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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Mister Kingdom posted:

Look, just come here!

All right! We'll move there!

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Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

Grandpa Pap posted:

Also, SyFy was showing the 1979 Captain America movie that featured Space Mutiny's very own Reb "Bob Johnson" Brown as Cap. I couldn't take too much of it, but rest assured there were plenty of "Big McLargehuge" jokes during the time I watched. :haw:



Wow. They really need to give this the Rifftrax treatment.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Futhark posted:



Wow. They really need to give this the Rifftrax treatment.

Until they do, there's always this.

Yay Steve!

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Oh no, Gamera blew a valve!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Until they do, there's always this.

Yay Steve!

Oh no, look who wrote that review :lol:

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

BooDoug187 posted:

ba daa daa daa... ba daa daa daa daaaaaa...

The bapadapadada story!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZeUHN1MNQQ

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
You're evil and I hope you all have snacks!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Any character in "The Thing That Couldn't Die": "Jessica--"
Servo: *sings opening bit of UK "Top Gear" theme*

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Gidget, have you lain with the horned one again?

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Practical Demon posted:

Gidget, have you lain with the horned one again?

Just tending the incubus, Mother. :devil:

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Ha, just watched an old Mission: Impossible that featured the "hastily put-together" mobster from Mitchell. As, well, a mobster. I guess he wasn't Anthony Quinn enough to avoid typecasting. (It also had Peter "He learned too late that man is a feeling creature..." Graves, obviously.)

EDIT: Holy poo poo, I'm watching another episode and the villain is Joe Don motherfucking Baker! In a frilly shirt!

Small Strange Bird fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jul 23, 2011

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Payndz posted:

Ha, just watched an old Mission: Impossible that featured the "hastily put-together" mobster from Mitchell. As, well, a mobster. I guess he wasn't Anthony Quinn enough to avoid typecasting. (It also had Peter "He learned too late that man is a feeling creature..." Graves, obviously.)

Because I'm-a Italian, you know.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Payndz posted:

Ha, just watched an old Mission: Impossible that featured the "hastily put-together" mobster from Mitchell. As, well, a mobster. I guess he wasn't Anthony Quinn enough to avoid typecasting. (It also had Peter "He learned too late that man is a feeling creature..." Graves, obviously.)

EDIT: Holy poo poo, I'm watching another episode and the villain is Joe Don motherfucking Baker! In a frilly shirt!

For absolutely no reason related to MST3K or the thread, I'm going to mention I've gotten the chance to work with Barbara Bain, from the original M:I, on two different plays in the last year. She has really drat interesting stories.

Now a Joe Don Baker related quote!

They just bleached his hair and shaped it into a hat...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
Word on the street is you're a jerk! :v:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Practical Demon posted:

For absolutely no reason related to MST3K or the thread, I'm going to mention I've gotten the chance to work with Barbara Bain, from the original M:I, on two different plays in the last year. She has really drat interesting stories.

Did you get to meet Martin Landau?

Anyway, this reminds me of that goofy Space: 1999 compilation movie they showed during the KTMA years.

"Nick Brimble! I had a knick on my Brimble once."

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
I wish that they redid more of KTMA episodes in the later seasons. I think they had their fill after the Sandy Frank ones though.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

"Nick Brimble! I had a knick on my Brimble once."

'ey! What'd I tell you about puns!? :argh:

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

"Hi, I'm Satan! Enjoy the film."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Bitchtits McGee posted:

'ey! What'd I tell you about puns!? :argh:

Geez! Sorr-REE, EdWARD! :mad:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Make sure to fill your truck up, so you don't... well, you know.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
In MST3K related news, Rifftrax is on Hulu now. The selection is pretty limited, but I'm watching "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and I honestly can't see why they didn't do it on MST3K. I recall reading that it was considered too wordy or whatever, which is patent nonsense; given the RT treatment, it turns out to be just as riff-able as any of the other Ed Wood movies they did during MST3K's run.

Plus it's got KLEIN! :haw:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

You don't direct Klein; you just get out of the way.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

ElwoodCuse posted:

The bapadapadada story!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZeUHN1MNQQ

Ahahahaha oh god I forgot about that gently caress up at the end with the watch.

I love all the times they are just kind of humming "bapadapadada" under their breath as one of the characters is walking around.

Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002

NOW HOLD ON THERE PARDNER, CAUSE WE GOT SAUCE!! BARBEQUE SAUCE!!

YESIREE IT'S COWBOY MIKE'S OWN ORIGINAL RED HOT RIC-O-CHEEEEEEEET :synpa: BARBEQUE SAUCE!!

YEEEEEEHOOOOOO!!!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Is it...is it bold? :ohdear:

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Practical Demon posted:

Is it...is it bold? :ohdear:

BOLD?! WELL HELL YES IT'S BOLD! IT'S COWBOY MIKE's OWN ORIGINAL RICOCHET BARBECUE SAUCE!

IT'S MIGHTY BOLD! HOW BOLD IS IT? IT'S BOLD ENOUGH TO BULL-DOG YOUR TASTEBUDS AND HOG TIE YOUR TOUNGE!

THAT'S HOW BOLD THIS STUFF IS YOU LITTLE PISS ANT! I MEAN IT'S BOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD!

COME ON STAKE YOU WANT SOME!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Practical Demon posted:

Is it...is it bold? :ohdear:

NOW AVAILABLE IN NEW EXTRA BOLD!

THIS SAUCE IS SO BOLD IT'S NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
This is decidedly unbold. Hey, what's the deal with this stuff not being bold?

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
Did I say it was bold? Hmm. Well, maybe I did. What do you want? I'm EVIL!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Take over the world, right? He can't even take over a colonial rambler.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
Bella Abzug is actually a lot scarier than Bela Lugosi. Bigger, too.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Take over the world, right? He can't even take over a colonial rambler.

These "survivalists" couldn't survive a grape embargo!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Oh good lord, the unriffed version of Laserblast is on Netflix Instant. I don't think I'm that brave, though...

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh good lord, the unriffed version of Laserblast is on Netflix Instant. I don't think I'm that brave, though...

I hear your mom is rather portly!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

BooDoug187 posted:

I hear your mom is rather portly!
Eat me, you fuzzy marshmellow...

e: I love how the necklace Billy finds actually can't fit over his head, but instead of giving it a longer chain they just cut away every time he puts it on.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jul 26, 2011

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

I wonder what Deputy Ungar would ask us all regarding the end of the NFL lockout... Hmm...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I wonder what Deputy Ungar would ask us all regarding the end of the NFL lockout... Hmm...

I just feel like you might not be ready for some football. :sigh:

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Take over the world, right? He can't even take over a colonial rambler.

Arrrr, 15 men on a dead Dodge Dart!

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Look, just 'cause that mine went off in your helmet...

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Grandpa Pap posted:

I just feel like you might not be ready for some football. :sigh:

I'm not ready for football anymore! :gonk:

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