Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

It hasn't been brought up, but I really like the titular "Mobius Dick" line. It was clever.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 04:53

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:18

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jerusalem posted:

An episode based on Moby Dick couldn't possibly say something that actually has a deeper meaning beyond the obvious surface statement!

That sounds clever, but it doesn't explain much.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:04

Deep State of Mind: Jul 30, 2006; "It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."; Fun Shoe

On a second viewing, I noticed a Joy Luck Club joke from a character voiced by Lauren Tom.

That's referential and funny.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 08:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Doctor Spaceman posted:

That sounds clever, but it doesn't explain much.

Shut up, Doctor Spaceman

# ? Aug 8, 2011 08:06

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jerusalem posted:

Shut up, Doctor Spaceman

Okay

# ? Aug 8, 2011 08:08

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Okay

That's it! Jerusalem, Doctor Spaceman, I now pronounce you man and-- :killdozer:

# ? Aug 8, 2011 12:56

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

axleblaze posted:

It hasn't been brought up, but I really like the titular "Mobius Dick" line. It was clever.

Yep, that stands up to scrutiny. *snort*

# ? Aug 8, 2011 13:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

That's it! Jerusalem, Doctor Spaceman, I now pronounce you man and--

This isn't a wedding license, it's a fishing license!

AND IT'S MANDATORY! :gonk:

# ? Aug 8, 2011 13:43

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

axleblaze posted:

It hasn't been brought up, but I really like the titular "Mobius Dick" line. It was clever.

Stolen from a novel by Andrew Crumey.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 14:20

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

This isn't a wedding license, it's a fishing license!

AND IT'S MANDATORY!

Guess what you're all accomplices to!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 15:08

Stonefish: Nov 1, 2004; Chillin' like a villain

Jerusalem posted:

This isn't a wedding license, it's a fishing license!

AND IT'S MANDATORY!

I don't know what happened in the writers room to come up with that one, but I'm sure it was spectacular.

"We need a reason for everyone to go fishing."

# ? Aug 8, 2011 15:19

trouser chili: Mar 27, 2002; Unnngggggghhhhh

fruitpunch posted:

Farewell! You will all be trapped in this dense, symbolist tome forever!

The giant brain laughed in triumph. 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The end. There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 16:33

cptInsane0: Apr 11, 2007; ...and a clown with no head

The big brain am winning again! I AM THE GREETEST! Now I am leaving for no RAISIN!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:51

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Me...feel...a bit better...in cognitive function!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:53

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hertfordshire, Mr. Brainly.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:56

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

TravBot posted:

Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hertfordshire, Mr. Brainly.

I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:59

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

I say.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:15

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

I say.

Most ungentlemanlike.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:23

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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fruitpunch posted:

Farewell! You will all be trapped in this dense, symbolist tome forever!

Please no!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:48

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Martytoof posted:

Please no!

And then Martyoof said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:52

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Tom Sawyer, you tricked me! This is less fun than previously indicated!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:54

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

TravBot posted:

Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hertfordshire, Mr. Brainly.

Travbot you tricked me, this is less fun than previously indicated.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:56

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Now now, nearly symmetrical quoting never solved anything.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:57

forpush: Jan 6, 2006; We don't like it when the city light start fading
When the city lights fading then we can't get down

Klungar posted:

And then Martyoof said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

and then I said _{"see you at the fight"}

# ? Aug 8, 2011 19:00

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Klungar posted:

And then Martyoof said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Breathes in* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 19:09

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

fruitpunch posted:

and then I said _{"see you at the fight"}

Then good day madam.
We hope to see you soon for tea.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 19:11

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Klungar posted:

And then Martyoof said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Funny story, the script actually called for me to say yes.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 19:31

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

fruitpunch posted:

and then I said _{"see you at the fight"}

Talk a little louder, sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something

# ? Aug 8, 2011 19:41

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

spankmeister posted:

Then good day madam.
We hope to see you soon for tea.

Is it true you're a robot?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 20:34

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

SeXReX posted:

Funny story, the script actually called for me to say yes.

Oh your God...

# ? Aug 8, 2011 20:35

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

So what's life like on the planet Amazonia?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 20:38

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

So what's life like on the planet Amazonia?

We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 20:59

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

Did you tell them about how your good fundamentals make up for your inability to dunk?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:04

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Did you tell them about how your good fundamentals make up for your inability to dunk?

What're you, gay?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:05

Execu-speak: Jun 2, 2011; Welcome to the real world hippies!

So Jonny, are we gonna pick up where left off?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:26

Danzel Glovington: Mar 16, 2006; I'm too old to bury my son!

Klungar posted:

And then Martyoof said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Wait I'm not done,

-O!" OK I'm done.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:47

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Coleman posted:

What're you, gay?

Anecdote accepted.
Snappy comeback not found.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:55

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

What're you, gay?

No. In fact, I just made out with the radiator woman from the radiator planet!

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:56

Execu-speak: Jun 2, 2011; Welcome to the real world hippies!

TravBot posted:

No. In fact, I just made out with the radiator woman from the radiator planet!

Travbot, that was a radiator.

# ? Aug 8, 2011 21:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:18

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Execu-speak posted:

Travbot, that was a radiator.

Oh. Is there a burn ward within 8 feet of here?

# ? Aug 8, 2011 22:00

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