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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
I think the problem is they dont want helping others on a macro scale. If it's personal it's warm and comforting and other nice images. A government agency projects images of shadowy figures orchestrating some malevolent purpose.

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Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

RagnarokAngel posted:

I think the problem is they dont want helping others on a macro scale. If it's personal it's warm and comforting and other nice images. A government agency projects images of shadowy figures orchestrating some malevolent purpose.

1) They don't want to be forced to give anything to people they think don't deserve it. They will persist in this attitude even while worshipping and quoting a man who explicitly commands them to help even the least deserving (and set them plenty of examples to follow in that regard).

2) They are selfish with their money and will only use it for immediate reward (taxes! :argh:). At least when they're directly helping their immediate neighbors, they get the warm fuzzy feelings you mentioned plus the bragging rights and status in the community to go with it. There's no immediate reward for paying taxes; understanding the benefits of paying taxes requires some degree of abstract and long-term thinking - not that this should be difficult, but apparently it is. (ie. If we don't properly fund mental health programs, the result will be an increase in homelessness and related issues that will end up costing us 3x as much. gently caress you Regan!)

3) They think "The Government" is an entity that exists almost solely to waste their money, because the free market can always do better. For example, the US Postal Service is somehow a model of inefficiency that could easily be replaced by profitable private enterprises (this is of course ignoring the fact that postal service is universal - including delivery to all sorts of rural places where mail delivery would never be "profitable" without a major price hike or added fees - and also ignoring the fact that profit is a terrible motive when it comes to necessary services [I would lump health care in here too]).

I don't think the government having an actively malevolent purpose was a fear of very many people until very recently (when it was taken over buy a guy from Kenya).

Gharbad the Weak
Feb 23, 2008

This too good for you.
I think what they mean is, essentially, government intervention encourages people to not take care of themselves, leading to irresponsible, immoral behavior. And since all these snowbound white people have been taking care of themselves, they learned to act maturely in the face of danger.

So, basically, they're blaming a lot of the bad consequences of Katrina on the victims. If only they hadn't relied so much on the government, they would've learned to swim!

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Samurai Goat posted:

I think what they mean is, essentially, government intervention encourages people to not take care of themselves, leading to irresponsible, immoral behavior. And since all these snowbound white people have been taking care of themselves, they learned to act maturely in the face of danger.

So, basically, they're blaming a lot of the bad consequences of Katrina on the victims. If only they hadn't relied so much on the government, they would've learned to swim!

This is true too. Also, white people don't loot!

It's not hard to help others when you yourself are still fairly secure. When all the snow in photos from that (fake) email melted, I doubt entire neighborhoods were faced with this:

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Real Americans would've just burned that wood in a giant bonfire while circling around it singing Lee Greenwood.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Samurai Goat posted:

I think what they mean is, essentially, government intervention encourages people to not take care of themselves, leading to irresponsible, immoral behavior. And since all these snowbound white people have been taking care of themselves, they learned to act maturely in the face of danger.

So, basically, they're blaming a lot of the bad consequences of Katrina on the victims. If only they hadn't relied so much on the government, they would've learned to swim!

Basically thats what I meant yeah. People want charity to be optional and voluntary with government out of it. The irony is that these people will never volunteer their time unless compelled to.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

This whole thing is moronic too because the FEMA did respond faster to the flooding and has sent a bunch of money already.

herbaceous backson
Mar 10, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

RagnarokAngel posted:

Basically thats what I meant yeah. People want charity to be optional and voluntary with government out of it. The irony is that these people will never volunteer their time unless compelled to.

I forgot to include it, but the email with the fake blizzard was titled:

JUST DO IT YOURSELF! -THE AMERICAN WAY!

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Choadmaster posted:

This is true too. Also, white people don't loot!

I still hate using this as an example of...well, anything, since it just picks two photo captions out of thousands taken during Katrina and both photographers think the verbs used were accurate. Obviously, it works as an easily digestible example of larger issues, but it always made me uncomfortable since it doesn't appear that anyone involved with the captioning or photography did anything wrong.

chesh
Apr 19, 2004

That was terrible.

OrangeKing posted:

I still hate using this as an example of...well, anything, since it just picks two photo captions out of thousands taken during Katrina and both photographers think the verbs used were accurate. Obviously, it works as an easily digestible example of larger issues, but it always made me uncomfortable since it doesn't appear that anyone involved with the captioning or photography did anything wrong.

"They're just so poor... and so black..."

I agree with you in principle, but a lot of nonchalant racism came out during Katrina.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

OrangeKing posted:

I still hate using this as an example of...well, anything, since it just picks two photo captions out of thousands taken during Katrina and both photographers think the verbs used were accurate. Obviously, it works as an easily digestible example of larger issues, but it always made me uncomfortable since it doesn't appear that anyone involved with the captioning or photography did anything wrong.

Your town is filled to the boobies with water, your house has been flushed with water all the way up through the attic, and you need supplies. I don't think it quite counts as looting when you walk off with a box of unsalable food items from a trashed and flooded grocery store (which was basically the argument of the photographer who used the word "finding"). Though I'll acknowledge the words may be technically accurate, merely because the people in the second picture waited for the goods to float out of the grocery store on their own before walking away with them.

In any case, I wouldn't argue there was no (true) looting at all. Just that much of it was people looking for food that would have been garbage anyway. You had the coastal areas of at least three states totally ravaged, with up to 16 loving feet of water washing through entire cities (not to mention the hurricane winds themselves). The people stuck there had literally nowhere to go, because everywhere was royally hosed. To compare this with a snowstorm where once the situation improves to the point where people can even go anywhere to get any hypothetical looting done the emergency is already over is just absurd.

ElectricMayhemBand
Mar 27, 2010

RagnarokAngel posted:

Basically thats what I meant yeah. People want charity to be optional and voluntary with government out of it.
There's something about this that's always confused me. People get tax credits for donating to charity, right? So if taxes were lower, wouldn't there be less incentive to donate to charities as an offset for taxes, in which case lower taxes=less charitable giving and charities are less able to meet the needs of the people?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

ElectricMayhemBand posted:

There's something about this that's always confused me. People get tax credits for donating to charity, right? So if taxes were lower, wouldn't there be less incentive to donate to charities as an offset for taxes, in which case lower taxes=less charitable giving and charities are less able to meet the needs of the people?

Well to be honest this is a crappy reason for high taxes because that's not why we have them. We could afford to lower them in a lot of places if the money was spent better (I know this sounds like a Republican talking point but I'm talking about cutting the bloated military, things like that). You could argue you could reach the same conclusion if people had to spend less on taxes and had a more disposable income.

But regardless they live in this sort of fantasy world where the charitable are like angels. Divine beings beyond our sort, worthy of reverence, but "normal folks" couldn't hope to do. The government FORCING people to do it is considered tyranny. Simply put they revere those that are willing to sacrifice their time or money but don't want to do it themselves. They assume theres always going to be someone willing to do it for free, just it's not gonna be them.

RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 07:00 on May 9, 2010

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Armyman25 posted:

We need to send this out to all the crazies:



And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post about how SOCIALISM is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
As true today as it was back on page six of this thread.

I don't blame you for missing/forgetting it, I'm just in somewhat-terrified awe that this megathread of copy-pasted idiocy has been going for 45 pages. :ohdear:

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

RagnarokAngel posted:

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/soapbox/snowfall.asp
No it did not. Wouldn't be surprised if those shots weren't from it either.

LOL the best part is of COURSE they declared a disaster, called FEMA and the National Guard what the hell is these people's problem? That's what amazes me about letters like this. They don't really care about day-to-day, actual governing. They loathe even the most basic, libertarian-acknowledged functions of government, just because it's got some association in their mind to black people.

notcreativeenough
Mar 8, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Choadmaster posted:

Your town is filled to the boobies with water, your house has been flushed with water all the way up through the attic, and you need supplies. I don't think it quite counts as looting when you walk off with a box of unsalable food items from a trashed and flooded grocery store (which was basically the argument of the photographer who used the word "finding"). Though I'll acknowledge the words may be technically accurate, merely because the people in the second picture waited for the goods to float out of the grocery store on their own before walking away with them.

In any case, I wouldn't argue there was no (true) looting at all. Just that much of it was people looking for food that would have been garbage anyway. You had the coastal areas of at least three states totally ravaged, with up to 16 loving feet of water washing through entire cities (not to mention the hurricane winds themselves). The people stuck there had literally nowhere to go, because everywhere was royally hosed. To compare this with a snowstorm where once the situation improves to the point where people can even go anywhere to get any hypothetical looting done the emergency is already over is just absurd.

You also had people during Katrina take tvs out of stores whose windows were broken. Also there were those who stole stuff from hotels like the brass railings in the aftermath. I don't mind people taken food from stores nor did a lot of the store owners. What the store owners objected to was the tossing stuff on the floors and breaking stuff that didn't need to be broken.

notcreativeenough
Mar 8, 2010

by Fistgrrl

ElectricMayhemBand posted:

There's something about this that's always confused me. People get tax credits for donating to charity, right? So if taxes were lower, wouldn't there be less incentive to donate to charities as an offset for taxes, in which case lower taxes=less charitable giving and charities are less able to meet the needs of the people?

There has been a few studies that show lowering taxes on the rich harms charitable giving since it's actually poor people that give the most percentage of their income to charity. Why should a rich person get a larger tax deducation over a poor person when the rich person can afford to give to charity?

ThePeteEffect
Jun 12, 2007

I'm just crackers about cheese!
Fun Shoe

Choadmaster posted:

3) They think "The Government" is an entity that exists almost solely to waste their money, because the free market can always do better. For example, the US Postal Service is somehow a model of inefficiency that could easily be replaced by profitable private enterprises (this is of course ignoring the fact that postal service is universal - including delivery to all sorts of rural places where mail delivery would never be "profitable" without a major price hike or added fees - and also ignoring the fact that profit is a terrible motive when it comes to necessary services [I would lump health care in here too]).

Guess what, the postal service is routinely profitable, and has been for some time, all while having the mission to deliver anywhere for the same rate and being self-sufficient. Anyone pointing to the post office as a model of governmental inefficiency is full of poo poo.

Valerius
Jan 29, 2004
Eleemosynary Conversationalist

ThePeteEffect posted:

Guess what, the postal service is routinely profitable, and has been for some time, all while having the mission to deliver anywhere for the same rate and being self-sufficient. Anyone pointing to the post office as a model of governmental inefficiency is full of poo poo.

Independent of your other points, right now, it isn't.

notcreativeenough
Mar 8, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Valerius posted:

Independent of your other points, right now, it isn't.

Doesn't mean it couldn't become profitable again. They had a bad run of execs and guess what the post office became more privatervited in other words it's not as goverment run as it used to be. If you trace the privativation influence on the post office when the post office became less profitable it's when the goverment left control to private interests.

Much like Walter Reed it's when private enterprise takes over that the goverment entity goes to the crap heap. Like privatitizing the military jacked up costs so much instead of a dollar per a bag of laundry the military was spending a few grand per laundry bag since Halliburton was having civilians doing the job instead of the marines doing it themselves.

notcreativeenough fucked around with this message at 03:41 on May 13, 2010

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

Valerius posted:

Independent of your other points, right now, it isn't.

But they are paying their own way all while working under absurd restrictions such as forced Saturday delivery. I can send a letter to rural Alaska (where many places are only accessible by plane or boat) for the same price as sending one across town. It's kind of amazing when you think about it.

the tingler
Jul 15, 2009

quote:

-----You know me, and probably know that I do not believe in global warming. I respect everybody's views, but this is just another example of how, although noble, insignificant man's efforts are compared to nature itself. Remember Mt. Saint Helens. Another example of just how much carbon the earth can really absorb. For you "believers" this may be a little harsh, but I didn't write it, but I do find it very interesting!

For all of you out there in America and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, that bogus god you worship named "Climate Change" or "Global Warming", there is some really bad news that will be very painful for you to process. But it is my duty to pass it on to you anyway.

Are you sitting down?

Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland, in it's first week of spewing volcanic ash, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet. Not only that, this single act of God, in it's first week, has added emissions to the earth estimated to be 42 times more than can be corrected by the extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions.

I know, I know.... (have a group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up til midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, going on vacation to a city park instead of Yosemite, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the first week.

The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the first week has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And, those hundreds of thousands of American jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... you know, the ones that are creating even more emissions than when they were creating American jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now.

I'm so sorry. And I do wish that there was some kind of a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon emissions in our world for the next two years.

So, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, and have nice day!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Hey a volcano causes climate change so why should I have to bother? Ain't getting any better!

*Buys SUV*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

I respect everybody's views

Hrmmm, indeed.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I missed service today at the Climate Change Church. Maybe I'll get my salvation if I go to the Tabernacle of the Lower Carbon Emission.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club
I'm not sure where the writer of that email even got his "numbers" from. (other than his rear end I mean)

Mankind outproduces volcanoes by a large margin.

herbaceous backson
Mar 10, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Deuce posted:

I'm not sure where the writer of that email even got his "numbers" from. (other than his rear end I mean)

Mankind outproduces volcanoes by a large margin.

First time I ever heard that myth was from Reagan:

Ronald Reagan posted:


"I have flown twice over Mt St. Helens out on our west coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about." -- Ronald Reagan, 1980.

Heard it from all kinds of conservative dicks since then too.

Ruckby
Aug 25, 2009
Putting a brick in your toilet reservoir is intended to reduce carbon emissions, yes.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

a handful of dust posted:

First time I ever heard that myth was from Reagan:


Heard it from all kinds of conservative dicks since then too.
Why don't I try this more at work? "I don't know how much money we made in the last year, but I have a suspicion profits are up so go ahead and give me a raise."

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
It's more like "Well our company is bleeding money because we give CEOs private jets and free vacations but it's bleeding MORE money because of our competion's superior marketing so why stop giving CEOs bonuses? We're bleeding money either way."

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
The uppermost estimates for Eyjafjoell's eruption is supposed to be about 300,000 tons per day, with a baseline estimate of 150,000 tons/day; this would be 2.1 million tons in the first week.

There is no single "extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions," of course, but we can refer to the U.N.'s record of various pledges of CO2 reduction. The U.S., for example, pledged a reduction of 17% from 2005 levels by 2020; with the 2005 emissions of 5.878 billion tons of CO2 yearly, that would equate to a reduction of 999,260,000 tons/year. This is roughly 475 times the amount emitted by Eyjafjoell "in its first week," or 9.15 times the amount it would emit in a year if it continued erupting forever at the uppermost estimate levels.

So, just as we would expect, the guy is indeed full of poo poo.

edit: Whoops, missed a power of ten. Fixed now.

Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 14, 2010

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!
In addition, the logic there seems to be equivalent to, hey, this kid already fell down, skinned his knees, and broke his arm - why shouldn't I keep kicking him in the head?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Choadmaster posted:

In addition, the logic there seems to be equivalent to, hey, this kid already fell down, skinned his knees, and broke his arm - why shouldn't I keep kicking him in the head?
That doesn't really follow. If it were true that human contributions to atmospheric CO2 levels were negligible, then it's true that there would be very little purpose to trying to cut back on our own emissions. Taking a percent or two off the top would not be substantive enough to warrant the economic dislocations which would result.

His argument is wrong because his facts are wrong.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Strudel Man posted:

That doesn't really follow. If it were true that human contributions to atmospheric CO2 levels were negligible, then it's true that there would be very little purpose to trying to cut back on our own emissions.

Except that's not what he argued. He argued that environmentalists' attempts at reducing emissions were a drop in the bucket. The logic that "it's already being damaged by X, but it'll heal" is hardly an excuse not to limit further damage as much as possible.

Strudel Man posted:

His argument is wrong because his facts are wrong.

Obviously. I was merely pointing out it he's an idiot on multiple levels.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Choadmaster posted:

Except that's not what he argued. He argued that environmentalists' attempts at reducing emissions were a drop in the bucket. The logic that "it's already being damaged by X, but it'll heal" is hardly an excuse not to limit further damage as much as possible.
I suppose I'm giving him a slight benefit of the doubt in assuming his belief to be that attempts to reduce emissions would produce a small change because the actual human contribution is small. You're right that he doesn't state this explicitly.

yatagan
Aug 31, 2009

by Ozma

quote:

Subject: Germany 1938

That's about where we are now. Qaddafi was just voted in as a member of the United Nations (cough, C!O!U!G!H!) "Human Rights" Council.

We'll now be taking tips on how to be moral from a sadistic mass murderer.

Un-loving-believable.

http://www.unwatch.org/site/apps/nlnet/content2.aspx?c=bdKKISNqEmG&b=1316871&ct=8395823

Most of the money that goes to the UN comes from our pockets. And we're funding a monster who likes to torture first and ask questions later.

And I'll be shocked if this is made the big news that it really is-- in any mainstream newspaper or TV news program.

This is extraordinarily serious stuff.

The world just reverted to nazi Germany.

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

burritonegro posted:

Volcanos

Just mail them back this :


(They had a bit of trouble with this one, in the end here's the data)

Ganguro King
Jul 26, 2007

quote:

Got Documents?

Official birth certificate -- Not released despite thousands of US Citizen requests, including Obama relatives.
Obama/Dunham marriage license -- Not released
Soetoro/Dunham marriage license -- Not released
Soetoro adoption records -- Not released
Fransiskus Assisi School School application -- Not Released
Punahou School records -- Not released
Selective Service Registration -- Released - Proven Counterfeit
Occidental College records -- Not released
Passport (Pakistan) -- Not released
Columbia College records -- Not released
Columbia thesis -- Not released
Harvard College records -- Not released
Harvard Law Review articles -- None (maybe 1, but not Signed)
Medical records -- Not released
Illinois State Senate records -- None (Locked up to prohibit public view)
Illinois State Senate schedule -- Lost (All other Illinois state senators' records are intact)
Law practice client list -- Not released
University of Chicago scholarly articles – None

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club
Bank account numbers - Not Released
E-mail password - Not released
Penis size - Not released

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

yatagan posted:



EVERYTHING IS NAZI GERMANY! EVERYTHING. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT ISN'T LIKE NAZI GERMANY.

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