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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


snnnnnnniperino

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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Pram posted:



lol what the hell is this. civ 4: the novel

lmao I remember seeing this in a bookstore in Dallas when I was 12 and just finished reading it, god what a pile of war porn wanking crap. It stuck with me because Texas...Israel...wtf? How would those two places end up in a war? guess what, they don't (texas seceds and kindaps the president and some conspiracy against the vp send in Israeli mercenaries to rescue him) it's just an excuse for the author to go on really weird fundie geopolitical fantasies in between talking about tanks and soldiers sighing at how horrible war is even though they're like never gonna stop killing and I dunno

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

LooseChanj posted:

lmao I remember seeing this in a bookstore in Dallas when I was 12 and just finished reading it, god what a pile of war porn wanking crap. It stuck with me because Texas...Israel...wtf? How would those two places end up in a war? guess what, they don't (texas seceds and kindaps the president and some conspiracy against the vp send in Israeli mercenaries to rescue him) it's just an excuse for the author to go on really weird fundie geopolitical fantasies in between talking about tanks and soldiers sighing at how horrible war is even though they're like never gonna stop killing and I dunno

so are the texans supposed to be the good guys, or the israelis?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

mr_jim posted:

so are the texans supposed to be the good guys, or the israelis?

the israelis are mercenaries working for both sides, the "war" is really the US vs. texas

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

LooseChanj posted:

the israelis are mercenaries working for both sides, the "war" is really the US vs. texas

*wages war on texas*

woohoo! victory! now we own texas!

*looks up 'pyrric' in the dictionary*

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

rotor posted:

*wages war on texas*

woohoo! victory! now we own texas!

*looks up 'pyrric' in the dictionary*

not even close man, it was waaaaaaaaay worse than that

also who bought the banner ad, cuz it's way too weird a coincidence that I just read this steaming piece of poo poo

pram
Jun 10, 2001

rotor posted:


*looks up 'pyrric' in the dictionary*

*doesnt find anything*

oh.. its pyrrhic....

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

LooseChanj posted:

not even close man, it was waaaaaaaaay worse than that

also who bought the banner ad, cuz it's way too weird a coincidence that I just read this steaming piece of poo poo

i found the cover online, but i have no idea who bought a banner ad for it.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pram posted:

*doesnt find anything*

oh.. its pyrrhic....

aaag spelnig

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

mr_jim posted:

i found the cover online

how

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

LooseChanj posted:

how

bing

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

LooseChanj posted:

how

GIS scifi book covers: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=&q=scifi+book+covers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1208&bih=891&uss=1

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
well ain't that the damndest thing

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
hey the new planet of the apes movie actually looks pretty good

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i give it a 3/5. plot looks good but the apes are insufficiently damned and hardly even dirty at all.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
basically all i really want to see is the musical version from the simpsons only 90 minutes long

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i love you dr zaius

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
the trailer for the new apes movie looks so incredibly bad

ground breakingly bad

and the cgi is terrible as well

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

CoupleBeersNoBeers posted:

i love you dr zaius

"I know baby"

*walks away from exploding building*

Directed by: Michael Bay

Tokin Ring
Jun 12, 2011

  :dong:Teh boners:dong:

Amethyst posted:

hey the new planet of the apes movie actually looks pretty good

hey your opinion sucks

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh
ender's game was the b est novel ive ever read

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Brace posted:

ender's game was the b est novel ive ever read

thanks for the input gay idiot bithc

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh

Kirk posted:

thanks for the input gay idiot bithc

gently caress off
look at my mass effect avatar and title combo. someone bought that for me because i said mass effect 2 is poo poo.
look at that loving thing

also

Nevergirls posted:

snnnnnnniperino



rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
who is brace and why is he posting in yospos

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh

rotor posted:

who is brace and why is he posting in yospos

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=164934

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

rotor posted:

who is brace and why is he posting in yospos

was i any different when you trained me

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

rotor posted:

who is brace and why is he posting in yospos

he either someone with bad opinions, or someone who hasn't read many books.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kirk posted:

was i any different when you trained me

frankly, yes. you were p awesome right out of the chute, so to speak.

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
what's a brace?

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt
lol you're just saying that because you fell for that "2 gay dads" line

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0 posted:

lol you're just saying that because you fell for that "2 gay dads" line

it was a pretty good line.

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh

mr_jim posted:

he either someone with bad opinions, or someone who hasn't read many books.

both at the same time
:feelsgood:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0 posted:

lol you're just saying that because you fell for that "2 gay dads" line

lol no i most certainly did not but kirk was pretty much just a walk-in here, he was all "sup" and we were like "nada, wanna hang" so he went "ya sure" and we were all like "sw8"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
is this the place where we badpost????????

:riker:

Let'sa go! It'sa me, Rikero!

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
this thread got hella gay hella quick

player of games: should i read it or cyclonopedia next

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

is this the place where we badpost????????

:riker:

Let'sa go! It'sa me, Rikero!

yospos is the place where we badpost

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Brace posted:

yospos is the place where we badpost

It's certainly where you badpost.

Brace
May 29, 2010

by Ozmaugh

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

It's certainly where you badpost.

:getin:

BUSINESS CATTE 2.0
Dec 23, 2002

by T. Butt

Kirk posted:

this thread got hella gay hella quick

player of games: should i read it or cyclonopedia next

the culture series is some of the best scifi you can get

so yea read player of games and then all the rest

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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
http://www.amazon.com/Chain-Attack-Star-Trek-No/dp/0671666584/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310907799&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/FINAL-NEXUS-STAR-TREK-43/dp/0671741489/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1310907813&sr=1-1

the two best "star trek" novels, srsly go read them

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