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quote:A small group of young people who have taken drugs have attacked police station like mice ... They have taken advantage of this peace and stability ... However it is not their fault these young people; they tried to imitate what happened in Tunisia ... However there is a small group of sick people that has infiltrated in cities that are circulating drugs and money. "Oh man, I'm so high, I'm going to gently caress up some police like I'm a loving mouse and poo poo."
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Feb 22, 2011 17:12
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Fuuuuck, he's literally just ranting and raving, can anyone actual tell if there's any kind of coherent thread to what he's saying? Is he suggesting anything? It just sounds like he's going on and on about 'And then we fought Sadat! And then Haile Selassie! This guy got shot!". I feel like he's a pisshead who's cornered me in a pub and is going on at me but I can't quite understand what he's saying so I'm just nodding politely and hoping he goes away soon.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:13
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holy poo poo I want that statue
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Feb 22, 2011 17:13
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Holy poo poo! This man is poop-smearing, panty-on-head-wearing nuts!  I can't figure out if I still hate him or if I just want someone to shoot his crazy rear end to put him out of his misery.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:13
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Is he trying to blame outside forces for hiring mercenaires to attack the people?
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Feb 22, 2011 17:14
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Pureauthor posted:You could try asking why he thinks America would pay to have one of their biggest allies remvoed from power. So that they get an excuse to invade them!  Sheesh, the Colonel is rambling like the demented old fart that he is about kids on drugs and foreigners!
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Feb 22, 2011 17:15
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This is like a improvisational jazz version of Mubarak last speech.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:15
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"Get out of your homes and defend Lybia from the mercenaries I hired and the planes I launched."
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Feb 22, 2011 17:15
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TangerineDream posted:
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Feb 22, 2011 17:15
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Back to blaming America for everything. Gonna party like it's 1986.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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I know I shouldn't be laughing at an awful situation like this, but the guy is just so batfuck insane that I can't help it. The whole thing is ridiculous.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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poo poo, I can't even keep track of what he's going on about. Americans and italians? Holding a rifle to be brave? Men being mice while drunked[sic] and drugged? Your children will die!? Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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This is a really awkward speech, will he start to cry?
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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He's just going in circles now. I wonder how long he can go until he runs out of steam.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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"We will use force, according to international law". He means unlike at the moment when he's using force not according to international law.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:16
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Pureauthor posted:I know I shouldn't be laughing at an awful situation like this, but the guy is just so batfuck insane that I can't help it. The whole thing is ridiculous. Same here, I can't imagine what Libyans must be feeling/thinking, this is insane.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:17
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This guy is going to really regret not flying to Venezuela soon. What a crazy gently caress, how is his security still standing by him?
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Feb 22, 2011 17:17
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Brown Moses posted:Is he trying to blame outside forces for hiring mercenaires to attack the people? The official position of the Libyan government is that there are no foreign mercenaries in country, but if there are, they were hired by the (drug-crazed) protesters to brutalize themselves.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:18
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He just said his country has been invaded by greasy rats, and they need sweeping out of the streets. He accuses his people of rising up and taking the streets, he also says the same people must rise up and come out of their houses, and something. And then he pauses and starts with something else.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:18
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I'm assuming that this must be live, otherwise they would have edited it down? If so I hope there is an angry mob heading for that stupid bombed out palace right now.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:18
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KillerKatten posted:Same here, I can't imagine what Libyans must be feeling/thinking, this is insane. Even moreso: the camera guy. Imagine having to stand there and film someone ranting like that.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:18
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Everything coming out of his mouth is meaningless gibberish. He might as well just be making squealing noises.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:19
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I'm laughing so hard at this Qaddafi "speech". I love the splitscreen shot of him giving the speech while the protesters are rioting at the billboard that it's being broadcast on. Everyone's just like "just tune out the crazy"
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Feb 22, 2011 17:19
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Here we go, out comes the green book
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Feb 22, 2011 17:20
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Is that his book?
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Feb 22, 2011 17:20
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... and now he is reading from the Libyan statutes, saying that there is a death sentence for taking arms against the state. I think people had noticed that already.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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I'm pretending that he's reading the Libyan people Green Eggs 'n Ham 
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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I just don't know... I can't figure out what point he's trying to make. He's all over the place. There isn't enough in the world.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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HAHA, good god, now he's perusing the Libyan legal code.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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Qaddafi: The Speech Inspired by "Freddy Got Fingered" by Tom Green.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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The peaceful, obviously set-up pro-khaddafi demonstrations they show occasionally are a huge contrast to his "the end is near if you don't stop fighting" speech.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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This is the worst storytime ever.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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This is really creepy to watch. He's just going ahead and justifying murdering his own people. What a loving nutjob.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:21
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"According to this thing I made up you all have to go home now."
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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Guess what guys. The punishment is death. Fight the army? Death. Spy for other countries? Death. Rebel against the state? Death. Jaywalk? Death. Pick your nose in public? Death.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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This is the moment to put a bullet in his face. (this and every other moment since 1969)
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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oh look, it's story time. The moral: everyone gets the death sentence.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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ShortStack posted:I'm pretending that he's reading the Libyan people Green Eggs 'n Ham I was pretending he was reading an instruction manual for assembling an air conditioner or something
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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Slantedfloors posted:Go to the airport bar and ask the drunkest man there to explain why people hate him and why hisv wife left him. This gave me a much needed smile. No shortage of them around. But I guess having the audio wouldn't have helped either way. My jaw did drop in disbelief when I saw the halucinogen comment. You can't fake crazy like that.
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Feb 22, 2011 17:22
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He's telling the people to go to the streets... While there's mercenaries all over the place with orders to kill everyone on said streets. !?!?!?
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