Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

axleblaze posted:

This is the 1960s. I wrote a paper on it for my drug taking class!

Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 02:41

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:00

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Chunky12345 posted:

Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.

Hi Animatronio!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 02:42

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Coleman posted:

Hi Animatronio!

Poor Leonardo da Vinci. He sure was stupid.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 02:48

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Poor Leonardo da Vinci. He sure was stupid.

And Alter Ego, you have that brain thing!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 02:54

RaspberryCommie: May 3, 2008; Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

TravBot posted:

And Alter Ego, you have that brain thing!

I already did!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 02:56

woodch: Jun 13, 2000; This'll kill ya!

Coleman posted:

Oh Elzar, the greatest thing happened...

(Drat!)

# ? Aug 2, 2011 03:49

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Jerusalem posted:

That was absolutely perfect Fry,"I work a nightjob because I need the money to afford the coffee that keeps me awake for my nightjob."

"It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!"

It's Dr. Goodandsexy's line.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 04:04

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

Chunky12345 posted:

Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.

Do you have any real cans of soup around here or just this rubbish?

# ? Aug 2, 2011 04:08

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

OldSenileGuy posted:

That was the accent of a king. In this episode he was but a mere commoner.

Oh, you've been as dumb as Fry!

My computer heard you say the word "king" so it brought up this gif:

It also brought up Less Than Hero and ordered us some Burger King.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 04:54

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Kazy posted:

My computer heard you say the word "king" so it brought up this gif:

It also brought up Less Than Hero and ordered us some Burger King.

Huh... in my day, computers were only used for porn...

(If the response to this post doesn't include that gif turning into porn, I will be SEVERELY disappointed.)

# ? Aug 2, 2011 04:58

Dodgeball: Sep 24, 2003; Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Chunky12345 posted:

Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.

Haha ha ha. Andy Warhol. What a stupid, phony, made-up name...

# ? Aug 2, 2011 06:23

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Dodgeball posted:

Haha ha ha. Andy Warhol. What a stupid, phony, made-up name...

Really? That's a dumb name.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 07:03

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

My favorite "Fry is stupid" thing is him being in 20th Century History and FORGETTING WHAT A TELEVISION IS! It's like, his sole reason for existing and he can't remember what it's called.

That or radiator woman from the radiator planet.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 08:21

forpush: Jan 6, 2006; We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down

Sugar Blaster posted:

My favorite "Fry is stupid" thing is him being in 20th Century History and FORGETTING WHAT A TELEVISION IS! It's like, his sole reason for existing and he can't remember what it's called.

Yeah well the 20th century gave the world the Cotton gin, the Steamboat and the Lightbulb so lay off him, alright!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 09:15

Kvantum: Feb 5, 2006; Skee-entist

I was rewatching the last few moments of the episode again on my DVR today (missed Ugly Americans) and we've got the thread title wrong - it should be "Bite my fhiny metal aff" - with two f's.

We've all been as dumb as Fry.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 10:21

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Cojawfee posted:

It's Dr. Goodandsexy's line.

I told you, my name is Dr. Cahill.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 13:37

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

fruitpunch posted:

Yeah well the 20th century gave the world the Cotton gin, the Steamboat and the Lightbulb so lay off him, alright!

Those were all from the 19th century! < :mad:

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:11

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Sugar Blaster posted:

It's like, his sole reason for existing

No, existing is basically all he does.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:27

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Kvantum posted:

I was rewatching the last few moments of the episode again on my DVR today (missed Ugly Americans) and we've got the thread title wrong - it should be "Bite my fhiny metal aff" - with two f's.

We've all been as dumb as Fry.

I'm literally angry with rage

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:38

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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I think my favourite Fry dumb-ism is him forgetting the wheel.

And then the Professor's classic "show us this 'The Wheel'!" line.

Yeah the thread title was quoting me for some reason. I just yea olden times'd it up a little more using "mine" instead of "my". Also fixed that "aff" which would never have happened :colbert:

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:39

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

Martytoof posted:

I think my favourite Fry dumb-ism is him forgetting the wheel.

And then the Professor's classic "show us this 'The Wheel'!" line.

Wouldn't it work better if it were round?

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:42

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Alter Ego bring fire?

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:44

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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axleblaze posted:

Wouldn't it work better if it were round?

It's my quote and we do it my way :colbert:

Alter Ego posted:

Alter Ego bring fire?

No, we're set for fire quotes, thanks :3:

# ? Aug 2, 2011 14:47

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

Alter Ego bring fire?

Ow. Fire indeed hot.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 16:11

forpush: Jan 6, 2006; We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down

Professor! Lava! Hot!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 16:29

Steve Higginson: Oct 21, 2005; NO NO NO we do not have images of fat guys sucking each others dicks in our custom titles!

Coleman posted:

Ow. Fire indeed hot.

SOMEONE SAID SHOT!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 17:20

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

Ow. Fire indeed hot.

And that's only if you're not allergic!

# ? Aug 2, 2011 18:13

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

It's going to take more than a few deadly deadly quotes to stop us.

# ? Aug 2, 2011 19:24

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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SeXReX posted:

It's going to take more than a few deadly deadly quotes to stop us.

Correct! Six thousand hulls :3:

# ? Aug 2, 2011 20:16

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Kvantum posted:

I was rewatching the last few moments of the episode again on my DVR today (missed Ugly Americans) and we've got the thread title wrong - it should be "Bite my fhiny metal aff" - with two f's.

We've all been as dumb as Fry.

No, the current title is the correct way to do it. The show creators have been dumb as fry.

JUST LIKE FRY JUST LIKE FRY

# ? Aug 2, 2011 23:39

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Cojawfee posted:

No, the current title is the correct way to do it. The show creators have been dumb as fry.

~~JUST~~ LIKE FRY ~~JUST~~ LIKE FRY

Duh, I'm Cojawfee. And I don't know the mass of the Higgs Boson.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 00:00

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

sassassin posted:

I thought this last episode was a lot worse than the Leela kids show one.

Agreeing with this. I thought the Leela episode was middle-of-the-pack for the current season. Last week's episode was one of my least favorites of the whole series. It just seemed to lack the cleverness that Futurama usually has.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 01:34

Danzel Glovington: Mar 16, 2006; I'm too old to bury my son!

Vogon Poet posted:

Agreeing with this. I thought the Leela episode was middle-of-the-pack for the current season. Last week's episode was one of my least favorites of the whole series. It just seemed to lack the cleverness that Futurama usually has.

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T!

# ? Aug 3, 2011 07:11

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Dheni Walsh posted:

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T!

Even the TV monster is acting strangely.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 11:40

Execu-speak: Jun 2, 2011; Welcome to the real world hippies!

I'm on loans from the Louvre.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 16:03

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Execu-speak posted:

I'm on loans from the Louvre.

So are you and the ship an item? Well I know you're both items but.. How do you date a ship anyway?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 18:35

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Kazy posted:

So are you and the ship an item? Well I know you're both items but.. How do you date a ship anyway?

TUBES?? You're older than you said you were!

# ? Aug 4, 2011 00:01

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Since the thread title isn't a direct quote you're not allowed to use quotation marks.

To borrow a quote... Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

# ? Aug 4, 2011 00:24

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Aphrodite posted:

Since the thread title isn't a direct quote you're not allowed to use quotation marks.

To borrow a quote... Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

It is if he's quoting me :colbert:

edit: Oh he's not. Nevermind

# ? Aug 4, 2011 01:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:00

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Aphrodite posted:

Since the thread title isn't a direct quote you're not allowed to use quotation marks.

To borrow a quote... Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I'll quote what I wanna do!

# ? Aug 4, 2011 01:50

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