant and the storyline has to change because of it than Season 4 of Angel.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Superrodan posted:

I wish to issue an apology in advance, for season 4 of Angel. It starts off cool, but very quickly moves into "This is really really bad" territory. It gets better, just soldier on through.

Well, I think Season 4 is the best season of Angel, and anyone who doesn't like it simply doesn't get it. There!

Gordon Shumway
Jan 21, 2008

Bunnita posted:

I don't think I've ever been more annoyed at a situation where an actress gets pregnant and the storyline has to change because of it than Season 4 of Angel.

I thought Joss had said that it was always going to go in that direction, they just sped things up because she got pregnant.

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

LET'S GET TO THE TOP!

Gordon Shumway posted:

I thought Joss had said that it was always going to go in that direction, they just sped things up because she got pregnant.

The way I heard it Jasmine was meant to be a Buffy villain, and Angel was meant to get The First.

Gordon Shumway
Jan 21, 2008

Kojiro posted:

The way I heard it Jasmine was meant to be a Buffy villain, and Angel was meant to get The First.

I guess that makes more sense given "Amends."

Gassire
Dec 30, 2004

"They're people. Deeply flawed, yes, but deeply human too. And maybe that's saying the same thing."

Kojiro posted:

The way I heard it Jasmine was meant to be a Buffy villain, and Angel was meant to get The First.

Yeah, Buffy was still going to get Caleb though. The whole point was to the put the two of them together again.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kojiro posted:

The way I heard it Jasmine was meant to be a Buffy villain, and Angel was meant to get The First.

I never heard this before, and it's rockin my world. This would make The First either a fallen Power That Be, or an Imposter? I could see the general plot being roughly the same -- powerful incorporeal being wants a form in order to destroy everyone.

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

Kojiro posted:

The way I heard it Jasmine was meant to be a Buffy villain, and Angel was meant to get The First.

That makes SO much more sense than what we got.

Caleb as a priest worshiping Jasmine would have been excellent. And the whole "You and I are going to merge to give me badass power" would have made a lot more sense with two corporeal enemies... merging.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
On the brighter side of Buffy movie news--and yeah, I realize that this is just another one of the jillion "not dead yet" interviews--Anthony Stewart Head said that Ripper might still see the light of day someday.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Argue posted:

On the brighter side of Buffy movie news--and yeah, I realize that this is just another one of the jillion "not dead yet" interviews--Anthony Stewart Head said that Ripper might still see the light of day someday.

I would love this more than anything else Buffy related.

Tony Head is so awesome when he's playing darkside, to see Ripper come out and play would be such a god damned treat.

Carrot Wheel
May 6, 2007

time is like a circle which is endlessly described

Yesss. I was (still kinda am after reading the link) really worried about this going into development hell. But it would just be too awesome.

Carrot Wheel fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Jun 2, 2009

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Argue posted:

On the brighter side of Buffy movie news--and yeah, I realize that this is just another one of the jillion "not dead yet" interviews--Anthony Stewart Head said that Ripper might still see the light of day someday.

Head says that Ripper is still going to happen in every interview he gives.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
So, I've loved Firefly for a while now, and finally decided to bite the bullet and try a different Joss show. I bought seasons 1 and 2 of Buffy last night. Does this show take a while to get into, because I'm a few episodes into season one and it's pretty dull so far.

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