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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Not sure if this has been posted but... poor Triumph.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up2UvuRLdTE

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I finally learned something from a youtube comment, he doesn't touch the front brake once on his b line to the guardrail. :doh:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Slim Pickens posted:

I finally learned something from a youtube comment, he doesn't touch the front brake once on his b line to the guardrail. :doh:

Are you crazy? If you even touch the front brake you'll fly right over the handlebars!

henne
May 9, 2009

by exmarx
At least he didn't have to worry about road rash.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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kylej posted:

Not sure if this has been posted but... poor Triumph.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up2UvuRLdTE

Holy poo poo I am addicted to this guys crash videos.

Scooter guy eats it and then almost falls over the guardrail. Watch the shoes in slow motion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKoXzbw13E&NR=1

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
He has one of those newer Pontiac GTOs that drifts and crashes into 2 parked bikes.

The scooter one is the best, lack of gear and the crash.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Starting the KR800:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9nmmGPIWHo

I could live with that start procedure for something that badass.

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

infraboy posted:

He has one of those newer Pontiac GTOs that drifts and crashes into 2 parked bikes.

The scooter one is the best, lack of gear and the crash.

The crocs are the best part. What's the deal with the scooter crash anyway? Looks like he started dragging the floor board which caused it.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

hayden. posted:

The crocs are the best part. What's the deal with the scooter crash anyway? Looks like he started dragging the floor board which caused it.

Pretty sure that turn goes from cambered to off-camber and fucks up everybody who's not prepared and/or overspeeding the turn.

Pagan
Jun 4, 2003

Symphoric posted:

I'm pretty sure that's Ewan McGregor's voice. Could be wrong though.

I meant the guy saying it was supposed to be "'ard blokes ridin' 'ard bikes!"

That scooter crash is great. Poor bastard. It looks like almost everyone wipes out in the exact same spot, at least they're almost all wearing gear.

The morbid rotundity of some of the riders in the GTO crash video is great, too. Do you have to adjust your suspension when you weigh more than the wet weight of your sportbike?

Pagan fucked around with this message at 13:25 on May 6, 2011

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
I spent a whole night watching every vid rnickymouse has put up there. There's no where quite that popular or quite that easy to set up for shots around here, but I would love to be able to chill on that little peninsula and watch people on their Sunday drives.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004



Watch out for potholes when doing rad stoppies.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

KozmoNaut posted:

Starting the KR800:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9nmmGPIWHo

I could live with that start procedure for something that badass.
I love how the engine noise makes it go from stupid looking hunk of poo poo with a pull starter to :black101::black101::black101:

Forty Two
Jun 8, 2007
42

Slim Pickens posted:

My dad's managed to kill two deer while on a motorcycle in his lifetime. The first one was at 70 or 80, he cut the bastard in half with a harley and shattered his tibia. The second one happened only a year ago. He was cruising on a guzzi eldorado and one tried running across, slipped going up a hill, and had its neck broken on the front crash bar. No damage to him or the bike, he was really lucky. That kind of thing happens when you live in northern Michigan.

You absolutely MUST start painting deer on the side of his gas tank, before long his bike will look something like this

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
After the Harley was rebuilt post-deer cutting, a friend of his made him a badge to put on the bike. It says 'Deer Slayer' and now it resides on the Guzzi.



He says a friend of his drew a reenactment of him cutting the deer in half, but he doesn't know where it went.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

Slim Pickens posted:

'Deer Slayer'

I got got my dad a license plate frame for his Xterra that says the same thing, after he arced one through the air with it near Granite Falls.

But this topic is about motorcycles...



How in the heck do you ride one of these?

clutchpuck fucked around with this message at 17:26 on May 6, 2011

SlightlyMadman
Jan 14, 2005

Atticus_1354 posted:

Holy poo poo I am addicted to this guys crash videos.

Scooter guy eats it and then almost falls over the guardrail. Watch the shoes in slow motion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKoXzbw13E&NR=1

That one's a classic. I love how he starts to put his foot down.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




All the supermoto guys wear crocs so why not.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Ola posted:



Watch out for potholes when doing rad stoppies.

Something about the eyes on the car made me do this...

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Boat posted:

Something about the eyes on the car made me do this...



If your car has bikelings, don't drive across gratings like the saddest duck mother.



:(

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

infraboy posted:

He has one of those newer Pontiac GTOs that drifts and crashes into 2 parked bikes.

The scooter one is the best, lack of gear and the crash.

gently caress that guy! There's no excuse for running a goat straight ahead into anything--You've got all the torque in the world to keep the rear end swinging until it lines up or you run off the road.

Making us look bad :(

The comment about the guy being the dietician for the big guy on the motorcycle crew was pretty good. I was about to thumbs up a youtube comment for the first time ever.

Here's some pointless poo poo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJec4fI5-bc
on top of the mere fact of it, it's an 04 which is the ls1, not two, and he's got a spoiler replacement with a cute little fin thing you can get for monaros for god knows what reason. I'd love to hear someone who knows more about aerodynamics talk about whether that smooth fin does anything in comparison to the full wing.

Though the gto isn't really a low end car anyway. I was following one on my m109, and I was fine keeping up until *cough* the speed limit, but then as his speed went higher, he just walked away from me, and this was uphill on a freeway.

I imagine the daytona would outpace it easily.

This is part of the reason I got into bikes. They're way more fun at the speed limit. When I bought that car I kept pushing it and had to be in court a few times lawyering my way out of a ticket until I got the message to use cruise control at all times so I wouldn't be tempted to enjoy myself. I have no tickets on my bikes, relatively minor road rash, one pair of torn pants, and all of it was legal!

That's a really great value.

Ace944
Jan 28, 2009
Stupid driver tried to merge into my lane today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8r2dZ1nUsw

that one guy chad
Jan 12, 2008

Ace944 posted:

Stupid driver tried to merge into my lane today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8r2dZ1nUsw

You had plenty of time to see a prius slowing speed, clearly showing signs of an imminent lane change, and you didn't do anything to adjust accordingly?

Stupid driver indeed.

Edit:
\/\/\/

hayden. posted:

Chill out man, jeez.

Yeah, you're right, fair enough.

Content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a5Iy0oOmOE

that one guy chad fucked around with this message at 23:58 on May 6, 2011

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something

NipplesTheCat posted:

You had plenty of time to see a prius slowing speed, clearly showing signs of an imminent lane change, and you didn't do anything to adjust accordingly?

Stupid driver indeed.

Chill out man, jeez.

for content, the Kawasaki factory tour:

http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery-turbo/14015-twist-the-throttle-the-kawasaki-motorcycles-factory-video.htm

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

NipplesTheCat posted:

You had plenty of time to see a prius slowing speed, clearly showing signs of an imminent lane change, and you didn't do anything to adjust accordingly?

Stupid driver indeed.

He moved early towards a good escape route, that's good riding in my book. The Prius was an idiot, didn't signal and when he did change lanes, Ace944 was in a fairly safe position to flip the bird and start thinking about rude names to put in the youtube tags.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mhXJiHluOg

Is he wearing tennis shoes AND leather riding pants :psyduck:

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
I couldn't even tell why he went down, someone commented about his tires being bald but on 720 you can see lines, it might just be too far away.

Ace944
Jan 28, 2009

NipplesTheCat posted:

You had plenty of time to see a prius slowing speed, clearly showing signs of an imminent lane change, and you didn't do anything to adjust accordingly?

Stupid driver indeed.

Edit:
\/\/\/


Yeah, you're right, fair enough.

Content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a5Iy0oOmOE

I saw him slowing down and moved into the far left of my lane in anticipation of him changing which you can see in the video.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


I just watched all of rnickeymouse's videos and I gotta ask:

Do you ever know you're going to lowside? In one of the highside videos, the guy gets on the throttle too much while leaned over, starts to lose the back, then corrects, which flips him off the front.

Should you just say "oops, I'm gonna lay 'er down now" or what? And what causes most lowsides in turns like that? Too much lean? Too much speed? Rear brake? Front brake?

Pagan
Jun 4, 2003

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

I just watched all of rnickeymouse's videos and I gotta ask:

Do you ever know you're going to lowside? In one of the highside videos, the guy gets on the throttle too much while leaned over, starts to lose the back, then corrects, which flips him off the front.

Should you just say "oops, I'm gonna lay 'er down now" or what? And what causes most lowsides in turns like that? Too much lean? Too much speed? Rear brake? Front brake?

I lowsided on the track once. It was a strange feeling of just knowing it was going to happen, but too late to do anything about it. I didn't feel a sudden slip, nor was there any one moment. It was just a realization that I was about to go down, and down I went.

As to what causes it, that one was old tires and too much lean angle. I don't think I was going that fast, and later on once I had better tires, I could handle the same corner at a much higher speed.

On those corners, I imagine the camber change would really mess with you. It doesn't look, at a glance, like it's that sharp of a turn. Of course, braking too hard could certainly make a bad situation worse.

Pagan fucked around with this message at 01:43 on May 7, 2011

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Ace944 posted:

I saw him slowing down and moved into the far left of my lane in anticipation of him changing which you can see in the video.

It was only the correct move if you simultaneously signaled your displeasure with your left hand.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Atticus_1354 posted:

Holy poo poo I am addicted to this guys crash videos.


This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat

kylej posted:

This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

They are all so very bad at driving.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

kylej posted:

This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

Driving terribly like most people, with having a fast car there to exacerbate things?

Gnaghi
Jan 25, 2008

Is this a good first bike?
That chick probably thinks all those guys are making catcalls and drove away still clueless.

Pagan
Jun 4, 2003

kylej posted:

This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

There's a pretty narrow and twisty road right near my house. It's fun to ride, but so many drivers take up the whole road. It's so narrow that there isn't even a center stripe in most places.

My roommate rode it today, and texted me "gently caress that road." People just can't drive.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Without rally racing to go to, it seems that Mulholland Highway is the only outlet for bachelors to gather together on a remote hillside and wait for fast cars to crash in front of them.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

kylej posted:

This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

Hittin' the apex bro!

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

kylej posted:

This is the scariest one of them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

What the gently caress is that chick in the Evo doing? God almighty.

Holy crap, that's alot of money and not much skill on display there.

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
It's almost like people buy fast cars thinking that will make them a fast driver :aaaaa:

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