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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
I've been working out. Went from a size 40 to a 42. Yeah, I'm huge.

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Parachute
May 18, 2003
Yeah, we should let this place air out anyway. It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.

ricro
Dec 22, 2008


"Boy, George is a weird guy, isn't he?"







"Yeah."

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Alright, I admit it, I slept with Nina but that's all.

That's all? That's everything, I don't even know what the rest of it is for anyway.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Ash1138 posted:

KEITH HERNANDEZ?!
MARISA TOMEI!!

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer
What happened to you?

... Raquel Welch... :(

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

SlipkPIe posted:

pics

That's awesome.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Max22 posted:

MARISA TOMEI!!
Loves bald.

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

I notice you threw "stocky" in there.

Bobfromsales
Apr 2, 2010

Konec Hry posted:

What happened to you?

... Raquel Welch... :(

Jon Voight bit me.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Bobfromsales posted:

Jon Voight bit me.

Kramer bit me.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Truefact: I seen FDR performing at a show in Edinburgh at the weekend.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

UKRANE IS NOT VEEK

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Ash1138 posted:

Loves bald.

She's BALD!

Valhalska
May 3, 2007

Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Kramer bit me.

He locked onto my ankle like it was a soup bone!

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

She's BALD!

Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was... hello!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Jerry don't leave me with denim vest!

He's smoothing it! :gonk:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I ....... :smug: WAS :smug: bald.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Martytoof posted:

I ....... :smug: WAS :smug: bald.

I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!

Chicken Boo
Mar 20, 2009

I wear a disguise to look like human guys.
I WAS bald!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Good. Revenge is very good!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Estelle's got the jimmy arms

You can get that in your arms?

Like you wouldnt- bleev!

Parachute
May 18, 2003
Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

Edit: I honestly can not understand why people can dislike season 9 of this show. The first episode "The Butter Shave" is a perfect lead-in to "The Voice" which I think might be my favorite episode of the series.

Parachute fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 27, 2010

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I just realized that the owner of the bar I go to reminds me of Banya.

EDIT:

Parachute posted:

Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

Edit: I honestly can not understand why people can dislike season 9 of this show. The first episode "The Butter Shave" is a perfect lead-in to "The Voice" which I think might be my favorite episode of the series.

Holy poo poo! That's the same episode that's on at my local broadcast right now!

That means I'll miss The Voice tomorrow though.

Hellooo Jerry :smith:

Iron Crowned fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 27, 2010

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

Iron Crowned posted:

I just realized that the owner of the bar I go to reminds me of Banya.

Is he the best? The BEST?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


You, Cougar. My son says YOUR COMPANY STINKS

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!

Favorite Elaine quote, ever. Her delivery is priceless.

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica
The Voice is objectively the best episode of the series.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Hello Marjorie? George Costanza.

How are you sweetheart?

Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?

Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Martytoof posted:

Hello Marjorie? George Costanza.

How are you sweetheart?

Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?

Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

It's like Hitler's last days in here...

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Locutus Of Bored posted:

The Voice is objectively the best episode of the series.


Wikipedia posted:

The basis of the talking stomach was Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's real life experience of imagining his girlfriend's anus talking to him while she slept. He recounted the idea to his fellow writers on Seinfeld, where the anus' voice became something of an inside-joke. He told his girlfriend this, and her reaction was much like Claire's in the episode. After the writing staff decided to incorporate it into an episode, Seinfeld decided to change it to her stomach talking to her, so that it wouldn't appear to be simple "body humor." Seinfeld later commented that he wished they had kept it as a talking anus.

...

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica
A talking belly button is much funnier than a talking anus. :colbert:

Edit: I'd also like to point out that in this glorious episode, George asks Gordon Jump's character Mr. Thomassoulo if he's ever seen The Incredible Hulk, a show that Gordon Jump guest starred on back in the 70's.

Locutus of Bald fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Aug 27, 2010

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Parachute posted:

Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

Edit: I honestly can not understand why people can dislike season 9 of this show. The first episode "The Butter Shave" is a perfect lead-in to "The Voice" which I think might be my favorite episode of the series.

Some of the episodes get a little too wacky (Newman trying to eat Kramer), but on the whole it definitely has a lot of my favorite episodes.

I mean, come on: fake-handicapped George, Festivus, the Merv Griffin set, Twix

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

R.D. Mangles posted:

You, Cougar. My son says YOUR COMPANY STINKS
It's Kruger, not Cougar.

:ughh:

Terrible Horse
Apr 27, 2004
:I
Not to Frank it isnt

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

Terrible Horse posted:

Not to Frank it isnt
Doh

Chicken Boo
Mar 20, 2009

I wear a disguise to look like human guys.

the aftermath posted:

It's Kruger, not Cougar.

:ughh:

The 'R' fell off and all it says now is K-uger.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Chicken Boo posted:

The 'R' fell off and all it says now is K-uger.

Sounds like one of those old-time car horns!

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

JethroMcB posted:

Sounds like one of those old-time car horns!

Look George, I can spin five times around in my chair!

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