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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


This must be what it was like to watch Michael Jackson or Madonna do their wild and awesome poo poo during their prime.

I feel like I'm watching a comet.

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TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
"Let's Make a Sandwhich" is the funniest thing I've seen in a music video ever.

F.F. Woodycooks
Jul 24, 2006

The editing was amazing. I wish I knew how to make GIFs from videos because there were some awesome moments in that video. My favorite is when she is being released from prison and does the OK hand gesture and smile then does the little dance as she walks out of the room.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

"Let's Make a Sandwhich" is the funniest thing I've seen in a music video ever.



Wish I could download the video to grab some high-res shots :(

Look Under The Rock
Oct 20, 2007

you can't take the sky from me
If I had five bucks right now that would be my avatar so loving fast

F.F. Woodycooks
Jul 24, 2006

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
That was a fun and cool video.

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



The whole prison scene reminded me of Michael Jackson in Bad, which is a great thing. She was definitely paying an homage to him there. She looked so loving awesome. When I watched it the first time, I was a little overwhelmed to the point I felt underwhelmed with the whole thing, then I watched it again.....and again....and every time I pick up new details that make me go holy poo poo.

It's high res on youtube now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY


loving awesome. The choreography is AMAZING.

ToxicWind
May 23, 2006

Impossible! There is no intelligent life form capable of escaping the labyrinth of the multiverse!

That was loving awesome, its weird how many people don't like it.


BEYONCE loving FED GAGA A HONEY BUN WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE WANT MORE THAN THAT.


:nws: i guess https://wi.somethingawful.com/83/83ddf91f3d77da03d82b87a300ec96ee8337bafb.png

edit: thread needs gifs


ugh id upload more but waffleimages has a limit on filesize

ToxicWind fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Mar 12, 2010

Crowbear
Jun 17, 2009

You freak me out, man!
That was one of the best music videos I have ever seen. I... I just... I'm so blown away.

I wonder if it will be a song from Fame Monster or one off her next album that's the sequel to the video.

F.F. Woodycooks
Jul 24, 2006

Crowbear posted:

That was one of the best music videos I have ever seen. I... I just... I'm so blown away.

I wonder if it will be a song from Fame Monster or one off her next album that's the sequel to the video.

Well the thing that made me curious about the "to be continued" was that Gaga said on Jonathon Ross that she has no plans to do any more duets for now so I wonder if the next part will be without Beyonce.

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



F.F. Woodycooks posted:

Well the thing that made me curious about the "to be continued" was that Gaga said on Jonathon Ross that she has no plans to do any more duets for now so I wonder if the next part will be without Beyonce.

Probably. Besides, Beyonce looked amazing in the video but she was probably the weakest part of it.


Cigarette sunglasses. I MEAN REALLY.

Firequirks
Apr 15, 2007


Loved it. I need some more time to absorb it all. Echoing the comments that her dancing is way better and the editing is great. And I also kind of wish there was a different way to not have the song interrupted all the time, but this complaint is minor.

I couldn't find anything in the TV listings for E! showing in Canada so I waited for it on youtube. Then I found that E! has a little clip of Gaga talking about the video, which I assume was shown on TV. Watch it for Gaga's hilarious impression of Tarantino: Lady Gaga on "Telephone" and Its Hidden Meaning

quaunaut
Sep 15, 2007

WHOOSH
At first, I kinda felt like... it's less than my favorite, but I definitely liked it.

I think I'll like it the more I watch it. Lord knows you need to, to see it all.

Worth the wait.

Zoph
Sep 12, 2005

The more I think about this video the more I love it. 9 and a half minutes of distilled hilarious.

There's a pretty obvious jab at Americana too. Tons of obvious and blatant product placement, poisonous/lovely/greasy diner food and dancing around in American flag bikinis. God Bless America :911:

ArmoredBlue
Jul 1, 2007

Furthering the gay Mexican agenda.

Crowbear posted:

That was one of the best music videos I have ever seen. I... I just... I'm so blown away.

I wonder if it will be a song from Fame Monster or one off her next album that's the sequel to the video.

Her next confirmed single is Alejandro, and while I wouldn't be surprised if the "To Be Continued..." is not genuine, I'd like to think they flee to Mexico and meet up with some Mexican guys with names that end in the letter "o".

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



The funniest thing to me is watching people freak out about product placement in a loving lady gaga video.

Did they not watch paparazzi where she flashed giant DIOR rings, where she wore pretty much every famous designers clothing, flashed chanel, D&G, on and on....


or bad romance and a giant segment of her in alexander mcqueen?

I think the only reason people care now is because it's with brands people actually know about or identify with which is hilarious because it's obviously done on purpose and having miracle whip product placement in a music video is amazing.

inaniloquent
Apr 7, 2007

Je suis génie.
Yes, the product placement could not have been a deliberate statement. She's all about the $$$.

loving amazing video. We need more gifs, please and thank you.

ToxicWind
May 23, 2006

Impossible! There is no intelligent life form capable of escaping the labyrinth of the multiverse!

I can't stop watching this video, seriously.

Is this her sister?


inaniloquent posted:

Yes, the product placement could not have been a deliberate statement. She's all about the $$$.

loving amazing video. We need more gifs, please and thank you.
More gifs stolen from lj, tinypic due to to big for waffle:


http://i40.tinypic.com/2jev41l.gif
http://i40.tinypic.com/wch69t.gif
http://i41.tinypic.com/20j1nqd.gif
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http://i40.tinypic.com/j8h53l.gif
http://i43.tinypic.com/s6kfug.gif
http://i44.tinypic.com/ka1eft.gif
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http://i43.tinypic.com/ev1aq8.gif
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http://i40.tinypic.com/o8cpyc.gif
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http://i44.tinypic.com/ir7x5g.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/zkoi15.gif
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http://i43.tinypic.com/sc9mzb.gif

ToxicWind fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Mar 12, 2010

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Gaga keeps talking about how much of her own money she pours into her videos, wardrobe and concert designs. I mean, midway through her current tour, she ditched everything and started from scratch. And now we have a fish monster. I'll gladly take the mass product placement if they helped her make the video what it is.

You can see it as her selling out on her art or you can see it as her selling out in order to achieve her art.

Sgt Karate Chop
Feb 28, 2008

Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
Goddamn great vid, although I still liked Bad Romance better. It had more of that glam sci-fi feel that drew me to her in the first place, plus I thought the dancing was a lot more interesting. However I loved the narrative of this one, and he taped up boobies.

e: also the dude talkin into bread like a phone.

ArmoredBlue
Jul 1, 2007

Furthering the gay Mexican agenda.

Sgt Karate Chop posted:

e: also the dude talkin into bread like a phone.

Right when that part starts there's a guy in front of her that's listening to a head of lettuce and it's funny every time I see it.

e: This one: http://i43.tinypic.com/1gizr.gif

quote:

Is this her sister?

While I don't have a solid source, LJ tells me it is. Looks just like her!

Also, the Virgin Mobile ad placement makes sense, because earlier they had a deal where if you volunteered at a homeless shelter you'd get free VIP tickets to her show.

snail goat
Dec 12, 2006

you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
Edit, nm I'm a big girl and I can get it myself. New avatar still incoming.

snail goat fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Mar 12, 2010

emoticon
May 8, 2007
;)

Sgt Karate Chop posted:

Goddamn great vid, although I still liked Bad Romance better. It had more of that glam sci-fi feel that drew me to her in the first place, plus I thought the dancing was a lot more interesting. However I loved the narrative of this one, and he taped up boobies.

e: also the dude talkin into bread like a phone.

This one definitely has more of a Tarantino/crime movie feel too it. It's still pretty fun (and funny) though.

e: And how could you not love that she murders an entire diner full of people before immediately jumping into a dance routine with all the corpses still there?

emoticon fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Mar 12, 2010

ToxicWind
May 23, 2006

Impossible! There is no intelligent life form capable of escaping the labyrinth of the multiverse!

Waddley Hasselhoff posted:

Can someone get me a high-res(ish) picture of Gaga biting into the Sandwich, pretty please? New avatar incoming.

Here's some 1080p screens:
http://i40.tinypic.com/29m61wl.png
http://i40.tinypic.com/2af0okl.png
http://i43.tinypic.com/neyg54.png
http://i42.tinypic.com/am2o3s.png
http://i44.tinypic.com/20adnya.png
Didn't know what images you wanted...

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I am light-headed and jittery ater watching that. Incredible.

I thought her sunglasses with the coke can hair was made of combs. Was dissapointed on second inspection.

snail goat
Dec 12, 2006

you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
Thanks ToxicWind!

Before I go through with it, my insecure self needs validation. What do y'all think?



(combining my two favorite people makes me giddy.)

snail goat fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Mar 12, 2010

emoticon
May 8, 2007
;)

Waddley Hasselhoff posted:

Before I go through with it, my insecure self needs validation. What do y'all think?



(combining my two favorite people makes me giddy.)

Too populist. You should change that to a picture of Sagan with the quote, "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." That'll really confuse people.

e: Oooh! Or Sagan with "I told you she didn't have a dick." Do that one.

emoticon fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Mar 12, 2010

Irilly Dunnoe
Jan 13, 2010

But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just short-circuits and rolls on her back.

Look Under The Rock posted:

I thought it was fantastic and I totally want the cigarette sunglasses.

Step One: Warm up hot glue gun.
Step Two: Light entire carton of cigarettes.
Step Three: Apply hot glue and burning cigarettes to sunglasses (extra credit will be awarded if you do so without singeing any fingers).
Step Four: Wear immediately. Cigarettes are prone to burning out within minutes.
Step Five: Take photos before aforementioned cigarettes burn out.

Congratulations, you have just succeeded in recreating a fashion icon that will likely injure you in its five minute lifespan.


In all seriousness, I concur, this video is positively brilliant. I particularly liked the rather clever quip about Lady Gaga not having a dick (though she certainly put that rumor to rest when she flashed her vag a few weeks ago), and what a terrible shame that apparently is. The obvious Tarantino references are a blast, but seriously... Gaga is loving untouchable when it comes to trolling the entertainment world. I can't wait to see what she comes out with next.


EDIT

ToxicWind posted:


Is this her sister?



I actually thought it was Gaga in a different set of hair and makeup, though it would just as easily make sense to have her sister in there.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I really hope Videophone isn't the sequel to this video :ohdear: that song is dreadful

Sgt Karate Chop
Feb 28, 2008

Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

emoticon posted:

Too populist. You should change that to a picture of Sagan with the quote, "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." That'll really confuse people.

listen to this poster

also I just noticed the last ingredient in Gaga's poison is 1 cup of Tiberium. Is that a real thing or is Lady Gaga making Command and Conquer jokes?

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



Sockser posted:

I really hope Videophone isn't the sequel to this video :ohdear: that song is dreadful

videophone already has a video, and it sucks about as much as the song :-p

Irilly Dunnoe
Jan 13, 2010

But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just short-circuits and rolls on her back.

Sockser posted:

I really hope Videophone isn't the sequel to this video :ohdear: that song is dreadful

God, that would be horrific. I certainly hope Telephone isn't intended to be a prequel to Video Phone. I much prefer the theory of Alejandro being the sequel to Telephone, but I'm not entirely sure how they intend work "Honey B" into the picture if she's not involved in the song itself, unless they're slated to work together again in the (not as soon as we'd like) future.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Sgt Karate Chop posted:

listen to this poster

also I just noticed the last ingredient in Gaga's poison is 1 cup of Tiberium. Is that a real thing or is Lady Gaga making Command and Conquer jokes?

All three of the non-rat poison ingredients are nerd references, apparently

ToxicWind
May 23, 2006

Impossible! There is no intelligent life form capable of escaping the labyrinth of the multiverse!

flatluigi posted:

All three of the non-rat poison ingredients are nerd references, apparently

http://i39.tinypic.com/5dmbtf.png They are indeed, loving weird.

Meta-cyanide - Dune http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_toxins#Fictional_poisons
Fex-M3 - Star Wars http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fex-M3
Tiberium - C&C http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberium

What the hell.

Action Man
Jan 31, 2007

ToxicWind posted:

http://i39.tinypic.com/5dmbtf.png They are indeed, loving weird.

Meta-cyanide - Dune http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_toxins#Fictional_poisons
Fex-M3 - Star Wars http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fex-M3
Tiberium - C&C http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberium

What the hell.

I was about to come post about this. Is she a secret nerd or something? What's going on? :iiam:

Sgt Karate Chop
Feb 28, 2008

Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

flatluigi posted:

All three of the non-rat poison ingredients are nerd references, apparently

HOLY loving poo poo

FEX-M3 was a nerve toxin used extensively by bounty hunters and members of the Assassin's Guild. Usually delivered as the coating on a poison dart, this toxin could kill a target silently in less than 10 seconds, by causing the brain to release its stored energy, thus boiling the target's brain. Boba Fett used darts laced with this substance on his knee pad dart launchers.

Meta-Cyanide: Fatal toxin contained within and delivered by the gom jabbar, a small needle. It is "The high-handed enemy; that specific poison needle tipped with meta-cyanide used by Bene Gesserit Proctors in the death-alternative test of human awareness."

I'm about to loving hyperventilate here. If they made a Mad Men reference this video would pretty much include every single thing that I love. I...am honestly speechless (heh)

edit: god drat, super beaten.

snail goat
Dec 12, 2006

you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

emoticon posted:

Too populist. You should change that to a picture of Sagan with the quote, "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." That'll really confuse people.

e: Oooh! Or Sagan with "I told you she didn't have a dick." Do that one.
Oh well, too late. I likes it, maybe I'll switch it up later.

I didn't like it as much as Bad Romance for the "oooh, symbolism" reason, but I do like the continuing storyline. I hope she keeps it up, a couple off-story videos and then one storyline video here and there.

Sprat Sandwich
Mar 20, 2009

HOLY poo poo WHAT A VIDEO!

Well, they could have 'Alejandro' as a continuation, maybe Beyonce gets killed when they crash the Pussywagon or something.

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




lol @ GBS making GBS threads it's pants about Gaga

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