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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Snark posted:

Windows 95? Pfft. OS/2 is the future.

"Nobody likes Windows. Why would anyone want it on the phone?"
"LOL You're right it doesn't even work on PCs now!"

Okay I need an upside down :cthulhu: for Robin.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Has anyone told Howard that he can watch YouPorn on his windows phone?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Speaking of soundboards, why do you catch Fred saying things like I can't pull up those two sounds, they are on different pages.

Can't they come up with a better way to play fart sounds and cougars roaring at the same time?

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Its on Gary preview page 1 in red.
They use the Prophet system thats a few generation old and apparently it has some limitations.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Former Human posted:





That looks like the screen on my mechanics diagnostic equipment for testing my exhaust.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Oh man, that is so horrible. Poor Fred!

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Goddamn does that ever look like a programmer designed that.

Edit: Of course, I guess it's better than pulling carts.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



That app totally needs a dual touch screen interface. The second screen would be purely a 'scratch pad' where you could add current sounds that you want to play with.

Done!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

EngineerJoe posted:

That app totally needs a dual touch screen interface. The second screen would be purely a 'scratch pad' where you could add current sounds that you want to play with.

Done!

Call Ralph up, sounds like something he could do with an iPad.

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts

AxeManiac posted:

Call Ralph up, sounds like something he could do with an iPad.

Much easier than getting a DVD onto an ipad, for sure.

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
Just posting to say that no Gossip Game on yesterday's show made my loving day.

MasonReese
Oct 8, 2004

This is gross misconduct!
Earlier today JD posted his email address on twitter in an effort to reach Alan Sepinwall. I changed my name in my email client to read as Alan Sepinwall. He responded saying wants the sound files from some Oprah Press Conference.

I think I am going to just send him an MP3 of something, maybe him stammering.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Former Human posted:





HOOOOLY JESUS

How does Fred (or Howard) manage to get anything played correctly with that??

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That's what Howard/Sal/Gary's stuff looks like. Fred, while using the same system, I bet has his tweaked to just what he wants so he can fly to and from with ease. I doubt Fred's stuff is anywhere near that much of a clusterfuck.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I remember always goofing on Howard for the whole "I cant find this on my page" but after I realized what they were using it made more sense.

CrazyAss13
Jun 12, 2002
Awesome Dude
"A sultry transsexual porn star from LA -- in town to film a video, appear on the Howard Stern show and hang out with Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss -- told cops she got the scare of her life in an apartment with an obsessed fan who collected grenades."

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/porn_date_is_nearly_blast_LKaoiFARWX13x6FsP2pUxI#ixzz1AOKx0KSE

I wonder if she's was going to be on with KC's tranny?

Graviton v2
Mar 2, 2007

by angerbeet

Ether Frenzy posted:

HOOOOLY JESUS

How does Fred (or Howard) manage to get anything played correctly with that??
Oh come on, it looks horrible but its mega functional.(assuming they are touchscreen which they are) what do you want to do fag about resizing stupid web widgets or just press a button and make it play something.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Graviton v2 posted:

Oh come on, it looks horrible but its mega functional.(assuming they are touchscreen which they are) what do you want to do fag about resizing stupid web widgets or just press a button and make it play something.

I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

HOOOOLY JESUS

How does Fred (or Howard) manage to get anything played correctly with that??

The resolution is what gets me. Skip the touchscreen, just use a mouse with hyperlinks and you could save a ton of screen space and fit more in. I wonder how much money goes into keeping that software operational on new computers.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Graviton v2 posted:

Oh come on, it looks horrible but its mega functional.(assuming they are touchscreen which they are) what do you want to do fag about resizing stupid web widgets or just press a button and make it play something.

That's not a touch screen, it's a 17" Samsung SyncMaster 710n. See the mouse cursor there?

Even if it wasn't a mousing navigational nightmare, are you honestly saying this is the best UI possible to have a listing of twenty 1 minute sound clips?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Smeep posted:

I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

I think it's Hateman.

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? I love the idea of a grown man yelling non stop at Robin.

Graviton v2
Mar 2, 2007

by angerbeet

Ether Frenzy posted:

That's not a touch screen, it's a 17" Samsung SyncMaster 710n. See the mouse cursor there?

Even if it wasn't a mousing navigational nightmare, are you honestly saying this is the best UI possible to have a listing of twenty 1 minute sound clips?
If its not touch which I think it is i will take this back.

Yes, if you want immediate go to now GUI you need big horrible buttons. Trust me I wrote one of the first touch screen supermarket software apps and we tried it with faffing about small bits.

But like I said if they are mostly mousing with that then whatever.

I really doubt Howard and Fred are mousing much, not being perfect im happy to be proved wrong :)

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I've seen enough TV of the show to think both are mousing. You never see Howard reaching for clips, not even a motion of his arms moving. His console is huge and there's no monitor that's an easy reach away. Plus he's always looking up when searching for clips, never down as if they built one into the console.

I really don't think they're doing touch.

therapy
Jun 12, 2001

Living the dream
Well, the monitor in the picture isn't a touch screen monitor, so unless it's mirroring another monitor somewhere else that IS touch screen, I'd say they're using the mouse.

It's a functional thing but not exactly pretty. It does make stuff easy to find. "Gary Preview page 1 in red" or "JD page 4 in green" or whatever would be easy to find with the combination of drop-downs and large, easily-read buttons.

My guess is that they're so big because everyone on the show is over 50 and has problems reading up close.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

therapy posted:

Well, the monitor in the picture isn't a touch screen monitor, so unless it's mirroring another monitor somewhere else that IS touch screen, I'd say they're using the mouse.

It's a functional thing but not exactly pretty. It does make stuff easy to find. "Gary Preview page 1 in red" or "JD page 4 in green" or whatever would be easy to find with the combination of drop-downs and large, easily-read buttons.

My guess is that they're so big because everyone on the show is over 50 and has problems reading up close.

Maybe, but then the text would fill more of the boxes and be in a larger font. Even if Howard can figure it out, it's still not put together well. It looks pretty awful since there's these giant colorful boxes with tiny font. And it's going off the side of the boxes.

It's a loving nightmare.

Graviton v2
Mar 2, 2007

by angerbeet
We should really just email Richard and ask.

In fact done:

quote:

A question from your fans on the somethingawful forums.

We were discussing the software Howard and Fred use while running the show and we wondered if they had touchscreen to operate it?

Thanks man,

Paul.

Link to our fan thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378673

I might orgasm if he replies.

Graviton v2 fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jan 8, 2011

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I hope it's long ropes, those are my faaaaaavorite.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Graviton v2 posted:

We should really just email Richard and ask.

In fact done:


I might orgasm if he replies.

Oh, do post the replay!

Sometimes when my brothers and I ask one another where something is the other ones will answer: "It's on Gary, Preview Page, third column over in green." And it never fails to make me laugh.

(In my head, the pages are proper nouns)

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Two awful tech derails in one day.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Graviton v2 posted:

We should really just email Richard and ask.

In fact done:


I might orgasm if he replies.

I'm pretty sure I recall Howard bitching that his mouse 'froze' one day which leads me to think that they don't have touch screens.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
There's no way in hell they use touchscreens.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Qaz Kwaz posted:

There's no way in hell they use touchscreens.

Yeah. We'd have heard references to the physical hilarity whenever they go crazy with the drops. Imagine the visual of Fred doing one of his drop jams over a song via a touchscreen.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

musclecoder posted:

Goddamn does that ever look like a programmer designed that.

Edit: Of course, I guess it's better than pulling carts.

I actually miss the sound of carts being thrown around :(

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Qaz Kwaz posted:

There's no way in hell they use touchscreens.

They'd have to constantly be cleaning the screens with Windex or whatever and Howard would freak about chemicals getting on his dainty fingertips and he'd end up wearing surgical gloves in the studio.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Smeep posted:

They'd have to constantly be cleaning the screens with Windex or whatever and Howard would freak about chemicals getting on his dainty fingertips and he'd end up wearing surgical gloves in the studio.

Or those finger condoms that Jackie used to use.

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

Did we ever find out why the Eric the Midget real doll never got made?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manwithastick posted:

Did we ever find out why the Eric the Midget real doll never got made?

Howard lied.

I would have given anything to see Artie plow that little midget bung hole.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Speaking of Artie, was it ever fully explained how he got the part in Elf? Judging by the friendship Howard seems to have with Favreau, it seems like that is how he may have secured the part.

Does anybody know details on that subject? Or is it just a boring 'hey he auditioned for it idiot' kind of thing?

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Because they wanted a surly fat guy? Don't think Howard cared about Jon until he made Iron Man

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