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I've been working out. Went from a size 40 to a 42. Yeah, I'm huge.
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# ? Aug 25, 2010 15:35 |
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Yeah, we should let this place air out anyway. It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.
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# ? Aug 25, 2010 15:43 |
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"Boy, George is a weird guy, isn't he?" "Yeah."
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# ? Aug 25, 2010 16:11 |
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Alright, I admit it, I slept with Nina but that's all. That's all? That's everything, I don't even know what the rest of it is for anyway.
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# ? Aug 25, 2010 20:23 |
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Ash1138 posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?!
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 09:07 |
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What happened to you? ... Raquel Welch...
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 09:33 |
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SlipkPIe posted:pics That's awesome.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 10:06 |
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Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 16:50 |
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Max22 posted:MARISA TOMEI!!
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 17:46 |
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I notice you threw "stocky" in there.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 17:56 |
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Konec Hry posted:What happened to you? Jon Voight bit me.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 20:20 |
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Bobfromsales posted:Jon Voight bit me. Kramer bit me.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 20:27 |
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Truefact: I seen FDR performing at a show in Edinburgh at the weekend.
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 22:41 |
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UKRANE IS NOT VEEK
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# ? Aug 26, 2010 23:43 |
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Ash1138 posted:Loves bald. She's BALD!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 00:18 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Kramer bit me. He locked onto my ankle like it was a soup bone!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 00:37 |
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:She's BALD! Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was... hello!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 00:48 |
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Jerry don't leave me with denim vest! He's smoothing it!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 01:53 |
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I ....... WAS bald.
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 01:57 |
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Martytoof posted:I ....... WAS bald. I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 02:41 |
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I WAS bald!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 02:49 |
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Good. Revenge is very good!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 03:06 |
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Estelle's got the jimmy arms You can get that in your arms? Like you wouldnt- bleev!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 03:48 |
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Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag. Edit: I honestly can not understand why people can dislike season 9 of this show. The first episode "The Butter Shave" is a perfect lead-in to "The Voice" which I think might be my favorite episode of the series. Parachute fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 27, 2010 |
# ? Aug 27, 2010 04:10 |
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I just realized that the owner of the bar I go to reminds me of Banya. EDIT: Parachute posted:Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag. Holy poo poo! That's the same episode that's on at my local broadcast right now! That means I'll miss The Voice tomorrow though. Hellooo Jerry Iron Crowned fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 27, 2010 |
# ? Aug 27, 2010 04:34 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I just realized that the owner of the bar I go to reminds me of Banya. Is he the best? The BEST?
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 04:36 |
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You, Cougar. My son says YOUR COMPANY STINKS
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 05:59 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it! Favorite Elaine quote, ever. Her delivery is priceless.
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 06:10 |
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The Voice is objectively the best episode of the series.
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 06:34 |
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Hello Marjorie? George Costanza. How are you sweetheart? Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 06:43 |
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Martytoof posted:Hello Marjorie? George Costanza. It's like Hitler's last days in here...
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 06:53 |
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Locutus Of Bored posted:The Voice is objectively the best episode of the series. Wikipedia posted:The basis of the talking stomach was Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's real life experience of imagining his girlfriend's anus talking to him while she slept. He recounted the idea to his fellow writers on Seinfeld, where the anus' voice became something of an inside-joke. He told his girlfriend this, and her reaction was much like Claire's in the episode. After the writing staff decided to incorporate it into an episode, Seinfeld decided to change it to her stomach talking to her, so that it wouldn't appear to be simple "body humor." Seinfeld later commented that he wished they had kept it as a talking anus. ...
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 10:54 |
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A talking belly button is much funnier than a talking anus. Edit: I'd also like to point out that in this glorious episode, George asks Gordon Jump's character Mr. Thomassoulo if he's ever seen The Incredible Hulk, a show that Gordon Jump guest starred on back in the 70's. Locutus of Bald fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Aug 27, 2010 |
# ? Aug 27, 2010 11:23 |
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Parachute posted:Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag. Some of the episodes get a little too wacky (Newman trying to eat Kramer), but on the whole it definitely has a lot of my favorite episodes. I mean, come on: fake-handicapped George, Festivus, the Merv Griffin set, Twix
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 14:19 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:You, Cougar. My son says YOUR COMPANY STINKS
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 14:28 |
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Not to Frank it isnt
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 15:10 |
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Terrible Horse posted:Not to Frank it isnt
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 15:43 |
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the aftermath posted:It's Kruger, not Cougar. The 'R' fell off and all it says now is K-uger.
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 15:45 |
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Chicken Boo posted:The 'R' fell off and all it says now is K-uger. Sounds like one of those old-time car horns!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 15:54 |
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JethroMcB posted:Sounds like one of those old-time car horns! Look George, I can spin five times around in my chair!
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# ? Aug 27, 2010 16:21 |