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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

RagnarokAngel posted:

Didn't even notice that. Apparently Wal Mart is going to try it again so this articles been making the rounds again.

They've never stopped doing it though. RFID in stuff that's expensive or easy to steal is standard practice, that's what makes the detector things at the doors beep and such.

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El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Oh goddammit

quote:

First Tar Ball washes up in Panama City Fla.

chesh
Apr 19, 2004

That was terrible.

El Boot posted:

Oh goddammit

(notracist)

I was listening to the Town Hall Roundup on the radio last night, which is part of townhall.com, and they basically review the week in Right Wing Talk. I was pretty appalled to hear several talk show hosts defend that racist screed from the tea bagger... this one.

He's not racist, but the NAACP is!

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

fishmech posted:

They've never stopped doing it though. RFID in stuff that's expensive or easy to steal is standard practice, that's what makes the detector things at the doors beep and such.

Pretty much. RFID chips are way more prevalent than most people realize. It's just inventory tracking. It's how stores know when to replace certain stock, and gives them certain sales data, like when what product sells best when.

Goddamn, I can't wait to get a national ID card with all my info on it. Make life so much easier.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Do crazy IM's count?

quote:

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Skyl3lazer posted:

Do crazy IM's count?

For some reason, I'm most bothered by how awful the chemistry is.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

Skyl3lazer posted:

Do crazy IM's count?

That's not even really crazy... just... dumb.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

El Boot posted:

For some reason, I'm most bothered by how awful the chemistry is.

P....Protons :negative:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
A while back I subscribed to a bunch of groups on an alternative email address, I get emails from the Sarah Palin PAC and the Campaign for liberty etc. It's an easy way to keep an eye on the crazy.

Today I got a good one from the Minutemen HQ. (bolding as in the original)

quote:

ALERT: Obama's Federal Government refuses to secure the border and enforce immigration law. The Feds were in court YESTERDAY 7/22 actively seeking to STOP Arizona's law and supporting illegal aliens not American citizens.
Obama is arguing for an injunction in court to halt the law from taking effect, saying the Constitution gives the federal government exclusive authority to enforce immigration law. Well where were the Feds when the Republic of Texas was defending against an invasion at the Alamo? Nowhere to be found -- because ordered liberty MUST be defended from clear and present dangers, and cannot wait on the weak and feckless!
Arizona needs your help -- do not leave them to defend the border alone!

Good question, where was the United States federal government when the Republic of Texas at war with Mexico.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The government of the United States was in the same place when Mexican rebels were fighting the Mexican government as the government of the United Kingdom was when American rebels were fighting the American government.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Good question, where was the United States federal government when the Republic of Texas at war with Mexico.

Obama! :argh:

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

quote:

Well where were the Feds when the Republic of Texas was defending against an invasion at the Alamo?

There is just so much wrong with this sentence. :psyduck:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Where was this so called "federal government" when filthy englishmen hopped the border onto plymouth rock? NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

A while back I subscribed to a bunch of groups on an alternative email address, I get emails from the Sarah Palin PAC and the Campaign for liberty etc. It's an easy way to keep an eye on the crazy.

Today I got a good one from the Minutemen HQ. (bolding as in the original)


Good question, where was the United States federal government when the Republic of Texas at war with Mexico.

Wait I'm pretty bad at history but was Texas even a part of the U.S. at that poi... yeah got it.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

quote:

Well where were the Feds when the Republic of Texas was defending against an invasion at the Alamo?

What the ever-loving gently caress?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

quote:

Poster child for what is wrong in Congress

You will simply not believe this. Our 8th District US Congressional representative, the Hon. Gabrielle Giffords, in a meeting of the House Armed Services Committee, asked General David Petraeus the following question:

"General Petraeus, what are you doing to reduce carbon emissions in the war on terror?"

Wow. I had to read, and re-read this several times to believe it. Folks, there are American sons and daughters dying every week on the foreign battlefields of southwest Asia. The nation is completely bankrupt and ... quite literally, borrowing 43 cents for every dollar in federal spending.

We have the largest environmental disaster in the nation's history in the Gulf of Mexico, and we have Mexican drug armies invading our nation.

And yet ....

A member of Congress from Arizona's 8th congressional district took the time to ask our battlefield commander what he is doing to curb carbon emissions in the war.

Gabrielle Giffords is the poster-child for what is wrong with the US Congress. We are being led by imbeciles. To the rest of America reading this blog, and to Gen. Petraeus if this e-mail makes it to your inbox ... my sincerest apologies for the stupid question asked of you by my US congressional representative.

General... I am sure you have better things to worry about than carbon emissions on the battlefield. I assure you, as a registered voter in Arizona's 8th congressional district, I will do everything I can to ensure Rep. Giffords is voted out of office in November, and I pray you'll get back to business of fighting the war on terror without worrying about such petty and nonsensical matters as your carbon footprint in the war.

Surprisingly this question was never loving asked.

drat liberals only caring about their fictional "global warming". I'm surprised they didn't add a - D at the end of her name to drive home the loving point.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
One of the "advantages" to growing up in Texas is the shitload of Texas history I learned. Let me tell you right now that this sentence:

"Well where were the Feds when the Republic of Texas was defending against an invasion at the Alamo? "

Is the biggest crock of poo poo I've ever seen and no Texan who knew anything about their state background, including right-wingers who would be misguidedly proud of the story, would defend this statement.

The Texians (that's how it was spelled at the time) were seceding from the Mexican government because they were disappointed that Santa Anna was holding them to the conditions they agreed to when they moved to Mexican Texas in the first place (no slaves and recognizing Catholic supremacy in Texas, though there was free practice of Protestantism allowed). The Texans only won because Sam Houston was one of the luckiest sons of bitches to ever live and attacked the Mexican Army while they were sleeping, running through their tents in the middle of the night bayonetting unarmed Mexican soldiers in their nightclothes.

The Texas Republic, as established, was completely ineffectual, and for its entire less-than-a-decade existence as an independent country, kept offering itself to be annexed by the US. This was problematic because Texans had a very different idea of their borders (extending to the Rio Grande) than the Mexicans did (They thought that everything south of San Antonio should still be Mexican) so when President Tyler annexed Texas on his last day in office, it immediately provoked a crisis with Mexico that led to a war the following year, the Mexican/American War (1846-48) that resulted in the US seizing the northern third of Mexico and offering Mexico a pittance for it.

Americans, partially out of a desire to get territory that would lead to a new southern coast and partially out of a sense of guilt, promptly bought the Gadsden Purchase (the southern half of New Mexico and Arizona) and overpaid for it by a ridiculous amount. The joke was really on them because their mappers were wrong and they should've bought what is today the Mexican state of Sonora along with it if they wanted to fulfill their objective of giving Arizona a southern coastline.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
I have been in a discussion recently with a friend of mine from high school who is the typical "socialism is the cause of all of our problems" guy. He is trying to argue that socialism is what caused the subprime housing crisis and pure capitalism is the only way to save it. I have tried explaining that there are definitely cases where capitalism creates exploitation and government regulation is necessary but was wondering if there is a better way to argue against his point.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

MrSargent posted:

I have been in a discussion recently with a friend of mine from high school who is the typical "socialism is the cause of all of our problems" guy. He is trying to argue that socialism is what caused the subprime housing crisis and pure capitalism is the only way to save it. I have tried explaining that there are definitely cases where capitalism creates exploitation and government regulation is necessary but was wondering if there is a better way to argue against his point.

Unless he can give you exact reasons for you to refute, no. Something as vague as "[Political ideology] is the cause of [current social or financial issue]" cant be refuted because the person don't really know WHY that is, they're just blurting out a talking point they heard. You can't correct misinformation if the person doesnt have have the information to begin with.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Holy poo poo we have Mexican Drug Armies invading us?! Why weren't we warned!?

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Holy poo poo we have Mexican Drug Armies invading us?! Why weren't we warned!?

And they're riding illegal immigrants like they're cavalry!

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

MrSargent posted:

I have been in a discussion recently with a friend of mine from high school who is the typical "socialism is the cause of all of our problems" guy. He is trying to argue that socialism is what caused the subprime housing crisis and pure capitalism is the only way to save it. I have tried explaining that there are definitely cases where capitalism creates exploitation and government regulation is necessary but was wondering if there is a better way to argue against his point.

An Econ 101 textbook should back you up.

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Arglebargle III posted:

An Econ 101 textbook should back you up.

Better yet, just point to anywhere in Gilded Age America/Europe or go into detail about South African exploitation when Rhodes was still alive.

Kat the Irish
Feb 2, 2006

everybody hold on tight
My father loves to forward me reasons why we should hate all Muslims. Those infidels and what not. Nevertheless, this might be a repeat so sorry if that's the case.

Warning: This message is not a reflection on the opinions of this poster.

quote:

Trigger-Happy Muslims and Deluded Infidels in the Happy Land of Make-Believe
GrassTopsUSA Exclusive Commentary
By Don Feder
11-19-09

Let me tell you about the Happy Land of Make-Believe. It’s a magical place where ideology trumps reality, evidence is irrelevant, and illusion reigns supreme.

Liberals are permanent residents of the Happy Land of Make-Believe. Some conservatives are not immune to its allure.

The Happy Land of Make-Believe is populated by journalists, academics, Democrats (and some Republicans), feminists, gay activists, pacifists, isolationists, socialists and other refugees from the real world. A resident of the Happy Land of Make-Believe may be identified by his blind faith in the following propositions:

• That after marching 20 miles with a full pack, a 90-lb woman is every bit as effective in combat as a 190-lb. man

• That two men living together sodomizing each other are now a family – rather than two men living together sodomizing each other

• That we can provide health insurance for millions who are currently uninsured and it will neither increase insurance costs, result in rationing or necessitate a general tax increase

• That we can solve the problem of illegal immigration by bestowing amnesties on an estimated 12 million to 15 million of them, which – it goes without saying – won’t send millions more heading for our borders.

• That a man who’s had himself mutilated and takes regular doses of female hormones is now a woman, his chromosomal makeup not withstanding

• That criminals, psychopaths and jihadists obey gun laws

• That a Palestinian state won’t look like Dodge City on a Saturday night – with everyone on crack cocaine

• That we can keep brutal regimes from acquiring nuclear weapons by confessing our sins and sending diplomats to sit around a conference table with them
The Happy Land of Make-Believe is built on one part wishful thinking, one part political correctness and one-part fear. In Make-Believe Land, acknowledging reality is insensitive and a crime against diversity. Unpleasant truths are ignored and cherished dogmas go unchallenged. Conceding the existence of evil admits that the world is a dangerous place and monsters must be confronted or the innocent will suffer.

Nowhere is the Happy Land of Make-Believe more manifest than in the matter of Islam, Moslems and terrorism. Hence, the reaction to the Fort Hood murders.

This we know of Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the man charged with 13 counts of murder:

While he was shooting fellow soldiers, Hassan shouted “Allahu Akhbar!” (Allah is the greatest). Interesting, it’s always cries of Allah-this or Allah-that which accompany acts of terrorism, never “Jesus saves!” or “Mazel Tov!”

Despite having been born in the United States, Hasan listed his nationality as Palestinian.

He was an avid proselytizer for Islam. At Walter Reed Hospital, where Dr. Hasan was a psychiatric intern and a psychiatrist for six years, he was reprimanded for trying to win converts to the religion of peace. Since, by definition, his patients all had mental problems, it’s surprising he wasn’t more successful. He also handed out Korans prior to the killing spree, thereby exemplifying cause and effect.

While at Walter Reed, Hassan attended the radical Dar al-Hijrah mosque, in Falls Church, VA, at the same time as two of the 9/11 terrorists. Hasan became quite attached to the mosque’s jihad-preaching imam, Anwar al-Awlaki, and stayed in touch with him via the Internet when al-Awlaki relocated to Yemen.

Over the course of years, Hasan told his fellow officers that he believed the U.S. Army is at war with Muslims, that suicide bombers are like soldiers who throw themselves on live grenades to save their buddies, and that “Muslims have a right to rise up against the U.S. military.” He also spoke approvingly of individuals who would “strap bombs on themselves and go into Times Square.”

Had an evangelical Christian serving in the military expressed the same sentiments (say by declaring that killing abortionists is justifiable homicide or that the U.S. government is at war with Christians) he would have been cashiered in no time flat. Other than mild reprimands, no disciplinary action was taken against Hasan. As another staff member at Walter Reed explained, “You don’t want to close him down just because” his views are “different.” Now, shut your eyes tightly and repeat after me: “Militant Islam is just different” and “you don’t want to close down jihadist ravings.”

In 2007, Hasan did a show-and-tell for other personnel at the hospital, in the form of a slide presentation on “The Koranic World View As it Relates to Muslims in the Military.” Slide #11 observed, “It’s getting harder and harder to morally justify being in a military that seems constantly engaged against fellow Muslims.”

None of this alerted his colleagues, the brass or the FBI to Hasan’s potential to go Islamic. Their answer was to order him to take comparative religion courses, which was supposed to encourage him to love Christians and Jews.

All that was missing was the good doctor wearing a name tag that said: “Hi, I’m Major Nidal Hasan. Where the infidels at?”

The commander in chief, the media and the generals are in deep denial about Hasan’s motivation.

“It is unclear what might have motivated Major Hasan,” The New York Times declared in its initial report. (“Allahu Akhbar” wasn’t a dead giveaway?) A follow-up story was headlined “Told of War Horror, Gunman Feared Deployment” – a sort of pre-post-traumatic stress syndrome. Yes, Dr. Hasan would have been in the thick of things. A lot of shrinks come back from Afghanistan missing a clipboard or a prescription pad.

Associated Press, The Washington Post and National Public Radio initially hadn’t a clue as to why a swell guy like Hasan would open fire on fellow soldiers. (Hint: It was Major Hasan, in the Soldier Readiness Center, with a Koran and a 5.7-millimeter handgun, shouting “Allah is Groovy!”)

Interviewed on “Meet the Press,” on November 8, Army Chief of Staff General William Casey (who missed his calling as a sensitivity trainer) pleaded: “Our diversity, not only in our Army, but in our country, is a strength. And as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse.”

Here is the ideal warrior for the Age of Obama. Casey should demonstrate his commitment to diversity by offering to lead a squad of randomly picked Muslim GIs on a mission in Afghanistan – all of whom are behind him with loaded weapons.

Barack Obama is the mayor of the Happy Land of Make-Believe. Speaking at a memorial service at Fort Hood on November 10th, President My-Job-is-to-Fight-Negative-Stereotypes-of-Islam told mourners that the “twisted logic that led to the tragedy” was “too hard to comprehend.”

Now, if Major Hasan had been a follower of Mother Theresa or Mahatma Gandhi, whose teachings he interpreted as a license to kill, that would be twisted logic.

As a Moslem who takes his faith seriously, what Major Hasan did is perfectly comprehensible. The U.S. Army is killing Moslems. Members of the religion of peace have a sacred duty to protect their co-religionists. America is evil. Suicide bombing is justified. Oh yes, and, as Hasan explained to his colleagues during his slide presentation, “We (Muslims) love death more than you (infidels) love life.”

In the Happy Land of Make Believe, Islam is a warm and cuddly creed, worthy of respect bordering on reverence --1,500 years of evidence notwithstanding. Moslem militants don’t understand their own religion. Jihad really means a spiritual struggle, not the slaughter of unbelievers. The scholars and religious authorities of Cairo’s Al Azhar, the citadel of Sunni orthodoxy, are pulling our legs when they proclaim, “Jihad means to war against non-Muslims” to establish the supremacy of Islam.

Thus, every act of terrorism becomes a misunderstanding or a symptom of mental illness. Would that Moslems only understood their religion as well as Obama, Casey, Condolezza Rice (who once dubbed Islam “the religion of love and peace”), George W. Bush, and The New York Times.

In all likelihood, our president also finds the following just too hard to comprehend:
• The 2005 Kuwait grenade attack by U.S. Army Sgt. Hasan Akbar, killing two officers and wounding 14 others. The delusional Hasan, who clearly was ignorant of the wonderful teachings of the Koran, told investigators that he launched the attack to keep servicemen from killing his fellow Muslims in Iraq, where they were about to be deployed. Sound familiar?

• The plot by five Moslems to attack Fort Dix in 2007, and kill as many soldiers as they could

• That, according to FBI counter-terrorism officials, jihad is preached at one in ten of the 2,000 mosques in the United States. (And that’s what they know about.) We need a federal program to teach Islam to imams.

• The June shooting spree at an Arkansas recruiting station by misinformed Moslem Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, that left one serviceman dead. Did Muhammad fear deployment to Afghanistan?

• Four Moslems arrested in Newburgh, N.Y., in May, charged with plotting to blow up synagogues and a Jewish community center in the Big Apple. When they were arraigned in federal court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Eric Snyder said the defendants were “eager to bring death to Jews and the Jewish community.”

• D.C. sniper John Muhammad, who was executed last week for 10 random homicides in 2002. Why is it those who kill for their religion are never named Jimmy Jesus or Milt Moses?

• Muzzamil Hassan, founder of Bridges TV – whose mission was to showcase the many examples of “Muslim tolerance, progress, diversity, service and excellence” – arrested on February 12 and charged with cutting off his wife’s head after she threatened to divorce him. Perhaps it was a peaceful decapitation.

• Khalid Kelly (I kid you not), an Irishman living in Pakistan, who told the London Times that he wanted to wage jihad (not the spiritual-struggle kind) against U.S. and British troops. “I’m already on the path to jihad. I’ve already picked up a gun and done target practice to make myself familiar with weapons,” Paddy O’Dynamite Belt declared in a November 15 interview. “Next week, inshallah (Allah willing), I could be in Afghanistan fighting a British soldier.” Kelly also told The Times he hopes his son Osama, age 3, will become a martyr “before marriageable age.”

• All of the hijackings, suicide bombings, beheadings of captives and honor killings committed in the name of the peaceable faith, including the 9/11 attacks and the estimated 24,879 Indians murdered by Islamic terrorists during 1994-2005.
In the happy Land of Make-Believe, when 13 American heroes are murdered in cold blood, we may pause to shed a tear, then obsess about how this might threaten diversity, our new national credo.

We should be thankful that the Happy Land of Make-Believe was as yet uncharted territory in 1941. Imagine Gen. Douglas McArthur worrying about how Pearl Harbor might negatively impact on the German-American Bund, and President Roosevelt telling Americans that Nazism and Bushido were all about tolerance, brotherhood and love.


Don Feder is a former Boston Herald writer who is now a political/communications consultant. He also maintains his own website, DonFeder.com.

ThePeteEffect
Jun 12, 2007

I'm just crackers about cheese!
Fun Shoe

MrSargent posted:

I have been in a discussion recently with a friend of mine from high school who is the typical "socialism is the cause of all of our problems" guy. He is trying to argue that socialism is what caused the subprime housing crisis and pure capitalism is the only way to save it. I have tried explaining that there are definitely cases where capitalism creates exploitation and government regulation is necessary but was wondering if there is a better way to argue against his point.

Without knowing what he's defining as "socialism", it's a bit tough, but I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that any sort of regulation is :supaburn:socialism:supaburn: to him.

You could always point out that banks made obscene amounts of money from the 1990s up until the crash despite increasing numbers of foreclosures, or the fact that banks (private banks, not just Fannie and Freddie) actively sought subprime borrowers because they made money as long as house prices went up, regardless of if they foreclosed.

Hell, if you wanted to go historical on him, you could point out the regular boom/bust cycle of the 1800s and 1900s and that Depression era banking reform led to ~70 years without a major economic meltdown (until much of it was repealed in the 1980s and 1990s, especially Glass-Steagall). Wikipedia is a good starting point for information,

How much have you tried to get him to back up his claims with citations and actual evidence? I've found that people like him either backpedal or get defensive if you ask them to prove it.

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

Kat the Irish posted:

My father loves to forward me reasons why we should hate all Muslims. Those infidels and what not. Nevertheless, this might be a repeat so sorry if that's the case.

Warning: This message is not a reflection on the opinions of this poster.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found it. Pure, untainted essence of wrong. There is absolutely nothing right and ok with that e-mail at all.

However,

Ijit dad posted:

D.C. sniper John Muhammad, who was executed last week for 10 random homicides in 2002. Why is it those who kill for their religion are never named Jimmy Jesus or Milt Moses?
made me laugh.

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Kat the Irish posted:

Insanity

So, do you ever reply to these e-mails with a point-by-point refutation, or do you just ignore them?

Vonnegut Asterisk
Apr 14, 2007

Brandon, you put Pat White down this instant young man!
My father strikes again.

quote:

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America 's story."

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE:


Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?
Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?
Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America? No, they did
not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent, refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband.
Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with
Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent
over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America .

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslim.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq & Afghanistan.


That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America

Muslim heritage, my rear end.

This is a note on his Facebook. I haven't responded yet, but please write up anything if you want me to add it in.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present.


The bow-ties were really just a tribute to Sammy Davis Jr.


Also: http://islam.about.com/od/history/a/afammuslims.htm

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:

My father strikes again.


This is a note on his Facebook. I haven't responded yet, but please write up anything if you want me to add it in.

Shalom aleichem.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Why would a woman wear a hajib? You'd think a government official would be too heavy. :smug:

I understand that the Qu'ran doesn't say anything about the wearing of the hijab or any other concealing clothing. The Bible does, though:

1st Corinthians 11:4-6 posted:

Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head.

Edit: Wikipedia quotes The Encyclopedia of Islam and the Muslim World on the hijab:

quote:

The term hijab or veil is not used in the Qur'an to refer to an article of clothing for women or men, rather it refers to a spatial curtain that divides or provides privacy. The Qur'an instructs the male believers (Muslims) to talk to wives of Prophet Muhammad behind a hijab. This hijab was the responsibility of the men and not the wives of Prophet Muhammad. However, in later Muslim societies this instruction, specific to the wives of Prophet Muhammad, was generalized, leading to the segregation of the Muslim men and women. The modesty in Qur'an concerns both men's and women's gaze, gait, garments, and genitalia. The clothing for women involves khumūr over the necklines and jilbab (cloaks) in public so that they may be identified and not harmed. Guidelines for covering of the entire body except for the hands, the feet and the face, are found in texts of fiqh and hadith that are developed later.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 30, 2010

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:


Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?
Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?

Declaration of Independence?

Bill of Rights?

Didn't think so.

Yes, because obviously the Continental Congress was widely accepting of males with a skin color other than white. :v:

Vonnegut Asterisk
Apr 14, 2007

Brandon, you put Pat White down this instant young man!
My reply:

This is stupid, racist, lazily researched, and a smart person like you should know better. To be fair to you, it took me a whole long 20 minutes to find all of this info. The numbers refer to which paragraph of trash I am responding to.

1. Muslims were in America even before the Pilgrims landed, as earlier as 1527 as slaves to Spanish and Portuguese explorers (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estevanico). As a matter of fact, estimates show 10-20% of slaves were Muslim (Source: http://www.lotsofessays.com/viewpaper/2000384.html).

2. Given that they were slaves, no, sorry, there’s probably no depiction of Muslims at the first Thanksgiving. They might have been in the kitchen though.

3. I can’t show any Muslim signature on the Constitution for the same reason I can’t show any Black, Indian, Asian, or female signatures. They weren’t real citizens yet. Way to make a good point though. Also, you do know the Bill of Rights are part of the Constitution, yes? It would have the same signature, thus making your asking of that question redundant. It’s ok though, I don’t expect you to be good at history if you’re posting something like this.

4. Muslims did indeed help fight for independence from Britain! Get a calculator: this involves math: 5,000 slaves fought for the Union (Source: http://americanrevwar.homestead.com/files/blacks.htm). Once again, if 10-20% of slaves were Muslim, then some Muslims must have been in that number. Or wait – sorry, do brown people not count as official military members? I’m confused on how your logic works. I also found a book detailing one particular Muslim’s war effort: http://www.soundvision.com/shop/pview.asp?item=456-081

5. Same math as before. 200,000 African-Americans fought for the Union (Source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/slavery-during-the-civil-war.html). Once again, some must have been Muslim due to the 10-20% rule.

6. I can’t find this anywhere. There’s other problems. Which one ? He has eight half-siblings — seven of them living — by four other marriages or relationships of his parents. http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/familytree/545462,BSX-News-wotrees09.stng
Here is an interview with half-brother George, who was probably the one referenced as saying these things. He denies much of what was reported about him, and states “...this is all lies by people who don’t want my brother to win,” and, “The magazines, they exaggerated everything.” http://mediamatters.org/research/200808260023. I know conservatives don’t believe Media Matters though because Beck tells you not to, but you need to find this interview. Also, the largest slave owning country today is Mauritius, a Christian nation.
7. Malcom X you idiot. Malcom X was there for the Civil Right Movement. He was even in a picture with Dr. King! Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...h:1&um=1&itbs=1
8. Here is a list of Muslim countries and their timeline of women’s suffrage from 1918-present. Notice two of them enacted legislation before the US (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_first_women%27s_suffrage_in_majority-Muslim_countries). Also, of course many women in Muslim countries don’t enjoy the same freedoms. Most countries don’t. What are you proving here?
9. Muslims during WWII: Morocco (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goumier) and the British Indian Army from the Punjabi area (http://defencejournal.com/sept99/martial-races.htm). Additionally, “they” booted al-Husseini out for his support of Hitler, at the beginning of WW2. The Grand Mufti lost his office of President of the Supreme Muslim Council, his membership on the Waqf committee, and was forced into exile in Syria in 1937. (Source: http://www.palestinefacts.org/pf_mandate_grand_mufti.php). So no, “they” didn’t support Hitler.
10. This is the worst, and an outright lie. Here are the condemnations of the attacks from various Muslim leaders (http://islam.about.com/cs/currentevents/a/9_11statements.htm). And because this accusation makes me really loving angry, here is a list of all the Muslim victims that died in the attack. Memorize their names, because they are certainly better American citizens then you could ever hope to be.
Samad Afridi
Ashraf Ahmad
Shabbir Ahmad (45 years old; Windows on the World; leaves wife and 3 children)
Umar Ahmad
Azam Ahsan
Ahmed Ali
Tariq Amanullah (40 years old; Fiduciary Trust Co.; ICNA website team member; leaves wife and 2 children)
Touri Bolourchi (69 years old; United Airlines #175; a retired nurse from Tehran)
Salauddin Ahmad Chaudhury
Abdul K. Chowdhury (30 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Mohammad S. Chowdhury (39 years old; Windows on the World; leaves wife and child born 2 days after the attack)
Jamal Legesse Desantis
Ramzi Attallah Douani (35 years old; Marsh & McLennan)
SaleemUllah Farooqi
Syed Fatha (54 years old; Pitney Bowes)
Osman Gani
Mohammad Hamdani (50 years old)
Salman Hamdani (NYPD Cadet)
Aisha Harris (21 years old; General Telecom)
Shakila Hoque (Marsh & McLennan)
Nabid Hossain
Shahzad Hussain
Talat Hussain
Mohammad Shah Jahan (Marsh & McLennan)
Yasmeen Jamal
Mohammed Jawarta (MAS security)
Arslan Khan Khakwani
Asim Khan
Ataullah Khan
Ayub Khan
Qasim Ali Khan
Sarah Khan (32 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Taimour Khan (29 years old; Karr Futures)
Yasmeen Khan
Zahida Khan
Badruddin Lakhani
Omar Malick
Nurul Hoque Miah (36 years old)
Mubarak Mohammad (23 years old)
Boyie Mohammed (Carr Futures)
Raza Mujtaba
Omar Namoos
Mujeb Qazi
Tarranum Rahim
Ehtesham U. Raja (28 years old)
Ameenia Rasool (33 years old)
Naveed Rehman
Yusuf Saad
Rahma Salie & unborn child (28 years old; American Airlines #11; wife of Michael Theodoridis; 7 months pregnant)
Shoman Samad
Asad Samir
Khalid Shahid (25 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald; engaged to be married in November)
Mohammed Shajahan (44 years old; Marsh & McLennan)
Naseema Simjee (Franklin Resources Inc.’s Fiduciary Trust)
Jamil Swaati
Sanober Syed
Robert Elias Talhami (40 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Michael Theodoridis (32 years old; American Airlines #11; husband of Rahma Salie)
W. Wahid
Source: http://islam.about.com/blvictims.htm
However you did get one thing right: the Berbery Priates and the Muslim Major at Ft. Hood were indeed Muslim. OH MY GOD, THE HUMANITY!
The very worst thing that you have done here is impugned our brave service men and women who are indeed Muslim and serving overseas. The very people who you claim to support 100%. (Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/us/09muslim.html). By spreading hatespeech, you are indeed condemning them to their peers. Good job trying to destabilize our military in a time of need.
Your three choices:
1. You can apologize for spreading something inflammatory, racist, hateful, and inaccurate and we’ll just pretend this never happened.
2. Deabte me point-by-point and show me how I’m wrong.
3. Ignore this, stand by your racist view, and lose my respect as your soon.
Your call.

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I added in the military masturbatory stuff at the end because he'd appreciate it. I also listed a lot of stuff from the one link someone posted.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:

My father strikes again.


This is a note on his Facebook. I haven't responded yet, but please write up anything if you want me to add it in.

Lucky for you, Media Matters is way ahead of you!

http://mediamattersaction.org/emailchecker/200912150003

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I don't think this has ever applied better: drat son!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:

...here is a list of all the Muslim victims that died in the attack. Memorize their names, because they are certainly better American citizens then you could ever hope to be.

:drat:

That is one hell of a burn. I wonder what his response (if any) will be?

Vonnegut Asterisk
Apr 14, 2007

Brandon, you put Pat White down this instant young man!

Perestroika posted:

:drat:

That is one hell of a burn. I wonder what his response (if any) will be?

Eh, I wish I hadn't said that. It's a little petty. I'll be sure to post a response if I get one. Additionally, he's friends with hundreds of people he's met at Tea Party events, so I might get something good from one of them.

What I can't understand is my parents are the ones who taught me racism is bad. They didn't even blink when I dated a black girl in high school. I have no idea where this stuff comes from.

nightchild12
Jan 8, 2005
hi i'm sexy

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:

Also, the largest slave owning country today is Mauritius, a Christian nation.

Um... What? Mauritius is <40% christian, and I can't find any references to them owning slaves.

CIA World Factbook posted:

Hindu 48%, Roman Catholic 23.6%, Muslim 16.6%, other Christian 8.6%, other 2.5%, unspecified 0.3%, none 0.4% (2000 census)

edit: Did you mean Mauritania? That country is an islamic republic. With nearly 100% muslim population.

nightchild12 fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jul 30, 2010

Vonnegut Asterisk
Apr 14, 2007

Brandon, you put Pat White down this instant young man!

nightchild12 posted:

Um... What? Mauritius is <40% christian, and I can't find any references to them owning slaves.


edit: Did you mean Mauritania? That country is an islamic republic. With nearly 100% muslim population.

Yes, I hosed that up when I copied something else. I fixed the message.

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Vonnegut Asterisk
Apr 14, 2007

Brandon, you put Pat White down this instant young man!
Sorry to double post, but I just got this from my dad:

"Thanks for the research. I failed to copy the last line which stated the the Author is Unkown. I did not write it and should have checked the facts. It has been deleted! "

See guys, sometimes they read your responses! Love you dad.

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