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Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

Mr. Carlisle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUl_MZE-AfE

Johnny Ace sucks his own dick - then multiple dicks all with a smile.

This is hilarious. I hope he sticks around on TV with this character because it will be awesome.

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Kneecaps posted:

This is hilarious. I hope he sticks around on TV with this character because it will be awesome.

From what has been written about him in the past it's not so much a character as it is that they're just filming him being himself and using it in a storyline, basically.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Skinty McEdger posted:

Hulk Hogan needs to stop existing.

For once "Hulkster in Heaven" is culturally relevant.

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

Mr. Carlisle posted:

From what has been written about him in the past it's not so much a character as it is that they're just filming him being himself and using it in a storyline, basically.

I thought it was pretty obvious he's just hamming it up and being a complete tool for the camera. There's no way someone can actually act like that and able to hold down a VP job for so long. I doubt Vince would put up with that bullshit for so long.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
http://youtu.be/uRLB3CONnq0

"Hammerlocks set to clown music."

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Kneecaps posted:

I thought it was pretty obvious he's just hamming it up and being a complete tool for the camera. There's no way someone can actually act like that and able to hold down a VP job for so long. I doubt Vince would put up with that bullshit for so long.

You've never read about or heard shoots from anyone who's ever had do deal with him, have you?

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

smashpro1 posted:

http://youtu.be/uRLB3CONnq0

"Hammerlocks set to clown music."

Amazing. You owe it to yourself to watch this.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


If you know a wrestling fan and it's his birthday, here's the video to show him.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

If you know a wrestling fan and it's his birthday, here's the video to show him.

Pro loving click. This is amazing.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

smashpro1 posted:

http://youtu.be/uRLB3CONnq0

"Hammerlocks set to clown music."

Daniel Bryan: not only balancing rear end-kicking AND entertaining, but genuinely taking steps to introduce WWE fans to how awesome submission wrestling can be, all in one video!

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Hogan sure hates some mirrors

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Sionistic posted:

Hogan sure hates some mirrors

Not as much as Goldberg hates windows.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
Bill Goldberg says he's "probably" wrestling again this year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasUgdeZ_OI

I don't see WWE taking him back, so TNA maybe?

Goldberg-Joe would be somewhat interesting. He also has never faced Kurt Angle.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
As it's Wade Barrett's birthday, here's footage of him on my local news show from March: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmPFf2DYAHs

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

Eugene Jerome posted:

Bill Goldberg says he's "probably" wrestling again this year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasUgdeZ_OI

I don't see WWE taking him back, so TNA maybe?

Goldberg-Joe would be somewhat interesting. He also has never faced Kurt Angle.

I imagine it'd be Japan

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.

Eugene Jerome posted:

Bill Goldberg says he's "probably" wrestling again this year

He seems like a genuinely nice guy, would be such a shame if he went to TNA

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-9-2011/moment-of-zen---u-k--hulkamaniacs

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Cracky posted:

He seems like a genuinely nice guy, would be such a shame if he went to TNA

I do not think he would want to deal with Russo and Hogan again, especilly if they tell him he should break a window.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Cracky posted:

He seems like a genuinely nice guy, would be such a shame if he went to TNA

He really does. I'm not sure if there's any kinda correlation between the fact that he never seemed to take the business all that seriously and the fact that he's not a dick (there probably is).

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Are there really people who dream of Goldberg matches?

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


In 1999, sure.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ci8OfZrDZc

Aja Kong's theme is really bad rear end.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Bocc Kob posted:

Are there really people who dream of Goldberg matches?

"Who wouldn't want to see a Warrior-Goldberg match?" - Vince Russo, 1999

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bocc Kob posted:

Are there really people who dream of Goldberg matches?

I wanna see him get Wrestlemania-grade money and lazy his way through another match.

Tupac Sighting
Oct 19, 2007

twisted as hell... yet i cant stop laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LYkKMli_OA
Finally a big return we've all been waiting for!!!

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
While Ziggler was talking about how charismatic and great he was, all I could think about was how many raisins get lost in those jowls. :stare:

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Tupac Sighting posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LYkKMli_OA
Finally a big return we've all been waiting for!!!

Big Daddy V was so loving cool.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

Bocc Kob posted:

Are there really people who dream of Goldberg matches?

I'd love to see him back.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Tupac Sighting posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LYkKMli_OA
Finally a big return we've all been waiting for!!!

His very presence changed the ring ropes!

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYaYd7LW6MM

Cozz
Jun 19, 2005

Perhaps you need to... reverse... his polarity? Hack? Do some hacking?
I was using the "YoutubeTimeMachine" site, and this awesome video came up. My apologies if this has been posted before though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEZE1SKoPI

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
New Claudio's cafe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc17zTq2l0s&feature=feedu

Tupac Sighting
Oct 19, 2007

twisted as hell... yet i cant stop laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSA62HQuQuE
Fantasy booking of last year's SummerSlam

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Well, if we're going with fantasy booking videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8G1BDoUuw

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
Another wrestler has gotten their own Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/johncenahardnocks

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I was surprised to see this today: A Pampero Firpo promo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yXuT1d79c]

Pampero Firpo had a wildman gimmick in the 60s and 70s and very little footage of him is circulating. Pretty cool promo.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Back when Savage died, I mentioned a fantastic Savage promo leading up to Wrestlemania X. Bearnt! was able to find an abridged version of it, which was cool, but things wouldn't be right until we got the full promo. Luckily, he finally uncovered it.

The backstory: Savage and Crush have a match coming up at Wrestlemania based on Crush turning on Savage and befriending Yokozuna. Savage had a title match against Yokozuna and was about to finish him off with the elbow, only to have Crush interfere and gently caress it up for him. The two have been so red hot towards each other that Jack Tunney has banned the two from being in the locker room at the same time.

Here is Savage's take on the situation.

Two subtle things that rule about this:

1) The way Vince tries not to make eye contact at one point and Savage jerks his neck to make sure Vince is looking him dead in the eye.

2) The possible reference to Hogan and the Mega Powers Exploding.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Found this while trying to find Severn's match in the Brawl for All. I take it its from the Australian airing of Superstars (which I thought had been replaced by Jakked or Metal or whatever by that time, but I guess it was like how NXT still airs on TV in certain international markets due to the contracts).

But it's so odd to see Attitude Era footage with Gorilla Monsoon commentating (who was still, apparently, the "President" of the WWF for some time after McMahon became the on-air owner).

Dan Severn vs. some jobber from WWF Superstars in 1998

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Tupac Sighting posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSA62HQuQuE
Fantasy booking of last year's SummerSlam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRVfvhMLvU

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WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives

Gavok posted:

Back when Savage died, I mentioned a fantastic Savage promo leading up to Wrestlemania X. Bearnt! was able to find an abridged version of it, which was cool, but things wouldn't be right until we got the full promo. Luckily, he finally uncovered it.

The backstory: Savage and Crush have a match coming up at Wrestlemania based on Crush turning on Savage and befriending Yokozuna. Savage had a title match against Yokozuna and was about to finish him off with the elbow, only to have Crush interfere and gently caress it up for him. The two have been so red hot towards each other that Jack Tunney has banned the two from being in the locker room at the same time.

Here is Savage's take on the situation.

Two subtle things that rule about this:

1) The way Vince tries not to make eye contact at one point and Savage jerks his neck to make sure Vince is looking him dead in the eye.

2) The possible reference to Hogan and the Mega Powers Exploding.

I miss this type of passion so much from pro wrestling.

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