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Soxors posted:I think about a year or two ago I ran across this hilarious porno blooper. The setting is on top of some bed and, you guessed it, a guy is having sex with a girl. However, he can't keep it hard or can't orgasm or something, and the camera guy (presumably the director also) starts taunting him. The actor proceeds to go down the hall and into the bathroom or something, all the while listening to this guy just belittle him. As soon as he has had enough, the actor is like "Hey man, you know what?" and throws a knockout punch to the camera guy. I know what you're talking about, but I can't find it. You may want to try searching on Stile Project.
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genesplicer posted:I'm looking for a series of pictures. I think they were goon-made, but I'm not sure. I lost all but one when my drive crashed a few years back. This is the only one of the series I still have: Microwave did them, life after people, it was about bugs eating the drawings of the future. homerlaw fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Sep 7, 2009 |
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PoisonedV posted:I've been looking for a few days, but can't find it (which is why I'm here) It's not very old, I just saw it a year or two ago at most, it was some web video or series of people in an office, and they had a special episode (maybe it was a christmas or halloween special?) where their office was attacked by zombies. I don't know much else about the shower, other than that zombie episode and that it was set in an office type building. Man in the Box? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXg1FC-Bqx8 shieldforyoureyes fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 7, 2009 |
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Urban Wizard posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXFSSByxkOU YES! THAT'S THE ONE! Thank you, goon sir, you are fantastic. 
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Cheese Bread posted:YES! THAT'S THE ONE! You're most welcome! Hopefully someone can answer my requests soon too.
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homerlaw posted:Microwave did them, life after people, it was about bugs eating the drawings of the future. Thank you! any ideas where to find them?
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Urban Wizard posted:This is more of an old game than an old internet thing, but what the hell. There was a game I played when I was little that I absolutely can't remember the name of, but I can remember most of the things you could do in it. There was a section where you had to guess what to put on a patient, and the doctor was always saying "put a bandage on it" or something. There was also a cafeteria type game where you had to assemble the correct order for a drive-through or something. And there was a cruise ship, and there was a house that you had to fix. It's extremely vague, but I reaaaally wish I could remember this game. forehead shavecut
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Prince Reggie K posted:forehead shavecut Ugh, thank you. That's the one. Now just for those two games.
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I am looking for an old, 3d indie platform game. I remember downloading it for free somewhere on the internet. I remember playing this game a few years ago: you controlled a small, white, alien looking dude (I think he had an antenna on his head?), you could move around in a 3d environment and you had a jump button. You could hold down the jump button and you'd just keep jumping forever, jumping back up every time you hit the ground. There were 5 or 6 levels, and the goal of the game was to jump from one small square-shaped platform to the next, never stopping, thus building up a combo while never falling off. There was a "forest" level, a "dark" level, a white level where you just went straight down, an orange level where you went up and down, and sometimes platforms would turn red and those red platforms would kill you. It had some really really cool music, too - each level had its own music. Has anyone ever played this?
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I apologize if this has already been posted in this thread, as it's one of those things that always crops up when these threads do. But did anyone save Invention Pioneers of Note before it disappeared? It was made by the guy that did 'How to Kill a Mockingbird' and I remember it fondly.
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Cabbagepots posted:I want to see the old Newgrounds Assassin page with the thumping techno on it. Pico? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310349
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Apologies if this has already been posted but I saw a really stupid video on youtube a while ago which basically consisted of three or four black guys dry humping stuff (furniture, the wall, thin air etc.) in rhythm with some music. I think I've seen a .gif of a part of the video on these forums somewhere but I can't remember what the video was called, can anybody help?
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PeenCommander posted:Apologies if this has already been posted but I saw a really stupid video on youtube a while ago which basically consisted of three or four black guys dry humping stuff (furniture, the wall, thin air etc.) in rhythm with some music. I think I've seen a .gif of a part of the video on these forums somewhere but I can't remember what the video was called, can anybody help? Pretty Ricky - Late Night Special http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
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I'm looking for the old Terrible Erotica thread, where recordings were made of a story that started with "Sees you across the room..." in a Grouch-like and an Ash Ketchum voice, among others.
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I've been looking for Commander Keen 2000, an old Click 'n' Play made Commander Keen game. I used to love it, and though I am fairly sure it wasn't a very good game, I want it back.
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SirSamVimes posted:I've been looking for Commander Keen 2000, an old Click 'n' Play made Commander Keen game. I used to love it, and though I am fairly sure it wasn't a very good game, I want it back. Try dosclassics.com
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SirSamVimes posted:I've been looking for Commander Keen 2000, an old Click 'n' Play made Commander Keen game. I used to love it, and though I am fairly sure it wasn't a very good game, I want it back. You know what I'm going to try my luck here. About 10-15 years ago I got a CD-ROM from my parents with 501 (or 401 I don't remember) games on it , most of them shareware or demos , others cheap freeware. But one of those games was awesome. I believe the title was "Man Dogs" or something similar. It was basically you (and if you wanted a second player in splitscreen) running around a 2d labyrinth killing dudes shooting at you. Well some day the cd broke and I have never been able to play this game again. I think at this point I would be satisfied with a clone, or if this game was a clone with the original but I want to play this game very badly. Any ideas?
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Wow, look what I found. Anybody remember this? http://www.andrews.edu/~fraizer/war2.cgi Does anyone know if there's an archived version of it of before he went to work for Blizzard?
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I'm looking for a video of a baby falling down the side of a skyscraper that I originally saw in around 1996 or so. Could have been for a TV commercial. The baby was happy and the vid was shot from the third person from a few angles.
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Can someone please help me find the Batman/Mel Gibson rape face with beard 'shop?
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There was a thread here long ago about a "dream generator" or something of the sort. It was a program that took any keywords you gave it and put it into a Gooogle Image Search, then made a sort of abstract amalgamation of the various images into a single "painting" of sorts. Like if you put in the keyword "burned", you might get something like this:  I stumbled onto that image using the random waffleimage generator, and remembered what it was. (Speaking of which, the waffleimage generator is itself pretty cool.)
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What's the name of the kind of sound clip that makes you feel like stuff is happening all around you? There was an SA thread about it at some point, and I remember one of them made it feel like you were in a barbershop and the way that the sound was balanced, it made you feel like you were actually getting your hair cut and that the sounds were coming from specific parts of the room you're in. Hopefully this hasn't already been posted.
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Inspector Science posted:What's the name of the kind of sound clip that makes you feel like stuff is happening all around you? you can search for binaural recording, and that will most likely pull up some things, including the barbershop one.
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Inspector Science posted:What's the name of the kind of sound clip that makes you feel like stuff is happening all around you?
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Many months ago we had an SA thread where we were supposed to ruin the climatic part of movies. The OP used a series of pictures from Return of the Jedi where Luke takes of Vader's mask and there was something stupid underneath it. Goons being goons, very little originality took place and there were about 1000 submissions of the same vader mask progression only with different people/things/gary buseys underneath. I tried to find this thread but I'm afraid it might have been lost to time. Anyone know where it might still be festering?
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I'm looking for a story someone posted on the forums a long time ago. A goon may have written it? It had a woman who was like, a slave. And her owner put a feeding tube and a colostomy bag in her, put her in a box, and than covered her in cement and kept her alive in that state. It was so creepy and weird, and I haven't ever been able to find it again. 
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Rabbit Ambulance posted:I'm looking for a story someone posted on the forums a long time ago. A goon may have written it? It had a woman who was like, a slave. And her owner put a feeding tube and a colostomy bag in her, put her in a box, and than covered her in cement and kept her alive in that state. It was so creepy and weird, and I haven't ever been able to find it again. I'm almost certain it was called "The Box" if that's any help. edit: here it is, you sick gently caress davebees fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Oct 20, 2009 |
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Now I don't read FYAD, but I noticed this link on the front page: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3211271&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Geocities is almost extinct. This was a treasure trove of the junkiest old junk on the internet. 1990's home pages and such. Only a few days left to scope it out (sigh). I think Angelfire and Tripod are long gone, and now this.
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Phyzzle posted:I think Angelfire and Tripod are long gone, and now this. My Angelfire page that I haven't touched in 10 years is still up.
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Does anyone know the artist for the original painting of the last photoshop of this set. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/modern-girl.php?page=6
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Phyzzle posted:There was a thread here long ago about a "dream generator" or something of the sort. It was a program that took any keywords you gave it and put it into a Gooogle Image Search, then made a sort of abstract amalgamation of the various images into a single "painting" of sorts. But wait, what was it actually? I'd really, really like to know, that's badass.
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A few years ago, in one of those 'post a funny video' threads, someone posted a video about 3 or 4 drag queens cooking vegetable soup. Well one was a woman, the others were dressed in old lady-ish drag, and I think the main character was Mavis, Maude, something like that. I think the title was 'Cooking With ______', and it was pretty funny, one of the drag queens made a joke about the spice Cumin, and they just threw in any old ingredient and boiled it up. I tried Google it only shows other drag queen cooking shows.  Thanks in advance to anyone who posts the video.
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Maybe a year or so ago there was a thread about terrible amateur musicians who had posted their music on the internet. One of them was a teenage girl-- I can't remember much about her other than she had her own website, looked kind of like a young Britney Spears with huge hair, and had an odd name that started with J or K. Anyway, all of her music was terrible, but there was this one song called "Mean Girls" that took the cake. I'm at a loss to describe how amazingly horrible and unintentionally hilarious this song was. I must have laughed for ten minutes the first time I heard it. I want to share this monstrosity with others, but I've never been able to find her website since. Sola Gratia fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Oct 25, 2009 |
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There was a site which I think was japanese, and had a black-and-white theme to it. It had a menu that was like a tentacular tree thing with little nodules that you could click on. I remember one loading sequence that had something like a guy spinning on a turntable while speakers boomed. There were some robots involved on the main part of the site; I think you could buy models of them or something. I think it was mostly Flash, but it had some really impressive 3d-looking stuff going on. It had some animations that you could watch, I think... sorry if this is too vague... I think last time I saw it was late 90s, maybe early 2000s.
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bratchny posted:A few years ago, in one of those 'post a funny video' threads, someone posted a video about 3 or 4 drag queens cooking vegetable soup. Well one was a woman, the others were dressed in old lady-ish drag, and I think the main character was Mavis, Maude, something like that. I think the title was 'Cooking With ______', and it was pretty funny, one of the drag queens made a joke about the spice Cumin, and they just threw in any old ingredient and boiled it up. I tried Google it only shows other drag queen cooking shows. Cooking with Madge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GAsTGXG2mc
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I'm looking for some old porn video where, right before the dude comes, he shouts "ITS OVER!" in an eastern european accent. Should be really obvious to those who have seen it.
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Sereri posted:You know what I'm going to try my luck here. About 10-15 years ago I got a CD-ROM from my parents with 501 (or 401 I don't remember) games on it , most of them shareware or demos , others cheap freeware. But one of those games was awesome. I believe the title was "Man Dogs" or something similar. It was basically you (and if you wanted a second player in splitscreen) running around a 2d labyrinth killing dudes shooting at you. Well some day the cd broke and I have never been able to play this game again. I think at this point I would be satisfied with a clone, or if this game was a clone with the original but I want to play this game very badly. Any ideas?
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About two years ago while searching for a new rpg to play I stumbled across a thread where someone linked me to a .exe. Its an entirely passive "game" where you gain XP as long as its running, your character automatically upgrades, gets items, goes on quests and does all of this for you in text form. I loved the amusing names and silly quests my characters would go on and I'd like to leave it running in the background again. I've tried searching for "X rpg" where X has been 'random' 'stupid' 'silly' 'idle' but no dice thus far. The missing word for my search or a link to the site or where i can download an old version would be most appreciated. Thanks goons!
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l0ki posted:About two years ago while searching for a new rpg to play I stumbled across a thread where someone linked me to a .exe. Its an entirely passive "game" where you gain XP as long as its running, your character automatically upgrades, gets items, goes on quests and does all of this for you in text form. I loved the amusing names and silly quests my characters would go on and I'd like to leave it running in the background again. Progress Quest?
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Coxswain Balls posted:Progress Quest? YES  Thank you so incredibly much!!
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