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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

dur posted:

Yeah, I've got a former coworker who is a lot like this. In what's become a running joke, I corrected a current co-worker when she posted "could of", and got this in response from the former co-worker:

"[dur] is just an angry little man who is anal as hell about anything and everything. The fact that he is a flaming lib makes it all that much better. Enough is enough little man, take your square lib glasses and naive opinions and go away. No one will miss you."

I haven't even talked to the dude in over a year, too. I think that makes it even more sad.

loving liberals and their spelling.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dur posted:

"[dur] is just an angry little man who is anal as hell about anything and everything. The fact that he is a flaming lib makes it all that much better. Enough is enough little man, take your square lib glasses and naive opinions and go away. No one will miss you."

You should have claimed that you are a Liberian and he was using racial slurs*

*Will only work if you're black

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

dur posted:

Yeah, I've got a former coworker who is a lot like this. In what's become a running joke, I corrected a current co-worker when she posted "could of", and got this in response from the former co-worker:

"[dur] is just an angry little man who is anal as hell about anything and everything. The fact that he is a flaming lib makes it all that much better. Enough is enough little man, take your square lib glasses and naive opinions and go away. No one will miss you."

I haven't even talked to the dude in over a year, too. I think that makes it even more sad.

I've had a similar response to times I tried to throw a couple of cents into something that was contrary to how I would have viewed something. I don't mind a reasonable response, but things that like are just ad hominem bullshit.

edit: I just realized you weren't even making any kind of major statement, just correcting grammar. Jesus, that is pretty off the deep end, you loving lib!

tek79 fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 20, 2010

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

NaturallyAspergated posted:

You should have claimed that you are a Liberian and he was using racial slurs*

*Will only work if you're black

If you're going to be that ridiculous you might as well just go the full nine yards and get offended if he questions the possibility of a white African.

PUNCHITCHEWIE
Apr 4, 2009
IF I'M TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL, IGNORE ME. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.

tek79 posted:

I've had a similar response to times I tried to throw a couple of cents into something that was contrary to how I would have viewed something. I don't mind a reasonable response, but things that like are just ad hominem bullshit.

edit: I just realized you weren't even making any kind of major statement, just correcting grammar. Jesus, that is pretty off the deep end, you loving lib!

To be fair, the sperglords who correct "could of" because they are passive aggressive douchebags are pretty infuriating no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

PUNCHITCHEWIE posted:

To be fair, the sperglords who correct "could of" because they are passive aggressive douchebags are pretty infuriating no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum.

Didn't you read the full context of what dur was saying? dur's comment about his correction being "a running joke" implies that his correction was more in jest based on an inside joke from his workplace, rather than him being anal about grammar. Either way, dur's point still stands since the reaction to his correction was completely over the top. Correcting someones grammar doesn't warrant something to the effect of "HE'S A LIBERAL SO gently caress HIM ARRGHHHHH!!!!!".

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


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PUNCHITCHEWIE posted:

To be fair, the sperglords who correct "could of" because they are passive aggressive douchebags are pretty infuriating no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum.
Ugh, I didn't want this to be a Thing but christ, dude, it's some loving around between co-workers, not some spergy grammar nazi bullshit.

JGTheSpy
Jul 31, 2002
Excuse me, but if I could have a moment of your time, I'd like to explain why you're not actually enjoying that game that you're enjoying. You see, I am in fact an expert. At games. I know, it's impressive.

PUNCHITCHEWIE posted:

To be fair, the sperglords who correct "could of" because they are passive aggressive douchebags are pretty infuriating no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum.

Why? Because they want to help people say things correctly? I'd say you're a bigger sperglord if you freak out any time someone tries to help you with something simple.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

dur posted:

Ugh, I didn't want this to be a Thing but christ, dude, it's some loving around between co-workers, not some spergy grammar nazi bullshit.

Exactly! THIS is spergy grammer Nazi bullshit:

Let's examine this post.

PUNCHITCHEWIE posted:

To be fair, the sperglords who correct "could of" because they are passive aggressive douchebags are pretty infuriating no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum.

This is a pretty poorly organized sentence. First off, just take out "To be fair". Everybody knows that "To be fair" is a codeword for "I'm going to insult someone now and hope you're too thick to notice it's directed at you", and by using it others will deem your post less worthy of being taken seriously.

Next, it's a little confusing to read. Are you implying that ALL grammar correcting sperglords are passive aggressive douchebags? If so, you probably want to remove "because they are" after "'Could of'" and move "passive aggressive douchebags" to in front of sperglord, so it reads "the passive aggressive douchbag speglords who correct 'could of' are pretty infuriating..."

The sentence also feels like a bit of a run-on. It's not as bad as it could be, but I feel that the sentence would benefit greatly from either additional commas, splitting it into two sentences, or removing some of the bloat. Cutting out the whole "because they are passive aggressive douchebags", for example, makes the sentence both much cleaner and removes the blatant insult towards the person you're commenting on.

The last part of your sentence, "...no matter where you stand on the political or educational spectrum" seems a bit redundant, as it's already been stated that the the sperglord in question is a "Passive Aggressive Douchebag," and the sentence seems to go on for too long without pause. Perhaps a better solution would be to cut it down and move it somewhere that you can add a comma.

So, instead of your original statement, I suggest the following alteration:
"Regardless of your political views, the sperglords who correct "could of" are pretty infuriating."

See? With some simple editorial effort, your post is now far less insulting, and is both slimmer and easier to read, communicating your point much more effectively and in a manner that will allow people to take you seriously. :eng101:

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh
I don't know if this is from an email or not, but my dad has apparently been getting some crazy ideas from somewhere. The other night he started arguing against universal health care because if they DO have universal healthcare, the government is going to take away the right to smoke and drink. The lynch pin of his argument was that the government already makes you wear your seatbelt, so it's only the natural conclusion to things. Then he brought up prohibition as proof that the government can and will do this.

I don't even know how to respond to something like that.

JamesJBuffalkill
Sep 14, 2004
A Textbook for an SA Account. I'm Sold!

Thenipwax posted:

I don't know if this is from an email or not, but my dad has apparently been getting some crazy ideas from somewhere. The other night he started arguing against universal health care because if they DO have universal healthcare, the government is going to take away the right to smoke and drink. The lynch pin of his argument was that the government already makes you wear your seatbelt, so it's only the natural conclusion to things. Then he brought up prohibition as proof that the government can and will do this.

I don't even know how to respond to something like that.

Point to other UHC counties that don't ban those things? Wherein people start drinking at a younger age?

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

JamesJBuffalkill posted:

Point to other UHC counties that don't ban those things? Wherein people start drinking at a younger age?
The problem is that logic and rationality don't matter to somebody who is convinced that they're correct.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Britain has one of the biggest problems with drinking in Europe, and we've got UHC. :britain:

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Thenipwax posted:

I don't know if this is from an email or not, but my dad has apparently been getting some crazy ideas from somewhere. The other night he started arguing against universal health care because if they DO have universal healthcare, the government is going to take away the right to smoke and drink. The lynch pin of his argument was that the government already makes you wear your seatbelt, so it's only the natural conclusion to things. Then he brought up prohibition as proof that the government can and will do this.

I don't even know how to respond to something like that.

Sounds like a good old fashioned slippery slope fallacy. Ask him if he'd rather have his vices, or the comfort of knowing that him or his loved ones won't die because an insurance company denied their cancer treatments.

Thenipwax
Jun 20, 2001

by Ozmaugh

tek79 posted:

Sounds like a good old fashioned slippery slope fallacy. Ask him if he'd rather have his vices, or the comfort of knowing that him or his loved ones won't die because an insurance company denied their cancer treatments.

I told him it was a slippery slope fallacy, but he just ignored it and kept raising his voice and his finger like he was making a good point.

I already know he'd rather have his vices! If somebody's insurance denied them anything, it must've been because they didn't work hard enough or have a good enough job.

Thenipwax fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Dec 20, 2010

Typhoon Jim
Sep 20, 2004

space moo
I would rather say happy christmas; merry christmas is so..... British.

ljw1004
Jan 18, 2005

rum

Thenipwax posted:

The other night he started arguing against universal health care because if they DO have universal healthcare, the government is going to take away the right to smoke and drink.
I don't even know how to respond to something like that.

In Britain I've heard the NHS used often as a justification for higher taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.

Typhoon Jim
Sep 20, 2004

space moo

ljw1004 posted:

In Britain I've heard the NHS used often as a justification for higher taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.

We do the same drat thing here in the US and we don't even have national healthcare.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
http://www.facebook.com/pages/DEAR-...85523370?v=wall

Crazy_facebook_postings.txt

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)

the posted:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DEAR-...85523370?v=wall

Crazy_facebook_postings.txt

It's even more sad when I see that "2 of my friends like this page" :smith:

Edit: Scoot Carlson is the most dangerously insane human being I've ever seen

UltraPenguinX fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Dec 20, 2010

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

UltraPenguinX posted:

It's even more sad when I see that "2 of my friends like this page" :smith:

I saw the same thing. The good news is now I have 2 fewer friends.

sheri
Dec 30, 2002

Miss Fats posted:

I saw the same thing. The good news is now I have 2 fewer friends.

Same here. And one was an aunt.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

perianwyr posted:

I would rather say happy christmas; merry christmas is so..... British.

Ironically, I've only heard "Happy Christmas" said on the British TV shows I watch.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club
1 friend likes this.

:sigh:

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


None of my friends liked it- probably because I purged all my Republican classmates from my friends list and kept it limited to family and actual friends.

The Bunk
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, I just don't know
where to begin.
Fun Shoe
Does everyone have 2 rear end in a top hat friends? It was the same for me, though they are really more like acquaintances anyway. I remember earlier this summer when one of the girls was complaining that the US was helping Haiti too much.

Typhoon Jim
Sep 20, 2004

space moo

Deuce posted:

1 friend likes this.

:sigh:

It is altogether possible that some of your friends have joined it for trolling purposes.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

JamesJBuffalkill posted:

Point to other UHC counties that don't ban those things? Wherein people start drinking at a younger age?

"Point to other countries" is a fantastic argument for about 80% of the issues America gets so worked up about. Universal healthcare? Gays in the military? Gay marriage? Abolishing capital punishment? Hey, Canada's still trucking!

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

freebooter posted:

"Point to other countries" is a fantastic argument for about 80% of the issues America gets so worked up about. Universal healthcare? Gays in the military? Gay marriage? Abolishing capital punishment? Hey, Canada's still trucking!

I think you fail to understand just how different we are from them. I mean, sure it works on Europe and sure Germany has 1/3rd of our population but it clearly wouldn't work here in the US. We're just too different, bro. Too different. Too different. Too different.

trans fat
Jul 29, 2007

the posted:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DEAR-...85523370?v=wall

Crazy_facebook_postings.txt

23 friends. . .

I also have friends who like poo poo like Tea Party Patriots and Nobama. We're still in high school so I'm hoping that they can grow out of this poo poo at least.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

TGLT posted:

I think you fail to understand just how different we are from them. I mean, sure it works on Europe and sure Germany has 1/3rd of our population but it clearly wouldn't work here in the US. We're just too different, bro. Too different. Too different. Too different.

I know how far silly "facts" and "reality" often gets people, but how about pointing out that everyone loves Medicare, which already helps more people than Canada's universal health care, or that Israel, the only foreign military conservatives won't smirk at, allows homosexuals to serve?

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
1 friend likes it here, but she's pretty monumentally stupid and always ends up agreeing with me when I call her out on anything political she posts, yet continues to do it again and again. Poor thing.

Smudgie Buggler
Feb 27, 2005

SET PHASERS TO "GRINDING TEDIUM"

Dr Christmas posted:

I know how far silly "facts" and "reality" often gets people, but how about pointing out that everyone loves Medicare, which already helps more people than Canada's universal health care, or that Israel, the only foreign military conservatives won't smirk at, allows homosexuals to serve?
"Allows?" It's loving mandatory!

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

the posted:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/DEAR-...85523370?v=wall

Crazy_facebook_postings.txt
Three friends.

Thankfully none of them are politically active on Facebook.

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

perianwyr posted:

It is altogether possible that some of your friends have joined it for trolling purposes.

This one is a newly-converted libertarian.

Sikreci
Mar 23, 2006

I thought this one was especially fun because what you see is exactly how it arrived in my inbox (minus giant, green, Comic Sans font). I'm assuming there were, at some point along the forward chain, images of Christmas trees involved.

However, someone somewhere decided that even with broken images, the core message about Allah plants (gotta work that Muslim-hate in there somehow, damnit!) and Hanukkah bushes ruining the true meaning of Christmas just had to continue being passed along anyway.

quote:

MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL!!
This is a Christmas Tree!!
BEE3AEA0F41E4095B55368B937E81975@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
0F70FB5644B04411B3D0A1F973DCCD66@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
218F3CFCEA644012A42AEED175F0A802@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
8FE84461518241CB8CDD630279C835CC@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
C214BF475D8C4415A3761D5A91886188@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
5BB0D888B9EB4538A758E910D3412F8C@guy0025e966b13
This is a Christmas Tree
D286EB7221E24E98A7167F0229222874@guy0025e966b13
And these are Christmas Trees also
These are NOT Holiday Trees
They are NOT Winter Festival trees
They are NOT Hanukkah bushes
They are NOT Allah plants
They are Christmas trees!!!
Say it...
Christmas , Christmas , CHRISTmas
Yes, CHRISTmas - not Holiday!
We are not celebrating the birth of a Holiday !!!
We are Celebrating the Birth of Jesus Christ!!!
So I would like to say to each and everyone of you,
Have a Very Merry CHRISTMAS
and may GOD BLESS each and every one of you!!!
Take a stand and pass this on !!

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

"Allah Plant" should be the expression used to describe a meaningless word or expression that's created to appeal to bigots.

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
What makes a Christmas tree specifically a Christian symbol, anyway? I can't really find any solid history linking the two.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

In Turkey they have New Year trees, which are exactly the same as Christmas trees, minus any Santa and Jesus related decorations. Around December 25th Istanbul has loads of decorations up, and Santa occasionally makes an appearence in shop windows as well, so it feels very Christmassy.

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T-1000
Mar 28, 2010

doctor iono posted:

What makes a Christmas tree specifically a Christian symbol, anyway? I can't really find any solid history linking the two.
It's just a Christmastime tradition that started in the late middle ages near Germany. There's nothing about it in the Bible and from a Christian perspective, there are a hell of a lot more important things to do with Christmas than the tree.

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