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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

semiavrage posted:

I'm looking for a game that was posted on the forums in the last year.

It's not so much a game as an evolution simulator, you boot it up, set some parameters, and within a half hour there is interesting virtual life all over your screen. I believe the game was the focus for or part of the focus of a thread, in which people would post their favorite "creations." Many of these were crazy killer worms that would just dominate and kill everything in your tank.

It was so cool, god someone help me find it!

http://www.swimbots.com/

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Mar 16, 2008

Why not?

Gorbash posted:

https://www.translationparty.com

If not, "equilibrium" might be the word you're looking for.

Heh. Equilibrium.
This is it. Thanks.

semiavrage
Apr 28, 2007

I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...

axolotl farmer posted:

http://www.swimbots.com/

I LOVE YOU

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Help me find the thread on this very forum (though it may not have been in GBS) where people were posting logic puzzles and whoever solved it would then post their own I can't find it anywhere and I don't have archives!

buzz wing wow
Aug 2, 2010
Ok, so one time I watched this short movie about a guy who bought an internet connection (i think?) and it went on the side of his computer, but it was playing up so he wrote to the company he bought it from and the whole movie was letters sent back and forth between the company and the customer. The customer starts to get ill due to the internet connection he bought? DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? I really think it was done by Tim and Eric because I think it references Cinco, but I can't find anything anywhere.

Knives and Hot Dust
Feb 21, 2010

metal gear??!?
I am looking for a website that let you choose from a list of software (like firefox, microsoft defender, opera, google chrome) and then it would create an executable for you download with all the soft ware you chose.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Knives and Hot Dust posted:

I am looking for a website that let you choose from a list of software (like firefox, microsoft defender, opera, google chrome) and then it would create an executable for you download with all the soft ware you chose.

You might be thinking of https://www.ninite.com. I've never used it myself so I can't say for sure it does what you describe but it gets a lot of mention in software threads.

CharlesWillisMaddox
Jun 6, 2007

by angerbeet
I'm looking for this one webcomic that starts off as a regular Christian webcomic, and throughout the characters start sliding further and further into evil and depravity. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Knives and Hot Dust
Feb 21, 2010

metal gear??!?

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

You might be thinking of https://www.ninite.com. I've never used it myself so I can't say for sure it does what you describe but it gets a lot of mention in software threads.

Thanks a lot man!

Perpetual
Sep 7, 2007

CharlesWillisMaddox posted:

I'm looking for this one webcomic that starts off as a regular Christian webcomic, and throughout the characters start sliding further and further into evil and depravity. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

I'm pretty sure I know which one you're thinking of. Doobl right?

Oddly enough its the first result on google for "christian webcomic".

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Pulling this thread back from the dead because there's a video clip that I've been looking for for some time. It was a clip from an old movie probably from the '70s or '80s.

It starts off with these two business guys, obviously the villains in the film. Nothing seems out of the ordinary as they talk with exaggerated evil voices. Then someone comes in and puts an object of some kind on the table. One of the business guys says something along the lines of "You know what this means? Ninja duel!". The second business guy just says "Aaaah, poo poo!" in the biggest "I really don't have time for this" tone I have ever heard.

It then cuts to them, in full ninja gear in a field where they fight another pair of ninjas.

YouTube is bringing nothing up, given how vague "ninja duel" is in the search bar.

eskimaux
Jun 28, 2007
A strange urge to find that ridiculously long and detailed review of LOTR:Fellowship of the rings collectors edition DVD came over me recently, but I can't find it. It was on a front page update I think. I want to see if I can actually make it through it...

Lazermaniac
Sep 2, 2007
Do not stare into beam with remaining eye.
Some of you may remember the website Real Ultimate Power. Way back in the day, maybe 2003 or so, the website featured two "ninja songs". One was (and still is) a fairly crappy 30-second mashup of the inane sounds posted by the website's author. The other one, while also a mashup of the inane sounds posted by the website's author, was fairly passable and around 3 minutes long. The URL was "www.freedommusic.co.uk/ninja.mp3" That particular track has since been removed from the RUP page, and its original author's page is long gone. I had a copy of said track until around 2005 or so when I lost both copies of it to a nearly simultaneous mp3 player destruction and HDD failure. If anyone can be depended on to collect various humorous poo poo from the internet, it's you goons, and so I humbly request assistance in this matter.

Lazermaniac fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Nov 16, 2010

Mr_Biggs
Oct 7, 2010
While not strictly "internet junk", I was wondering whether any of you could remind me of the name of a relatively old game in which you run a space station shaped like a donut, sections of which you have to unlock. There were 3 levels to the stations, industrial/residential, recreational and natural where you could modify the landscape etc. Different features of your station would attract different types of aliens to live there etc. I know that's a really lovely description but I'm hoping to strike it lucky here.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Mr_Biggs posted:

While not strictly "internet junk", I was wondering whether any of you could remind me of the name of a relatively old game in which you run a space station shaped like a donut, sections of which you have to unlock. There were 3 levels to the stations, industrial/residential, recreational and natural where you could modify the landscape etc. Different features of your station would attract different types of aliens to live there etc. I know that's a really lovely description but I'm hoping to strike it lucky here.

Pretty sure that was Startopia, that game rocked.

Mr_Biggs
Oct 7, 2010

priznat posted:

Pretty sure that was Startopia, that game rocked.

You Sir, are spot on, and are now my personal hero.

CharlesWillisMaddox
Jun 6, 2007

by angerbeet
Anyone remember this game? It was an isometric 3D game where you were a survivor in a zombie infested place, and you'd go building to building saving survivors and capturing buildings. It had very basic graphics, so I'm thinking it was an indie game.

edit: Well, I googled what I posted and got my answer, Survival Crisis Z.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
Does any goon here remember some screenshot Starcraft Let's Play here? I tried the search function, and I toyed with the archives, but I never found it. A link would be much appreciated; I think it was within five years ago, but I honestly cannot say for sure.

Alkaphanel
Dec 29, 2008

Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:

Pulling this thread back from the dead because there's a video clip that I've been looking for for some time. It was a clip from an old movie probably from the '70s or '80s.

It starts off with these two business guys, obviously the villains in the film. Nothing seems out of the ordinary as they talk with exaggerated evil voices. Then someone comes in and puts an object of some kind on the table. One of the business guys says something along the lines of "You know what this means? Ninja duel!". The second business guy just says "Aaaah, poo poo!" in the biggest "I really don't have time for this" tone I have ever heard.

It then cuts to them, in full ninja gear in a field where they fight another pair of ninjas.

YouTube is bringing nothing up, given how vague "ninja duel" is in the search bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_1HJbMngE

I like that all these ninjas are Australian.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Mr_Biggs posted:

You Sir, are spot on, and are now my personal hero.

Thanks, and you have great taste in vintage games :cool:

I have a hankering to play some startopia now!

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Alkaphanel posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_1HJbMngE

I like that all these ninjas are Australian.

This sorta happened accidentally:
YoutubedoublerofthatvideoandLuxAeterna

This song is like the that Inception track.

Whiirrr
Feb 14, 2006

Soiled Meat
I have been trying to find this site that had a interactive map of the United States and each state was ranked/listed by what LGBT rights they provided. It was pretty comprehensive, but I can't find it no matter how hard I look.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I remember watching a very short video clip of a guy hiding behind a door, calling to his friend who came running into the room and then hitting him in the face with a cardboard box. I think the filename was "brutality.avi" or somesuch. Anyone remember this?

Skandiaavity
Apr 20, 2005
Long shot - basically a flash file or animation, some (korean? asian voice) girl was going on and on about Samsung, and could not figure out why everyone loved Samsung. it ends up with her having an orgasm in the kitchen to a Samsung device claiming OH SAMSUNG OHHHHHHH SAMMSUNNGGGGGG. Was muy hilaridad

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010
I'm looking for an image of rageguy (I know... I'm so sorry :() as Jigsaw. The dialogue goes like this:
Jigsaw: "Let's play a game..."
Victim: "But I have a mac"
Jigsaw: "FUUUU-"

Source of Happyness
Mar 2, 2007

you should come outside sometime, it is great out here

Skandiaavity posted:

Long shot - basically a flash file or animation, some (korean? asian voice) girl was going on and on about Samsung, and could not figure out why everyone loved Samsung. it ends up with her having an orgasm in the kitchen to a Samsung device claiming OH SAMSUNG OHHHHHHH SAMMSUNNGGGGGG. Was muy hilaridad
This?
http://www.yhchang.com/SAMSUNG_MEANS_TO_COME.html

Skandiaavity
Apr 20, 2005
yessss, grazie!

andy17null
Nov 29, 2007

I'M SO GODDAMN RETARDED, I THINK THIS IS LITERALLY REAL MONEY

Whiirrr posted:

I have been trying to find this site that had a interactive map of the United States and each state was ranked/listed by what LGBT rights they provided. It was pretty comprehensive, but I can't find it no matter how hard I look.

This?
(first result on google, http://www.google.com/search?q=gay+rights+interactive+map)

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Many years ago when I used to post on LWS (2006?) there were two sites I wish I could see again

1 was a webcomic about two characters (one of whom was a talking chili pepper) and called something like "space patrol"

the other was a kind of faux hentai comedy comic site that had strips like "If tentacle porn was real" where a woman and a tentacle argue about shopping and in-laws and an ongoing series where a mom tries to get with her son and accidentally kills his girlfriend (which wasnt as creepy as it sounds in my head - i hope)

Google cant help me with either

Whiirrr
Feb 14, 2006

Soiled Meat

andy17null posted:

This?
(first result on google, http://www.google.com/search?q=gay+rights+interactive+map)

No, it has all LGBT rights kinda summed up, not just gay marriage. There was also a ranking like which state had the best laws for people's rights.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Manwithastick posted:

the other was a kind of faux hentai comedy comic site that had strips like "If tentacle porn was real" where a woman and a tentacle argue about shopping and in-laws and an ongoing series where a mom tries to get with her son and accidentally kills his girlfriend (which wasnt as creepy as it sounds in my head - i hope)

Could this be two?

The first sounds a little like Ghastly's Ghastly Comic (http://www.ghastlycomic.com , though neither the first nor last comic are typical), while the second is part of the "Kenta's Horny Mom" arc from Sexy Losers (death scene here, aftermath here).

Edit: Maybe it was all Sexy Losers? http://sexylosers.com/016.html.

Lotta tentacle porn in webcomics, it seems.

Resident Idiot fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Nov 22, 2010

Favorabilis Solitud
May 18, 2006
And that's the way it was.
There is this guy: Pekiti. He has two youtube accounts. He kinda blew up for a little while not too long ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IMHzibGqI&feature=channel

He had a video where he was trimming a bush with a knife. It was pretty insane.

He must have removed it but I am curious if anyone knows what I am talking about and might be able to find the video. Thanks.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
This is a double-post but whatever-it's related here too.

I remember reading a story (probably goon-written knowing my internet past) about some guy's history with Stretch Armstrong toys and it's corn-syrup filled form contributed to his diabetes since his sugar-deprived childhood pushed him to cut open his stretch armstrongs and such the sugary fluids from within.

Toastline
Dec 7, 2005
Chain Chomp
There was a trailer for a fake American movie, done by some French folks IIRC. It had a lot of cursing, and I think ended with the phrase "It's a gently caress." Pretty sure I saw it on youtube, linked in an SA thread some time...

Prof. Numbers
Dec 8, 2008

I'm a genius! *ow*

Toastline posted:

There was a trailer for a fake American movie, done by some French folks IIRC. It had a lot of cursing, and I think ended with the phrase "It's a gently caress." Pretty sure I saw it on youtube, linked in an SA thread some time...

Les inconnus - gently caress you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOpUfspL8ls

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
Slight request, but there was this animated .gif file of The King of All Cosmos vomiting out his royal rainbow from the original Katamari Damacy.

I'll be damned if I can find it again. I need it to feel complete.

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...
I don't know if this was on here or someone linked it, but there was something about Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks actually being schizophrenic and the chipmunks just being wild. Sort of like the Garfield comics without his speech bubbles.

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Jan 17, 2001

Forum Veteran

I'm looking for an old counter-strike wallpaper, IIRC, it was really a painting of a typical snowy christmas house with what appears to be a counter terrorist team approaching it.

It either said "happy holidays" or "merry christmas"

Anyone remember such a wallpaper?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I've been toying with this Flash Tenori-on simulator for the last couple of days at http://lab.andre-michelle.com/swf/fl10/ToneMatrix.swf , but I defintely remember there being something very similar to this a year or so ago, which had the tenori-on but also a bunch of simulated effects pedals you could add into the sound. Anyone?

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Does anyone remember the advertisements for the "Extreme Platform Jumping School"? I want to say it was an old viral campaign precursor to Gamefly. Anyway, they had a site full of amazing videos such as "EXTREME LADDERS!", and I've not been able to find a single video anywhere. Help me, internet!

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