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Ken loving Burns posted:This is pretty funny, but you also pointed out pretty much everything funny in it. Maybe one of these days I'll try to make a collection of things like this and just do two or three in one update. I dunno, he also seems to have launched an appeal for a nomination for the Abel prize. It's pretty loving out there. http://www.mathematics21.org/abel-prize.html
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http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ Hey ladies is finding the perfect dress for you boring? Do you need something to spice it up? Well do a shitload of PCP and go to http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ today!* * I am not responsible for you tearing your eyes out after viewing this website.
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Sadly (well, thankfully), that one has been done before: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/yvette-bridal.php
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Ken loving Burns posted:Sadly (well, thankfully), that one has been done before: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/yvette-bridal.php i guess yvette knows how to keep things fresh on that site, though. for example, i clicked the link in the ALOD write-up that used to direct me to a poem about trolls, and the link is still http://yvettesbridalformal.com/troll.html, but now it's a recipe for chocolate caramel bars.
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the website in this thread is the worst thing http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3390316 http://www.vagipe.com/ http://www.vagipe.com/ it's basically myspace except it's called "vagipe" and the people who use it are called "vagipees". and the owner posted a thread about it and didn't like it when we made fun of the name
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"Pretty girl" on GIS turned up this: http://challengecasino.name/gambling-like-a-wild-sex/ (image down the page). I only searched those terms because Im a massive pervert. First hit on GIS: http://www.fancyart3d.com/pretty_girl.files/pretty_girl_2.jpg TANZENTURTLE fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 27, 2011 |
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TANZENTURTLE posted:http://challengecasino.name/gambling-like-a-wild-sex/ This whole blog is comedy gold if you mentally read it in a thick Russian accent.
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I really liked mr.plott's god rap in the middle of the page. This too is also really funny with a russian accent!
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M4rg4r1ne posted:http://www.plottpalmtrees.com/ BESTBUNS in TOWN
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http://www.falseflesh.com/quote:Is your photograph of a beautiful celebrity or a stunning coed girl in her swimsuit? Maybe you're just curious or plan to use the image for a marketing project. In most cases only a few millimeters of fabric separates you from an amazing but previously unobtainable image. FalseFlesh can elegantly eliminate clothing from any photograph and provide you with natural looking nude flesh.
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http://gtamythmaster43.webs.com/ I think this website is like that tape from the Ring except instead of a little girl, it's a high-school sophomore with Aspergers syndrome and instead of a video tape it's a Freewebs page. Also, instead of dying in seven days after watching anything, you die immediately after you post on his guestbook. ░░░░░░░██░██░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░█▒▒█▒▒█░░░░░░░ Yoshi pwns! ░░░░░█▒░░░░▒▒█░░░░░░ ░░░░░█░█░█░░▒████░░░ ░░░░░█░█░█░░░█▓▓▓█░░ ░░░███░░░░░░░██▓▓█░░ ░░█▒▒▒█░█░░░█▒▒███░░ ░█▒▒▒▒▒█▒███▒▒▒▒█▓█░ ░██▒█▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒█▓▓█ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒█▓▓█ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒███░ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░▒▒██░░ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██░░▒▒█▓█░░ ░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░▒▒███░░░ ░░██▒▒▒▒█░░░▒▒█▓█░░░ ░░░░██████░░▒▒▒████░ █ Boombox Jackson fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Mar 19, 2011 |
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http://www.robsroost.com/ hands down, the worst business website i've ever seen. this rob guy is either completely insane, or he's dealing with the 2 years he spent as a baby being repeatedly dropped on his head. it's for an ad agency providing "EGGciting solutions."the flash intro to get to the site features a chicken piloting a plane over a curiously flat Pittsburgh, PA (google maps image). it may be the saddest flash intro ever, too - when you click the 'skip' button, it ignores you and makes you watch pictures of lightning, pigmen, and lots of marquee Impact text. EVEN AFTER THAT, though, there's a wall-of-text manifesto that you have to scroll through to actually enter the goddamn site: quote:The talent that I have been told I have, I want it to be known that I give ALL the glory and praise to GOD. HE has given me the talents that I have, and I unashamedly THANK him. I AM a Christian, and I absolutely believe that Jesus died on the cross, and rose again so that you and I can be saved and have eternal life. If you do not believe as I do, please let me know, and I will pray for you so that YOU, too...can experience the INCREDIBLE comfort and peace that I feel, knowing that there is a God, and that he loves me...and YOU ! then, you're finally released into the actual site, which is a clusterfuck of clip art, chickens, ugly word art, and the "cluck here to see the intro again" button. if you click 'chicken scratch,' you learn about how this guy Rob offers lessons in his own school of martial arts, and will be able to deliver "EXCRUTIATING" pain to your "attckers". this is followed by a laundry list of random facts - "Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair." also, you can read about the hot sauce he's working on, and watch youtube videos of him riding horses. Yes, really. by the way, this is rob:  that's one radical loving chicken, though. Circlewave fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 24, 2011 |
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http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/ The Breast Milk Baby Doll It teaches young girls how to breast feed. IT TEACHES YOUNG GIRLS HOW TO BREAST FEED 
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http://www.harold-holt.net/ This is the website of one man who believes that: quote:Holt was murdered, because he was opposed to American bases such as Pine Gap being built on Australian soil One certifiably crazy man: quote:The Australian Government refused to acknowledge or investigate Centrelink's illegally manufactured Psychology Report written about me, when the evidence in my Affidavit of the 27th October '05 proves that this report is nothing more than a cut and paste document taken from the writings of 3 or more people. --- This illegal report is an outright interference with the position I have taken by invoking the https://www.harold-holt.net website under the 2nd Law of the Universe. Well, let's not stop there, we're just getting started! The government also implanted mind-control devices into this poor man's... neck? Because he was personally involved in the cover-up of Holt's disappearance. http://www.harold-holt.net/Page02.htm Contains beautifully scanned email printouts, as well as screenshots of emails, complete with scrollbars. Apart from that, I'm really not entirely sure what this website is about though, no.
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Feature  Dimensions Magazine  because it has the hilarious combo of hosed up fetishes and epic sagas of mod drama.
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http://www.workingyournetwork.com/Home_Page.html Social networking optimization! Social networking optimization that spells zero buzz words correct.
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http://entertainment4unow.com/index.html This website has all your entertainment needs and more, and some empty space in case they think of something else. Featuring fine musical selections and spectacular photo collages. 
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I'm not sure if it goes here, but I have one ripe for mocking. http://pinktentacle.com/2010/07/macabre-kids-book-art-by-gojin-ishihara/ It's basically really hosed up Japanese illustrations for children's books. Sort of like the Brother's Grimm, Japanese style. Apparently these were all done in the 70s.
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Another Evil Genius posted:I'm not sure if it goes here, but I have one ripe for mocking. All of those illustrations are amazing. This is just too good for an awful link bonus image from the link GOON 
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Another Evil Genius posted:I'm not sure if it goes here, but I have one ripe for mocking. Some of these are just amazing.  "Prehistoric man as a modern day wrestler." There are also caveman baseball players and caveman security guards there.
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I have to say, those pictures are nothing short of hilarious - and actually quite well-animated too! I agree this kind of stuff is exactly what should be featured on a site like Something Awful, but are they actually "awful" in the literal sense of the word? Hell no.
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Typical posted:GOON I glanced up at the screen too quickly on this one and thought they drew him eating babies. 
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Okay so at first I wasn't sure whether this site actually took themselves seriously or it was just seriously awful. With all the 'lolspeak' its hard to understand what they're saying. Its the first website I've had to visit the 'about' page to actually find out what it was about. The cat pictures with captions are the worst. Here's the link; http://icanhascheezburger.com/ Heres a little segment from their Frequently Asked Questions page; What is Cheezburger Network? Cheezburger Network is a network of over 50 websites to make you happy throughout the day. Hang out on I Can Has Cheezburger to get your fix of lolcats, cutes, and try Failblog for your fails, and so many lulz! Use our Lol Builders to create your own funny pictures and check out our store for shirts and toys inspired by your favorite lolz. What is a Lolcat? A Lolcat is a funny pic of a cat paired with a caption (usually in lolspeak) that makes you lol! It’s pronounced as LOL-cat. What is Lolspeak? Lolspeak is a language built on bad grammar, and Internet slang. For example: “omg, uz don know lolspeak? srsly!!!1?” Popular Lolspeak words and phrases: o hai, awsum, lol, omg, o rly, rofl, do not want, pew pew pew, srsly, wtf, brb, meh, nom nom nom, ur doin it rong, heh, !!!!!1!, mah, I can has? Why should I make an account on Cheezburger? With a Cheezburger account, you can collect and favorite images and videos you love in one place. Build Lolz, and share them with your friends. When you create a Cheezburger profile, you can use that account on all of our sites. Come visit us every day for 5 minutes of happiness and lulz http://icanhascheezburger.com/
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Neon Poppet posted:Okay so at first I wasn't sure whether this site actually took themselves seriously or it was just seriously awful. With all the 'lolspeak' its hard to understand what they're saying. Its the first website I've had to visit the 'about' page to actually find out what it was about. The cat pictures with captions are the worst. This site's been around for ages, but if it hasn't already been made into an Awful Link it's definitely a worthy contender. It's the origin of 4chan's "Caturday" and other such nonsense as well.
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I'd rather not do incredibly well-known sites for ALODs, especially if just about every joke that could possibly be made has been made. If I can't be funny, I have to at least be original!
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Here's a site I happened to come across today about anal bleaching and peoples experiences with it. Its disgusting and hilarious at the same time. Here's one review from the site that made me laugh and cringe all at the same time: "I’ll admit, when I first came across your website, I was skeptical. I mean, how could a product work as well as the testimonials claim? But, then I got the package in the mail and 2 hours later, I was speechless. Not only do I feel more confident, knowing that my anus is squeaky clean, but my partner swears that it even tastes better, too!!" and here's the link; http://www.onlyanalbleaching.com/your-experiences/
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FarangDingDong http://www.farangdingdong.com/ Asian girls with overly big, prosthetic breasts, so big they just looks stupid. Why anyone would find this attractive I don't know.
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after my girlfriend's mom said something about Uma Thurman having ugly feet (don't ask), i googled "uma thurman feet" and found https://www.wikifeet.com wherein the feet of various celebrities are discussed, debated, rated, and worshiped in forum-style comment threads. quote:Haha...I have to laugh, this website always manages to make my hand wander down and strangle the poo poo out of my dick until the ole white stuff goes flying. Uma's lovely feet are no exception to the rule either. Especially the extreme close up of her perfect, slender toes in one of Tarantino's movies...soo hott!!! quote:flat feet, abnormally long middle toes, her soles arent nice either.. This will be the first time I have voted ugly, as I usually always find a nice part of any womans feet. But Uma's are really ugly. Not only are her toes the wrong lengths but they are all shaped and pointing in wrong ways. Totally sick. Worst I have seen. But I bet Quinten T has this as his home page and that's not even getting to, say Emma Watson or Hillary Duff. poo poo, they've even got Hilary Clinton and Sonia Sotomayor! Bonus Round: one commenter provided a link to his celebrity foot-fetish fan-fiction!
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http://www.angelfire.com/trek/stargagged/quote:STAR GAGGED; GAGGING WOMEN WHERE NO WOMAN HAS BEEN GAGGED BEFORE! 
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http://www.quasi-modo.net/ Circus freaks + garish web design from the mid 90s + MIDI
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Are you an amateur enthusiast rapist or perhaps thinking about taking it up as a hobby? Perhaps you've been raped in the past and would like to try it again, or maybe you're considering trying it for the first time? Maybe you're looking for potential victims/rapists in your area or just a friendly place on the internet where you can swap rape tips with likeminded individuals? Then why not drop on in at http://www.rapemeplease.com/forums.html and meet our friendly bunch of rape afficianadoes!   Someone please tell me this is a fake site. 
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dinozombiesgoRARR posted:Are you an amateur enthusiast rapist or perhaps thinking about taking it up as a hobby? Perhaps you've been raped in the past and would like to try it again, or maybe you're considering trying it for the first time? Maybe you're looking for potential victims/rapists in your area or just a friendly place on the internet where you can swap rape tips with likeminded individuals? Then why not drop on in at http://www.rapemeplease.com/forums.html looks like rapemeplease might soon be Under New Management! seller name: 'the_geek_meister' 
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It's great they were able to get Jason Statham to endorse it. Anyways....  A quick check of the site told me that Dangerman hasn't been mentioned here before so I'm assuming we're all unfamiliar. If it has, screw google for telling me otherwise and wasting my time typing this up. This is a bit of a cheat for an ALOD, because the site itself isn't the worst thing on earth and most of the wierd crap is found on his YouTube account, but Dangerman - CEO of The DangerMan Education Foundation Inc. & DANGERMAN Entertainment LLC and Crimefighter - is a fascinating character. In a nutshell, like the sexual harassment panda guy in southpark, Dangerman (The Urban Superhero) is a mascot that occasionally goes around schools but never seems to be out of character or costume. He spends a LOT of his life as this character and im not sure if he knows he isn't a real superhero. Some of his videos are him going around schools, telling kids to read books, anti-bullying speeches etc, some are terrible attempts at LARPING. But the vast majority - and he uploads every other day despite only getting around 10-100 views for each - are just an angry black man ranting about unrelated crap like Amy Winehouse while looking like something that's wandered out of an S&M club. The thing that fascinates me is the amount of time he spends in that full body condom without an illiterate kid in sight. Obligatory rap video.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/SAILORMOONRED1 Videos: 3,385 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAj20WtKVU0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smzPTmjml4o He makes something like 20 of these videos today, with his giant creepy dolls. I can't even begin to talk about the hilarious poo poo. His speech impediments. His weird poo poo he does with him. His tendency to read special attacks off a sheet of paper infront of him as he has his Sailor Moon dolls fight Zedd from Power Rangers. Zorak fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Aug 6, 2011 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRDuEuJv7Q I'm just wild about this guy's videos. He uses an Ernest doll as "Sailor Earth". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5BtLgjUY08 Zorak fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Aug 9, 2011 |
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Holy poo poo, Zorak. Thanks! Kind of!
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I don't have anything weird, but I do have a classic example of appalling design. At first I thought it was just some terrible, hideous mid-90's relic, but no, it's actually still being updated as of a couple of months ago: http://www.ronniecowan.co.uk/ On the plus side, the guy is selling a Monster Truck (a 'Spooky' one no less!) http://www.ronniecowan.co.uk/Carstock.html#Honda%20Fireblade%20RRV
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